第一章

「bixia,liushijunbuyuanjiannin,ninhaishiqinghuiba。」

zhongxinhuidaozijideshentili,diyiganshoubianshixigaichuzuanxindetengtong。

yizhengyan,bianshitaijiezhishangneixiaotaijianhanzhejiqiaohechaonongdelian。

「ninzheiyoushihekuni?wojiashijunbuguoshishuoshuobale,ninbijingshihuangdi,wanjinzhiqu,zheiyigui,chuanchuqu,jiaowojiashijunruhezichu?」

tahuashizheiyangshuo,kequezaitaijieshangzhandewenwende,lianyaodoumeiwanyixia。

wotaiqishou:「peichun。」

shenhouxunsulairenfuzhulewodegebo,shuxidenvshenghanzhejidonghexingfen:「bixia?」

wozaitadechanfuqizhanqishen,lenglengdikanzheneitaijiezhishangshenqinggaoaobuxiedexiaotaijian:「tuochuqu,wumafenshi!」

wotangtangyiguozhijun,jiyigewupindeshijunxiaguiqiuyuanliang,yiranshiqichidaru。

genglingrennaonudeshizheixiaotaijian,zaineichuanyuenvdezongrongxia,zhangzheshizixiaofushiliuyongsideren,jingyeganduiwobujing。

xiongyongdeshayijiaowoshenqingbingleng,neixiaotaijianshenziyidou,lianseyibai,fangfoxiangqileshenmekebudeshiqing,dantahenkuaijiuzhendinglexialai。

「bixiabubinazheixieshouduanlaibiwojiagongzi!jiusuanninshalexiaode,wojiagongziyebuhui……」

zhangjianguanchuanletadexiongfu,tashenqingjingedidengdashuangyan,yongyizhongjiqimoshengdemuguangkanzhewo。

wochouchuzhangjian,xianxuefeijiandaowolianshang,wokanzhedaozaidishangbutingchouchumiansecanbaidexiaotaijian,xiangzaikanyigesiren。

「nisuangeshenmedongxi,ganzheimehezhenshuohua?」

xiaotaijianshenshangliuchudexianxuehenkuairanhongletaijie,dididadatangleyidi。

dianneidianwaiguidaoyipian,gongrenmenquandoujinruohanchan。

yigeqingyinanrenzidianneibenlechulai,puzaineixiaotaijianshenshangsixinliefeidijiaoleyisheng:「wenxuan!」

xiaotaijianyiranmeileqixi,tayoutaitoukanxiangwo,tonghongdeyankuanglishichegudehenyi:「zhongliyue,wozheibeizidoubuhuiyuanliangni!」

「呵,」

wolengxiaoyisheng,tizhejianlaidaotashenqian,「nijuede,zhenhuizaiyizheixiewanquanbuxuyaodedongxima?」

liuyongsitongkongjuzhen,bukezhixindikanzhewo。

wozhidaotayidinghuiyihuo,aitazhishendezhongliyuezenmekenenghuishuochuzheiyangdehua?

neigeminghuananlandediqishiqigechuanyuenvhenbunengjiangtaliuyongsipengzaixinjianershang,mingmingshiyiguozhijun,queduitaxuhanwennuan、zuoxiaofudi,shenzhipingtuigongren,qinzifushitachuanyixishu,dashuiweitaxijiao!

raoshijingguoleqianmianqishiduogechuanyuenv,jianguanletamengezhonggeyangdefanjianfangshi,woyehaishibunengrenshou,zijineishuangyonglaichijianshadi、pigaizouzhedeshou,pengqiliuyongsineishuangniuqubianxingdejiao。

anlanguixiaqu,jiangtadejiaoxintengdipengzaizijixitou,leishuiyingying:「neixienian,dangzhenshikulenile。」

liuyongsishenqingfuzajile,takanxiangtademuguangyoushenshihebujie,yeyoujingtiheyuanhen。

danyiguozhijunguixiaweitaxijiao,tadaodihaishidongrongde,dixiatou,nandemeiyoulengyanlengyudidingzhuanghuiqu。

anlanxinxibuyi,dongzuoyuefaxizhitiexin,yanlideaiyifangfoyaomanyichulai。

tianzhidaowozaipiaozaibankongkandaozheiyimushi,youduoxiangqiasineigexiaodemanliantaohaochanmeide「ziji」。

dangnianliujiazhancuoledui,liuyongsibeifaqulingnanzuokuyibanian,wodengjihoudiernian,fangcainianzhexirijiuqing,jiangtajierugongzhong。

sheicengxiangtajihendangnianwobucengduitashiyiyuanshou,jingongsanniandoumeijiguowohaolianse。

wotangtangyiguozhijun,hougongjialibuzhifanji,buguoshidiannianzhexirideqingfencaiyutayifenzunrongbale,tajilianbuyaolian,woyeqiaobushangtazimingqinggaodeyangzi,bianlengletasannian。

jieguozheidiqishiqigechuanyuenvyilai,bianmanhuaikuijiudidaotagenqianrencuo,koukoushengshengdoudaozijikuiqiantaliangduo。

woqueshibuzhi,wojiujingnalikuiqiantale?

