qiangxiangshunjian，zhangdafeijuedezuojianfangfobeiyigujulizhuangji，yinweiyongliguomeng，yangwenliangbeituidaozaididetongshi，zijidenaodaizhijiezhuangjidaopangbiandeshitouzhishang，yizhenxuanyunganchuanlai，suijishiquyishi。
dengzaicixinglaidedeshihou，zhangdafeiyongyouleliangduanjingli，yiduanshi2028niansanshiduosuidepujiexieshoudejingli，yiduanshi1957nian17suixunluoyuandejingli。
dengzhenglihaosuoyoudedejiyipianduan，zhangdafeilijixiangdaohoushideshuofa，yexuziji：chuanyuele，yexushiyimenghuangliang。
xiangbutongdaodishishenmezhuangkuang，xiangbutongjiubuxiangle，erqiezhangdafeixiangdaolingyiduanjiyi，2028niandeshihouyeshiduziyiren，nianjinsishisuiyishiwucheng，wufangwuchewulaopo，haihunshenshibing，zhenggesanwurenyuan，erxianzaiyongyouleshiqisuideshenti，xinliyizhenqiexi：“xianzaitinghaode。”
tangzaibingchuangshangdezhangdafeisuijixiangqizhiqianhunmishiyinyuetingdaodejixiesheng，haoxiangshishenmexitong？chuanshuozhongchuanyuedajundebipei，neiduanjiyilizijibushimeiyouhuanxiangguozijiyongyouyige，xiangdaozijiyexuxianzaizhendeyongyoule，xinliyizhenjidong。
pingqiningshen，xinlimonian，“tongzi？”
没啥反应。
“系统哥！”
“系统爸爸！”
、、、、、、
“心声系统！”
“无敌系统！”
“种田系统！”
yiranmeiyoufanying，zhangdafeidenaixinxiaohaowanle，juedeyinggaishihuanjue，shunjianhuazuobaozaoxiaoge，xinlipokoudama，“nilaolaode！bierenchuanyuedouyouxitong，woca**de，wo、、、cao、、、”
shaoweitingdun，haishiqidebuxing，jixukaima：“daye”
jixieshengturanxiangqi，“jirannichengxinchengyidehuhuan，dayechiguaxitongzhengshishangxian！”
yikuaifeichangkehuandepingmuzaiyanqianliangqi。
zhangdafeibeiturandebianguzaiciheleyitiao，shentiyizhen，zuojianjuliedetengtongchuanlai，“si”
zhangdafeirenbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi，zheidongjingyouxiedale，jingxinglepazaichuangbiandehuangmei，shuideyouxiemihudehuangmeikandaoyinweitengtongmianrongyouxiebianxingdezhangdafei，shunjianqishen，
“吱嘎—”
shenxiamudengbeiyidongfachucierdeshengyin，“erzi，nixingla？naerbushufu？shibushihenteng？ee，wozheijiuquhanyisheng！”
shuozhezhijiezhuanshenkuaisupaoxiangwaimian。
tengtongshaojian，gangyaozixichakanmianqiandepingmu，yizhenzaluandejiaobushengkuaisulinjin，zhangdafeibugandayi，pabeirenfaxian，xinlimonian，“guanbi”
zheicidaoshimeiyoushenmeshengyin，pingmuyishanxiaoshibujian。
“yisheng，nikan，woerzitaxingle！wuwuwu～”
huangmeizaicijidongdekuchusheng。
“jiashunixianbiejidong，nidaopangbian，womenzheijiujitazuogejiancha。”
shuozheyiweishenchuanbaidagua，sishisuizuoyou，yimiqiba，hunshenzhuangshuo，manshihengroudemianpangpeizhemanlianhudeyishengshangqian，zheirendeyangmaobierengaosuzhangdafeishituhu，zhangdafeidouxin。yishengqingshengkaikouxunwen，“xiaohuozi，nengtingdaowoshuohuama？”
tingdaozheimingyishengyouxieniuniunienieyouxieguaiyideqiangdiao，zhangdafeidunshiganjuehunshenqilejipigeda，zhangdafeiqiangrenzhebushi，hunshenfalidezhangdazuibafachuqingweide“neng”。
