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limanyunzoudaozhouyanhongshenbian,dishengshuodao:“niang,nishangnajixiaodizhaodexifuera,zhangchengzheigeyangzi,pabushigeanfende。”

linxiaotaomeixinweicu,tadetinglihenhao,tatingdaolelimanyundehua,erqiegangganglimanyundetaidujiushikanbuqijiangtingzhou。

tamenyaozuihuikanrenxinle,zheigerendexinyouheiyouhuai。

“nibizui,bushuohuameirenbanidangyaba。”zhouyanhongmeihaoqidishuodao。

limanyunbumandedunangdao:“wozheibushidanxinxiaodima?wanyishichongzhexiaodideqianlaidezaban。”

“niyiweirenrendoushini,neishuangyanjingzhihuidingzheqian。”zhouyanhongmaleyiju。

limanyunbumandepielepiezui:“niang,wozheihaibushiweilexiaodihaoma?”

“bishangnidezuiba,zairanglaoniangtingdaonihulielie,zixilenidepi。”zhouyanhongkanshangquwenwenrouroude,danshihaizhenshidaqijialaikeshiyidianyebuhanhude。

xinggeyebuxiangshikanshangqudeneigeyangzi,yaoburanzenmenengyigerenyanghuoqizheimedayijiazi。

“nai,xiaoshushuheershuhuilaile。”jiangfangfangcongwaimianpaolehuilai。

buyihuier,yuanzilizoujinlailelianggenanren,qianmianneigezhangxiangyaoxiongyixie。

shenshangchuanzhemisedemagua,xiashenchuanzheyitiaoheisedemianmazhangku。

linxiaotaodeshixianluozailetashenhoudenanrenshenshang。

tadeyanshenqingming,ganjingerchunjie,jiuxiangshitamenganggangxiulianchengrendexiaoyaoyiyang,wuguanrudaoxuebanfenming,junmeiwushuang,shenshangdeqizhiyiyuchangren,wanquanbuxiangshixiangxiahanziyinggaiyoudecuguang。

zheigerenjiushijiangtingzhoule。

linxiaotaozuijiaoluchuxiaoyi,yishuangyanjingliangjingjingde。

huoxushiyinweidangguobingde,jiangtingzhoudetitaifeichanghao,shencaitingba,titaibizhi。

“jiangtingzhou!”linxiaotaoyoujiaoyouruandehandao。

jiangtingzhousiyousuogan,chaozhelinxiaotaokanqu,danhaishiduozaijiangerge(jiangjieshu)deshenhoubuganshangqian。

jiangjieshuzheiyilianyiwaidedaliangzheyanqianzheigexiaoguniang,zhangdeyoujiaoyouruan,pabushixinlaideshiqingba。

“niang,zheishi?”jiangergeyilianyihuodekanzhezhouyanhong。

zhouyanhongbuzhidaogaizenmekaikoucaihao,tayouguodongyao,bijingjiangtingzhouzheigeyangzi,wanghoutaoxifuerkongpananle。

danshikanzhelinxiaotaoneidanchuntianzhendemoyang,zhouyanhongyishijianbuzhidaogaizenmekaikou。

limanyuncaimeineimeduoguji。

“erdi,zheishiniangjisha,sanditaodexifuer。”limanyunyandidaizhejifenqiaobuqi。

jiangergeyilianzhenjing:“niang?”

zhouyanhongdengleyiyanlimanyun,ranhoucaiduilinxiaotaoshuodao:“guinv,niyekandaole,rujintingzhouzheigeqingkuang……ni……”

linxiaotaozhuantouxiaoyiyingyingdekanzhezhouyanhong:“shenshen,woyuanyijiajijiangtingzhoutongzhide。”

hulijiejieshuole,zuorenyaozhientubao,jiangtingzhoujiuguota,anzhaorenleidexisu,neijiushijiumingzhienyaoyishenxiangxu!

zhouyanhongbiziyisuan,yanjingyihong,shuobugandongshijiade。

“hao,jiranninzhendejuedingyaojiajiwomentingzhou,neiwoyebuhuikuidaini。”zhouyanhongxiadinglejuexin。

“tingzhoudangbingwunian,yigongjihuilaiyiqianqibaikuaiqian,jiashangtingzhouchushizhihouyoujileliangqiankuaiqiandeshangcanbutie,jialichulegaifangzihualewubaikuaiqianzhiwai,hezhiqianjitingzhoukanbingdeyixiekaixiaozhiwai,haishengxialiangqiansanbaikuaiqian,niyaoshijiajitingzhou,wojiujiniyiqianwudecaili,zaibashengxiadesidajianjimaile。”

