huidaozhongxue,zhenghaopengshangxueshengdafanchi,yezetaolinzheyigedawanqudaleyiwanfan,yejiumeiyoushenmehaoxuandele,jiuzhiyouweiyideyigechaotudou。
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yezetaoyilengdao:“zenmexie?”
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众人顿时笑了起来。
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大家又是一笑。
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jigenianqingrenzhuaernaosaidemanxinbushufu,duizheyezetaodao:“xiaoye,shibushijiqiyouwenti?”
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yemeiduoshuo,yezetaolazheniuxiaozhangjiupao,yibianpaozheyibiandashengdao:“xueshengsusheyaobeifengchuidaole,kuaiqukankan!”
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yezetaotongyangshiyizhenhoupa,dashengdao:“kankanxueshengshibushiquanbuchulaile!”
qingdianleyizhenrenshuhou,niuxiaozhangjidongdao:“douhuozhe!douhuozhe!”