第1章
“guchen，xiawujiuyaochufaquweijiaolangyaole，banideqinggangjiaheqinggangjianjiejiwo！”
yizuochenjiupobaidexiaoyuanzili。
yiweishenchuanehuangsezhangqundenvzichaozheyiweiqingnianshenchushou，yifulisuoyingdangdemoyang。
qingnianershisuimoyang，yangmaohaisuanyingjun，queshenchuanbudingjiuyi，yikanjiushijiajingpinhan。
guchenduiyunvzidehuazhiruowangwen，yanshenyouxiehuanghuhemimang。
紧接着。
naohaizhongdejiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai，lingtadaoxiyikouliangqi！
“**！？”
“wozheishichuanyuele？？”
guchenyanjingdoudengdalejifen，henkuaijiuliqinglexianzhuang。
zheishiyigeyaomohengxingdexuanhuanshijie。
qianshenyutatongmingtongxing，naishidazhouwangchaozhangxingxianzhenmosideputongshizu。
qianshendefuqinshizhenmosiyiweixiaoqiguan，zaiyiciweijiaoyaomorenwuzhongxunzhi，zhiliuxiaqianshengushenyiren。
哦豁，天崩开局。
“wei，wogennishuohuani，tingdaomei！”
yankanzheguchenchichibuhuida，nvziyouxiebunaifan。
guchenzheicaihuiguoshenlai，muguangluozainvzishenshang。
cinvmingweiliuyao，shiguchendeqingmeizhuma。
liuyaoduiguchendetaidushibaochiaimeiyujuli，yizhidiaozheta，congersuoyaogezhonghaochu。
简而言之，吊龟男。
naiheqianshenshigemunelaoshidexingzi，genbenmeixiangdaozheiyidian，beidiaodebaiyibaishunerhunranbujue。
yuanbenguchendefuqinweixiaoqiguan，qiegonglaobuxiao，haiyoushangshengkongjian，liuyaoduiguchendetaiduhaisuankeyi。
danzicongguchenfuqinxunzhizhihou，liuyaobianchedibuzhuangle，dongbudongjiuchaozheguchenshuailianse。
cishiliuyaosuoyaodeqinggangjiayuqinggangjian，naishiguchenfuqinliuxiadezuizhenguiyiwu，yeshiguchenfuqinshengqianhuafeijihuquanbushenjiamaixiadebaowu，jiazhibufei，nenggoudafutishengzhanli。
guchenmeitouzhouqi，dao：“niyoubushizhenmosideren，weijiaolangyaoyunihegan？”
“dangranshijielaijilinfangegeyonga！”
“linfangegeshizhenmosixiaoduizhang，shitadailingnimenquweijiaolangyao，youqinggangjiaheqinggangjianzaishou，linfangegedeshilikendingnengtishengyidajie，daoshihoubujiunenggengshunlidewanchengrenwuma？”
liuyaolenghengyisheng，lisuoyingdangdeshuodao：“genghekuangnicaiququliantijingwuzhongxiuwei，shayebushi，zheiliangjianbaobeizainishouliwanquanshilangfei，linfangegekeshilunmaijingyizhongdedagaoshou！”
“yuqingyuli，zheiliangjianbaowudouyinggaijiejitayong！”
linfan，zhangxingxianlinjiagongzi，yeshizhangxingxianyoumingdetiancai。
zicongguchendefuqinxunzhizhihou，liuyaobianbaoshanglelinfandedatui，bujinshuaikaiguchen，rujingengshiyaobanglinfantumouguchendebaowu！
虽说是借。
keguchenyidanbabaowujiechuqu，bidingshiroubaozidagou，youquwuhui！
wuyiwukao、zhiyouliantijingwuzhongxiuweideguchen，nashenmequzhaolinjiatiancaiyaohuibaowu？
yinianzhici，guchendelianselenglejifen：“zheishiwozijidedongxi，pingshenmeyaojiejita？”
“nizheigerenzenmezheimezisi！？”
