第1章 去死吧软柿子(1394字)

“suxiaowen,danfanniyoudianzunyanhuiqujiuhewogelihun,bahejiashaonainaideweizhihaihuilaijirumei。”

ktvbaojianwai,xiangqiyidaojianruidenvsheng。

suxiaowenkanzhexiongbabadexiaoguziheziliu,weiqudefanbodao,“woyoumeiyouqiang,pingshenmeyaohai,woheshaohangedehunyinshinainaianpaide,youbushiwobizheshaohangequwode……”

jiadaohejiabudaoyigeyue,henainaijiulishile,heziliuhetamasiwujidandeqifuta。

heziliuyitingsuxiaowenzheiwugudeyuqijiuhuoda,hentisurumeidabaobuping,guoquyongshouzhizhizhesuxiaowendenaomen,“nizhei**,jiuzhangzhehewonainaihao,taohaowonainai,wonainaishishanglenianjihutulecaixuanni!nizheizhongxiongdawunaodecaobao,youshenmezigejiajiwoge?”

“wogeaideshirumei,ruguobushiyinweinizhei**,rumeidouhewogeshenghaizile。”

“rumeiweilejiuwogebianchenglecanji,xishengzheimeda,worendingdesaozizhiyourumeiyige!”

shuoyijujiuchuosuxiaowendenaomenyixia,basuxiaowenbidaoleloutibian。

surumeidejigegenbantongxuegenzheweiguoqu,yirenyijubangqiang。

“jiushi,suxiaowenniyounadianbideshangrumeijie?yangmao,shencai,xueli,zhishang,tongtongbururumeijie。”

“jiusuanrumeijiezuozailunyishang,yejiangnisuxiaowenmiaoshadezhadoubusheng。”

“buyaojilianbuyaolian,buyaobiwomenxiangdangnianneiyangdongshounicaizhidaopa。”

suxiaowenxiangqidangniandushushiheziliuhezheijirenxiaoyuanbaolita,qihongleyan。

neixiequrudehuamiantadoubuganquhuixiang,tamenzhuatadetoufajiangtadenaodaiwangqiangshangzhuang,botadeyifupaizhaoweizaiyiqihahadaxiao,neichongmanwuruxingdexiaosheng,meicixiangqitadoujuedezijidezunyanbeianzaidishangmoca。

zheimeduonianguoqu,tamenbuhuiyoubandiankuijiu,haishuodezheimelizhiqizhuang。

dangnianduitaxingweibaoli,xianzaishiyanyubaoli。

ersurumeizheigeshizuoyongzhebanyanzhebeitongqingdekelianrenjiaose,zaiyipangkanxi。

surumeidemazuoxiaosanpohuailetadejiating,rujinsurumeiyouzheiyangqifuta。

surumeiduishangsuxiaowenkanguolaineigefenhendeyanshen,gouqiqingmiebiyidexiao。

zhuangkelianhenrongyibodebierendetongqing。

xiangyaonongsisuxiaowenzheigeruanshizihaibujiandan。

chenzhezheicitongxuejuhui,tashaoweiduiheziliuhejigegenbanzhuangzhuangkelian,jiujiqiletamenduitadetongqing。

suxiaowenkanzhesurumeizheimoqingmiedexiao,qibuguo,tashougoule,buxiangzairenxiaqu,yaotuikaiheziliu,yipengdaoheziliu,heziliufanyingjiliedeshanletayibazhang。

“pa”debazhangshenghenqingcui。

suxiaowenwuzhu**latengdeliansisidekanzheheziliu,judadequruganpashanglai。

zheigexiaoguziyiqiandushushijiujingchanglianhesurumeiqifuta,tajiajinhejiasannian,meijiguotayicihaolianse,suoyoudeyuanqizaizheiyikebaofa,tataiqishouyaohaileheziliuzheiyibazhang。

heziliuyixiangkeboguanle,nalihuijisuxiaowenhaishoudejihui,zhuazhusuxiaowendeshouwan,hengxiaodao,“jiunizheigeruanshizihaixiangdawo,qusibani。”

shuowanmeiyouyisigujidejiangsuxiaowentuixialelouti。

“a……”suizhejingjiaoshengxiangqi,suxiaowenconggaogaodeloutigunxiaqu。

jigegenbantantoukanxiaqu,kanzhesuxiaowenguntingzaiguaijiaochu,henkuailiuchuleyitanxue,qizhongyigedanyoudewendao,“zheihuibuhuisidiao?”

heziliuyagenbubazheigewentidanghuishi,“silejiusile,silewogejiukeyiqurumeile。”

tahuanshiyiquan,deyidao,“fanzhengzheilimeijiankong,zhensirenzhuijiuqilailejiushuosuxiaowenzheichunhuozijibuxiaoxincaikongshuaixiaqude。”

jirenzhendejiumeiyouyigerenxiaqukan,gengmeiyourendajijiudianhua,heziliutuizhesurumeihuiqubaojianliheqitatongxuejixuchangge。

changlechabuduoyigexiaoshi,surumeixiangzhidaowaimiansuxiaowenshenmeqingkuang,jiayidanyoudeduiheziliushuodao,“liuliu,haishichuqukankanba,zhenchurenminglejiubuhaole。”

“niya,jiushixinruan。”

heziliuhaishituizhesurumeichuqule。

几个跟班跟着一起。

chudaoloutichu,surumeiditoukanxiaqu,jiansuxiaowenhaibaochizhezhiqiandiepaneigedongzuo,neitanxueshiyueliuyueduo。

tarangheziliuxiaqukankan。

heziliubuqingbuyuandexiaqu,gezheyitanxuexianqidewanxiashen,suxiaowenhuranzhengkaileshuangyan。