“younalitebiebushufu？”
“疼～头晕～”
“ng，wentibuda，tenghenzhengchang，bijingshiqiangshang，haizuolefengheshoushu！touyunshizhuangzaishitoushang，youxienaozhendang，xiuxixiuxijiuhaole！nirenzhedian，woyaochaikaibangdaikankanshangkou，kenengyouxieteng！wojinliangqingdiane！”
shuozhejiukaishidongshou，yipangdehushilijishangqianbangmang。
jingguoyifanzheteng，zhangdafeitengdemantoudahan，jiutingyishengzhufudao：“meishadawenti，xianzaimanmanxiuyangjiuhaole，bingrengangxing，jitaweixiexizhou，buchongtili。”
“haode，yisheng，womenzaoyouzhunbei，yihuihaitabajiusongguolai。”
huangmeizheishihouqingxuyepingjingxialai，ganjinhuidao。
yishengdiandiantouzhuanshendairenlikai。
jingguogangcaideyifanzheteng，zhangdafeihunshenliqibeihaoguang，zaicichenchenshuiqu。
dengzaicixinglai，zhangdafeizhengyanfaxianbingfangjiuzijiyiren，muqinhuangmeibuzhidaoqunale。
xiangqizijidexitong，zaicihuhuan。
“统子！”
“吃瓜系统！”
meiyoufanying，zhangdafeihuransihuxiangdaoleshenme，mianseguguai，yigehuangmoudeniantoufuxian、、、changshizhezaicihan；“da....ye.....”
yiranmeiyoufanying，zuihouzhangdafeihaoxiangrenmingle，daizheyisihuangmougan，shizhexinlihanleyisheng：“daye”
yikuaimianbanfuxianzaiyanqian，zheicimeiyoushengyinxiangqi，zhangdafeimianseguguai，“zheitongzihaoxiangyoudianbuzhengjinga！zheishishenmepihao！”
buzaihusiluanxiang，zhangdafeidingshenkanxiangyanqiandepingmu：
【大爷吃瓜系统】
启动口令：大爷
宿主：张大飞
zhiye：wu（zhianxunluoyuan——feizhengshigangwei，buyurending）
金币：0枚
抽奖次数：0
系统商城
zhidingchiguaduixiang：（kong）
jinrichiguatoutiao：（zanweigengxin）
ranhouqitashenmedongxidoumeiyou，kanzhe“daye”erzi，zhangdafeiganjuetougengyundelihaile，zhangdafeidunshiyizhenwuyu，“zheishenmewanyia？”
“xitong，nengbunenghuangeqidongkouling，niyehaoyisizhanwobianyi，nengbunengyoudiangeju？haiyounengbunengshuomingyixiazheizenmeyonga？”
zheicidaoshiyoulehuiying，yidaodianzihechengyinxiangqi，“ding，jianyusuzhudiyicishiyong，zhufuwuqitebieshuoming，chiguaxitong，jiyuzhonghuachuantongmianxiangxueyuanlikaifaercheng，zidongsaomiaosuzhujiechurenyuan，anzhaomianxiangtuisuanguoqu、weilai，xitongmianfeigengxinrenweiyoujiazhidetoutiaochigua；dangransuzhukezhidingchiguaduixiang，xuyaogenjuzhidingduixiangqiyun，xiaohaobudengjinbi；
“金币获取途径：
1.qiandaojiangli：meiriqiandaoyici，anzhaosuzhumeiriyunshihuodesuijishuliangjinbi；
2.jiangli：suzhuzuochumouxieshiqing，xitongpanding，huokejianglijinbi，haiyoujilvhuodechoujiangcishu；
金币用途：
1.xiaohaojinbikezhidingchimourengua！
2.kezaishangchengduihuangezhongwupin，shangchengmeiyueyuechushuaxin，suzhukezixingchakan；
youqingtishi：weilehuodegengduojinbi，qingsuzhujinkuaizhaodaoyifenguanfangrenkedezhengshigongzuo。
yishangyiqiejieshiquan，junshuchiguaxitongzhufuwuqisuoyou！”