liuyaowenyan，dunshiyouxietiaojiao，duiguchennumuershi！
“baqinggangjiaheqinggangjianjiejilinfangegezenmele？youbushibuhaini！”
“nicailiantijingwuzhongxiuwei，genbenfahuibuchuzheiliangjianbaowudeweili，ganmafeiyaosizhanzhebufang？”
“yaoshinibujie，daozhizheiciweijiaolangyaorenwushibai，nidandeqizerenma！”
liuyaodengzheguchen，zhijuedeyouxiexiunaohejiaoji！
pingriliguchenduitadoushibaiyibaishun，tashuoyibuer，yaoshajisha，zenmejintiangenbianlegerenside？
yaoshi“jie”budaoqinggangjiaheqinggangjian，tazenmegenlinfangegejiaodai？！
“我担**责任！”
“傻叉！！”
guchenlengxiaoyisheng，zhijietaishoujiushiyigedabidoushuaileguoqu，“pa”deyishengshanzailiuyaolianshang，dangchangjiubaliuyaoshandeshenquliangqiang，lianshangduoleyigehongzhongdezhangyin。
qianshenduiliuyaobaiyibaishun，neishiqianshendeshi，yutaguchenhegan！
tazenmekenengshouzheizhongniaoqi！
【ding，jiancedaosuzhuruma、zhangguaiqingmeizhuma，exingxitongjihuo，huode500exingzhi！】
【xuanhuanshijie，ruorouqiangshi，qiangzhejiushiyaohenhenxiururuozhe！】
【suzhuzhixuzuochuxitongrenkedeexing，jikehuodeexingzhi！】
【exingzhiketishenggongfajindu】
【当前功法进度：】
【liantijue：xiaocheng（41%）】
【poyunjianfa：rumen（24%）】
【qingfengshenfa：rumen（21%）】
【dangqianexingzhi：500】
jiuzaiguchenshuaileliuyaoyigedazuibazi，shenqingqishuangdeshihou，naohaizhongxiangqiyilianchuandianziyin，yanqianyefuxianchuyigezhiyouzijinengkandaodeguangmu。
guchenhuquyizhen，dunshixintoukuangxi！！
狗作者诚不欺我！
chuanyuezhebiyoujinshouzhi！！
“ni、nigandawo！？”
liuyaoshenquliangqiangzhehoutui，wuzhuzhongzhangdeliandan，yanjingdoudengdale，zhijuedeyouxienanyizhixin！
zheihaishiyiqianneigeduizijibaiyibaishundelaoshirenma？
紧接着。
yigujudadefennuheweiqucongliuyaoxindizisheng，lingtayanjingdouyouxiefahong！
“顾尘！！”
“wozhishigennijiegebaowueryi，nijingranganrumawo，haigandawo！”
“nihaishibushirena！”
“我跟你拼了！！”
liuyaofachuyidaojianruidedajiao，xiangdangfennu，zhangyawuzhuachaozheguchenpuleguolai。
liuyaozhangdehaisuanshixiaoyouzise，pingriliduizijizheizhangliandanzuiweikanzhong！
xianzaibeiguchenyibazhangdadepoxiang，zheirangtaruhebufennu？
“我是你爹！”
啪！！
guchenlengxiaoyisheng，taishouyoushiyigedazuibazishanleguoqu，dazailiuyaolingyibianliandanshang，jiangtazaicishandeliangqianghoutui，mianrongzhongzhang。
kanzheliuyaoneiduichengzhongzhangdeliandan，guchenhuchuyikouqi。
舒服了。
【ding，suzhuduiqingmeizhumaeyuxiangxiang，huode200exingzhi】
【ding，suzhuzhangguaiqingmeizhuma，huode300exingzhi】
【dangqianexingzhi：1000】
xitongtishiyinzaicixiangqi。
“guchen！ni、nizheigehunzhang！！”
“linfangegebuhuifangguonide！”
lianggedazuibazixiaqu，liuyaoyeqingxingleguolai，zizhibushiguchendeduishou。
tawuzhezhongzhangdeliandan，yankuangfahong，ehenhendedengleguchenyiyan，zhuanshenjiupaokaile。