【a，yiminggegewoaini!】
【xuyangege，aaa!!nizuibangle!jiayoua!】
【aqiaqi!nidegeshengshizuihaotingde!】
……
《wanghongzhengba》jiemuzhibojianzhong，fensimenfengkuangdishuazhedanmu，weizijiaouxiangdacall。
zheishizuijindinghuodeyigejiemu，zhiyouyongyou500wanyishangfensidewanghongbozhucainengcanjiajiemubishi。
erzheibishi，bidebianshizheixiewanghongzhenzhengdecainengle。
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zhuchirennazhehuatong，yiyijieshaozhezheixiebaiwanjidefensibozhu，“rangwomenhuanyingqishu，qishukeshiwomendouyindabozhu，zuoyongfensiqibaiduowan，rangwomenkankan，fensidouzainali~”
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【qishuqishu!!aaa!qishutaishuaile!!】
【zaizheilizaizheili!womendouzaizheili!】
【支持七叔~】
zhuchirenjixushuodao：“rangwomenhuanyingqianwanjifensibozhuhuohuo，huanyinghuohuolaicanjiawomendebisai~”
【huohuo!!!nijintianhaoshuai!woyaotingnichangge!!】
【huohuo!woainiwoaini!!nishizuibangde!】
【……】
suizhezhuchirendeyiyijieshao，zhibojiandeqifengengshigaozhang，suoyoufensiqingxudoushifenfengkuang。
【mengmeng!nijintianhaomeia~】
【aaawoainimen~abushi，dengdeng，ganggangzouguoquleshenmedongxi?】
【azhei，zheishenmedaban，zheidabeitoushenmegui?】
zheiyijudanmu，yixiazijiangsuoyourendemuguangdouladaoneigechuanzheyishenzhongniannanshichenshan，shuzhedabeitoudenanrenshenshang。
zhuchirenweixiaozhejieshaodao：“zheiweiyeshiwomendeqianwanfensibozhusuxing，dajiahuanying。”
suxingzhanzaidabanchaoliudegeweiwanghongzhong，shenshangdezhuangbandaoshixiandedushuyizhi。
zhijiantawuzuiqingqingyixiao，houtuilejibu，zaitaitourenzhenkanxiangleduizhuntadejingtou，ranhoutaiqiyoushou，molemotoufa，wanshierzhijienamowantoufadeshoudamuzhiheshizhijiaochan，bilegexin。
dangji，zhibojianzhijiezhale，suoyoufensidoukaishifenfenzhiyiqilai。
【zheirensheia?shenmetubulajidedaban?】
【shoubulele，zheishenmeyounidedongzuoa……】
【yue……zheizhendeshiqianwanjifensidebozhuma?】
【完全没见过啊!】
【jiuzhei?jiuzheiyounixiatounan?tanengyouqianwanfen?sheixina?】
【jiushia，biwogegefensihaiyaoduo，gaibuhuishimaidefensiba?】
【jiuzheiyenengshangjiemu?】
fensimenfenfenzhiyileqilai，dangran，yeyourenmashangnaqilingwaiyibushouji，dakaidouyinkaishisousuoleqilai。
zheibusoubuzhidao，yisouchulaidejieguohaizhenderenrangtamenzhenjingzhule。
dianzanlianggeyi，fensiyiqianduowan!
suibianyigeshipindianjiliangjiuyoujishiwanle!
zheizhendeshigeqianwanjidewanghonga!
【wocao，wogangquchaleyixia，zheizhendeshigeqianwanfensidedawanghong!】
【niua!kanlegeshipin，zongjuedezhiliangbuzadia，zheizenmehuoqilaide?】
【tian，wodakaitadefensiliebiaokanleyiyan，zenmequandoushizhonglaonianfunva?】
【zheiyadetonglezhonglaonianwolema?】
yanjianzhedanmushangdefensimendouzhengshilezheiyidian，danhaiyourenbuxinxie，feideyaozijiqukanyixia。
dangtamendakaizheiweisuxingdedouyinzhuye，xiamianyiladedoushitadeshipin。
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erzheipinglunqu，touxiangquandoushizhonglaonianfunvde，yigegeshuazhe“suxingdidichanggezhenhaoting。”
“suxingdidishizaishitaishuaile!”
“meiguihuameiguihuameiguihua!”
“亲吻亲吻亲吻!”
azhei，yongjinlaidefensimenchenmole。
suiji，tamenzaipinglunqujingranfaxianleshuxidetouxiang!
zhenjing，zaizhibojianmanyankailai。
【wocao，zheisuxingdaodishigeshenmerenwua?wojingranzaitadepinglunqukandaowoma!】
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【zheiyade，zhendeshizhonglaonianfunvdeshashoua!】
【wotian，wo70suidelaowaipodouguanzhutale……】
【zheiweisuxing，jingyourucidademeili!zhenjingwoquanjia!】
zhibojiantaolunshengbuduan，duiyuzheigewanquanmeiyoucaizaitamenchaoliuqudeqianwanjifensidedawanghong，tamenzhijuede，zheishizaishitaizhenjingle!
wutaishang，zhuchirenbuzhidaozhibojiandetaolunzaoyijingwaidiaole，tajieshaolesuoyoudedaochangwanghongzhihou，zheicaixuanbuqilediyilunbisai。
“neiwomen《wanghongzhengba》dediyilunni，jiushiyaodajiabiaoyanyuanchuanggequ。”
“qingwendajiadouzhunbeihaolema?”
“有信心吗?”
wanghongmenlianshangdoudaizhezixinhezhangyangdexiao，dangjingtoujidaotamendeshihou，tamenluchuleyifuluoluodafangdeyangzi，gengshiyoujigeshiqishizudewanghong，niezhequantou，dashenghanzhe：“you!”
“woyouxinxinyidingnengduoguan!”
“rangsuoyourendoujianshidaowomenyinlerendeshili!”
erdangjingtoujidaosuxingdeshihou，tawuzuixiaole，luchulemiantiandebiaoqing，jiaobuweiweihoutui。
gengshiyinfalezhibojiandeyizhenzhiyi。
【卧槽?】
【zheiwanghongzhendehuichanggema?】
【bushi，jiutazheimeyounide，zhendeyourenhuijitatoupiaoma?】