周艳红说道。

jiangergebuzhidaoshishenmeqingkuang,zhunbeiyihuierzaiwenwen。

neixieqiandoushijiangtingzhouyiqianjihuilaide,yaoshiyanqianzheigenvtongzhizhendejiajilejiangtingzhou,taziranbuhuishuoshenme。

但是有人不愿意了。

limanyunxiangshibeicaidaoleweibademao,jianjiaodao:“niang,ninfengle!jitazheimeduoqian!”

tadangniandecailicaiyibaikuaiqian,xianzaijingranyaojizheigejiantiziyiqianwubaikuaiqian!

“ma,nikexianghaole,tazhangzheiyangkebushigeanfende,zheiyiqianwubaikuaiqianninkebiedashuipiaole!”

linxiaotaokanzhelimanyun,zheigenvrenhaoqiguai,congyikaishijiuduizijichongmaneyi。

zhenxiangrangshuyeyehaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunta。

huranjianyizhenfengchuiguo,dishangdeshuyekaishizhuanquanquan,ranhouzhijiechaozhelimanyundezuibafeiqule。

limanyunzhengzhangzhezuizhunbeishuohuani,yibashuyezhijieduzhulelimanyundezui。

“a—peipeipei!”limanyunbutingbalazhezuibalideshuye。

linxiaotaojianzhuangtoutouxiaoleyixia。

“nixiaoshenme!”limanyunzhizhelinxiaotaomeihaoqideshuodao。

zhouyanhongzhanleqilaimaleyiju:“limanyun,nibizui!gunhuiwuziqu,zheilimeiyounideshi!”

limanyunbumandedengleyiyanlinxiaotao,ranhouhenhenduolejixiajiaojiuzhuanshenhuiwuqule。

“taotao,nibieshengqi,zheishitingzhoudedasao,tajiushizheigepiqi。”zhouyanhongshuodao。

“meiguanxi,shenshen,wojiajitingzhou,buyaocaili。”linxiaotaoshengyintianruan。

“neizenmexing。”zhouyanhongxiayishifanbo。

zheijiajitingzhouyijingshitamentiandadefuqile,zenmenengbuyaocailini。

“shenshen,taotaomeiyoudieniangle,jiuyigeren,ninjitaotaocailiyemeiyouyong,taotaobuhuiguan,ninbuyongjiwo,ninzijiguanjiuhaole。”linxiaotaoshuodao。

tazhixiangjiajijiangtingzhou,tabuyaoqian。

zhouyanhongxintengdekanzhelinxiaotao,ranhoushuodao:“neizheiyang,cailihaishiyaojide,niyaoshibuxiangguanjiufangzainiangzheili,shenmeshihouyaojiugenniangshuoyisheng。”

“haode,niang。”linxiaotaocongshanruliudehanleyishengniang,chadianbazhouyanhongjigandongkule。

“欸,欸。”

zhouyanhongchaozhemenkoudejiangtingzhouzhaolezhaoshou。

jiangtingzhouzoudaozhouyanhongdeshenbian,chenzhezhouyanhongdeyibai:“niang。”

zhouyanhongyilianciaidemolemojiangtingzhoudetou:“tingzhou,zheigejiaozuotaotao,tayihoujiushinidexifuerle,haobuhao?”

jiangtingzhoukanlekanzhouyanhong,ranhouyoukanlekanlinxiaotao,huranyanjingyiliang,shangquzhuazhulelinxiaotaodeshou:“nishiwoxifuer?niyaozuowoxifuer?shima?shima?”

zhouyanhongyouxiedanxin,xiaoxinyiyideguanchazhelinxiaotaodefanying。

budanmeiyouzailinxiaotaodelianshangkandaoxianqiheyane,haikandaolinxiaotaoxiangshihonghaiziyiyangkanzhejiangtingzhou:“shiya,shiya,woyihoujiushinixifuerla。”

“haoyehaoye,woyouxifuerla,woyouxifuerla!”jiangtingzhougaoxingdeyoubengyoutiaode。

“niang,woyouxifuerla!”

“erge,woyouxifuerla!”

“dabao,woyouxifuerla!”

“fangfang,woyouxifuerla!”

jiangtingzhouhenbudesuoyourendouzhidaotayouxifuerle。