“xinshouyindaowanbi。shuomingyixia，qidongkoulingshisuzhuzijixuanzede，yicibangdingzhongshengbuhuan！zhuxitongjijiangduankai，wanghoujiuyouzixitongfuwusuzhu，jiancedaosuzhushoushang，mianfeizengsongyicizhiliao，suzhushifoulijijieshouzhiliao？”
zhiliao？zhangdafeijingshenyizhen，gangyaohuida“shi”，huranxiangdao：shanghaodetaikuai，kenenghuiyinqihuaiyide，takebuxiangbeilaquqiepian。
tashitandewendao：“nengbunengkongzhizhiliaosudu？kongzhizaipingchangrenhuifusududeliangbeijiuhao？”
“manzusuzhudeyaoqiu，shaohoufafangyaoji，tongshisongdahaiyouxinshoulibao，zhusuzhushiyongyukuai，tebieshuoming，benxitongyidanbangdinggaibutuihuan；suzhuzaijian——”
zhuxitongdeshengyindaizheyizhong，momingdexiaoyi：
“shundaiyiti，zheihaishibenfuwuqifafangxitongbaiwanciyilai，diyicijiansuzhunizheizhonghuhuan...'daye’deqidongfangshi，zheshihanjian。ze...suzhukaixinjiuhao，hehe。”
zhuxitongduankaishunjian，zhangdafeifangfokandaopingmushangshanguoyigecuxiadeyanwenzi，xiangdaozijicongciyihouririhan“daye”，zhangdafeidunshijuedeshengwukelian，mianlukuguase。
binglengdejixieshengxiangqi：“ding，zixitongqidongchenggong！huanyingsuzhushiyongdayechiguaxitong！”
tingdao‘daye’liangzi，zhangdafeibuyoudezuibachouchou！
zhangdafeiyanqiandepingmuyizhenshandong，pingmuzuishangfangchuxianyixinghongsedazi，【xianzaifafangxinshoulibao，suzhushifouxianzaijieshou？】
“xitong，fafangxinshoulibaohuibuhuiyouhendadongjing？”
屏幕再次闪动：
【caozuoquanchengjingmo，wurenhewaibubiaoxian，jinsuzhukezhi。】
“好，现在接受！”
“ding！xinshoulibaoyifafang，xinshoulibaobaohan：
1.空间戒指*1；
2.jianglijinbi100mei；
3.zhiliaoyaoji＊1（shiyonghouputongrenhuifuliangbeisu）”
zhangdafeiyoushouzhongzhichuxianyigegupojiezhi，zhangdafeimeiyoulihuijiezhi，zaicikanxiangshuaxinhoudepingmu：
jinbiyilanshuliangbiancheng100mei
多出一栏
kongjianwupin：zhiliaoyaoji＊1（shiyonghouputongrenhuifuliangbeisu）
yikaishixian，zhangdafeiyongyoushoushizhichumojiezhi，faxianshenmeyeganjuebudao，zhijiechumozaishouzhishang，“kanlaiwairenshibukejiande！”
jizhongjingshenlidaojiezhi，faxianyigehendadekongjianchuxian，kongjianzhonganjingdetangzheyipinglanseyaoji。
zhangdafeizaixinlimonian，“xitong，zheiyaojifuyongguochenghuibuhuiyousuobushi？”
lansepingmushuaxin，“buhui”
zhangdafeixiangxiangzhenachuyaoji，neizhiyaojipingkongchuxianzaiyoushou。
damuzhishaoshaoyongli，yishengqingbukewende“pa”shengxiangqi，yaojipingshendingbuduanlie，diaoluoshunjianxiaosanzaikongzhong，“huo！haishizidonghuishoua！haitinghuanbaode！”
taiqiyoushou，lijijiangyaojidaorukouzhong，dunshijuedeyiguqingliangganshunjianchuanbianquanshen，tengtonglijian，zuojianchuanlaisusumamadeganjue，naodaiyebuzaihunchen，cangbaidemiansezhishangdunshiyouleyisixuesi。
手中药瓶直接消散。
“bukuishiweilaichanpin，xiaoguojiushihao！”
zhangdafeizaixinlibuyougankai。
“ding，jinrichiguatoutiaoyigengxin，qingsuzhuzizhuchakan！”
tingdaoxitongtishiyin，zhangdafeidunshilailejingshen，taitoukanxiangpingmu。