dangnianliujiafandeshimoufandedazui,liuyongsishenweijiazhongyouzibingbuzhiqing,youyinzhetashiwoqingmeizhumadewanban,muhuanggunianzhewo,cailiuletayitiaoming。

taziyouyangzaishenguilishenjiaotiruo,yaobushiwoanzhongpairenzhaokan,tazaozaiqulingnandelushangjiumeimingle。

wojietahuigong,tabuhendangnianhongpiantaquanjiadesanhuangmei,buhenxialingzhenshataquanjiademuhuang,duduhenwozheigemeiyoujiuxiataquanjiadeqingmei。

我觉得荒谬至极。

keneigeminghuananlandechuanyuenvqueheliuyongsiyiyangdexiangfa。

tatuoqiwolengluoliuyongsidexingjing,sixialimawohenxindufu,youshuowopeibushangliulangdeshenqing。

shile,tagangchuanyueguolai,bianheqianjigebenzheliuyongsierlaidechuanyuenvyiyang,zaisixialimanhuaishenqingdihuanliuyongsiliulangle。

zhonglaileqishiduohui,chukaineixiechuanyuenvgeshigeyangfanjianxunsidefangshijiaowotanweiguanzhiwai,haiyouyizhuangshijiaowoxinqingfuza。

neibianshi,wojingzhishiyigehuabenzhongderenwu。

zheigeyiwoweizhujiaodehuaben,miaoshulewoshenweinvdibolanzhuangkuodeyisheng。

wopoqiedixiangcongneixiechuanyuenvkouzhongdezhiwoweilaidegongjihechengjiu,xiangwenwentamenduonianhouwodaningshihedengdeshengshiguangjing。

woyoumeiyoushoufuxijingliuzhou,suqingbeidifeihuan?

baixingmenshifouanjuleye,zaiwujihanjiaopozhiku?

tianxiashifoutaipinganding,heqinghaiyan?

kezheixiezichengshiconggaokejidexiandaierlaidechuanyuenvmen,quemanxinmanyandouzhiyouwohougongzhongdenanrenmen。

tamenbiqijiushidenvzihaiburu,sihaobudongdezizunziai,yimenxinsipuzaineixienanrenshenshang,henbunengyidiwangzhiquweitamendangniuzuoma,jiuchagongshoujianghuangquanxiangrang。

e,daohaizhenyouyige,jibuqingtashidijigechuanyuenvle,danwojidetaxinyideshiwohougongzhongdezhaojie。

neishiqianchaodezongshizhizi,zaijingzhongdidiaolexuduonian,yangchengleyifuqienuowenjingdexingzi。

muhuangweianfuqianchaojiuchendexin,jiangtazhijiwozuoshijun,wobushenxitachenmoguayandexingzi,danyeshibushiqutawuzhongzuoyizuo,yishikanzhong。

jieguoneigechuanyuenvyilai,jiubabaerdidaotagenqianquxianyinqin。

「wozhinizheixieniandekuchu,zheijiangshan……benjiugaishinide。」

wozheicaizhidao,yuanlaizhaojiegenbenjiubushiqianchaozongshizhizi,tashiqianchaotaizideyifuzi,tazijingongqibianyitubugui!

fangfoshiyaokeshuishidishanglezhentou,neichuanyuenvjihushipobujidaidijiuyaoqingzhaojiedengji。

ruobushichaozhongdachenmenrengduiwozhongxingenggeng,zheiwanlijiangshanzaozaogaixinglezhongli,zhipaneichuanyuenvdaolaidediertian,neihuangweijiuhuanzhaojieshangquzuole。

wojideneigechuanyuenvyiweizaizhaojiehuailitiantianmimidishuodao:「nvrenruhenengzuohuangdini?」

「zheitianxia,hegaishinanrendetianxia。」

我气得吐血三升。

zheijiangshanxingzhaodeshihou,wulunshinanbiandemanzihaishibeibiandetujue,sheidounenglaicaishangyijiao。

qianchaohuangdishigewonangde,mingmingqishebuxing,quehaipianyaoyujiaqinzheng,zuihouershiwandajunzhezailexiyishouli,haipeichuquxijingdeliuzuochengchi。

shenzhihaichadianjiaotujuezhijiedajinlejingcheng。

ruobushiwomuhuang,ruobushiwo,tazhaojieruhenengyoujinri,ananwenwendizuozaigongdianlixiangshoufuguirizi?

yizaobianbeilaqutujuedeyingzhanglizuonanjile!