第1章 你要老婆不要?

“laolutou,nidasunziyaolaopobuyao?”

“niyaokaizunkou,wolikejinisongguolai,guinvjiuzaiwaimiandengzheni?”

luyongshangmimihuhudetingzhemenwaideshengyin?

老陆头是叫我呢?

haiyaoxifujiujisonglai,nidangzheishizaikandianyingni?

还没等他睁开眼睛。

yidaotashuxidebunengzaishuxideshengyinchuanchu。

“wangchangzhang,haiyouzheihaoshi,neinijiusonglaiba。“

“quanlinchangzheimeduoguanggun?nahaiyounianqingguniangjiwosunzijieshaole。”

lulaoyezixiaozhedayingxialai,jiezhejiutuikaileluyongshangdefangmen。

“yongshang,nikuaiqilai,kankanniweilaidelaopo。”

zhidaocike,luyongshangkandaoyanqiandeyeye,zhenggerendoucongmengbizhongbiandexingfenqilai!

shunjianqishen,congtukangshangbenglexialai!

baozhululaoyezijiukaishigengyan!

“yeye!yeye!!wohaoxiangniya!”

“zheiwazi,bujiujinizhaogelaopome?zhiyuzheimexingfen?kuaichuanshangxianku,zhichuangekutoujiuxiakang,yebuxianhaisao。”lulaoyezijiangluyongshangtuikai。

yilianpingjingdecashizheshouzhongdeshuangguanlieqiang。

erluyongshangwenyan,zheicaizixidaliangqizijisuozaidehuanjing。

四周熟悉的土坯房。

yuanzineikandaomoshengrenwangwangdajiaodeheiziyudahuang。

还有。。。

zijinianqingqiangzhuangdeshenti!

我这是?

穿越了?

haichuanyuedaozijihaimeiyoulikailaojiadeshihou?

jishinianqian,chengnianbujiudeta,yinweixiangyingguojiadehaozhao,zaifengtianshilaizheibianzhaojianzhugangtiechanggongrendeshihou。

jiubeizijijiadelaoyezibaoshangleming!

虽然这不是去参军。

danyeshiyirencanjia,guangrongsandaidedashi。

yezhengyinweiqulefengtianjianzhugangtiechang。

tabujinmeiyouganshangyeyedezangli。

shenzhihaiyinweizhongtililaodongluoxialebinggen。

tiqiantuixiudetagukulingding,duziyigerenzainanfangyanglao。

jiuzaiganggang,zaiyanglaoyuanzuzhidediaoyuhuodongzhong,tayiwailuoshui。

zaixingguolai,kandaodejiushitazuiguaniandeneigeren!

“汪汪汪!”

“laolutou,nvwaziwolingguolaile,shiqianmiansanhecunshengchandaduidezhiqing,youwenhua,suzhigao。”

“nikuairangnijiadexiaoluhaichulaijianyijian。”

touguochuanghu,wangchangzhanglazheyigexiuqidexiaoguniang,duozheyuanzilideheizi,lilaoyuanjiuhanleqilai。

wangchangzhangshilujiadechangke。

heizijiandaoyezhihuitaiyankankan。

erneigenvzhiqingkeshidiyicilai,quanshenqihei,meiyouyidianzasedetusongquan,ziranhuihaojiaobuzhi。

“heizi,laoshidian,doushikeren。”

“haiyou,gousheng,nikuaichuanhaoyifu,chulaijianjianzheinvwazi。”

goushengshitadexiaoming,neigeniandai,douliuchuanzhexiaomingyuetu,yuehaoyanghuodeshuofa。

“知道了,爷爷。”

luyongshangjimangchaoqishenbiandemiankuyuaozi。

huodongleyixiazijijiankangdeshenti。

zheicaituikaiwumen,zouchufangzi。

haozai,luyongshangduizhiqiandeshenghuoshifenguanian,neishihoulinchangdemeiyigerentadoujideqingchu。

erkandaoxiaozhurenchulaideheiziyudahuang,yaohuangzheweiba,xiandeshifenxingfen。

“wangchangzhanghaoya!nizheishenzigu,haishizheimebangya!nengchibaochuannuan,jiushi。。keke。”

luyongshangchumenduizhewangchangzhanghuilehuishou。

wangchangzhang,wangdeqing,shisanbuluolinchangdechangzhang。

zhuyaofuzeshanxiadeshengchanhuodong。

buguotazheigerenkebuxiangmingzineimeqingqingbaibai。

nongjiayurouziyangdeshenzi,shenzhibizijihaiyaojiankang,zaichuanyuehuilaideqianyitian,tahaikandaohezijiyigeyanglaoyuan,bizijidalejiangjinsanshisuidewangdeqingzaijilaotaitaikanshouxiang。

zhiyuwangchangzhangshenhoudeneigenvzhiqing。

haixiudeduozaiwangchangzhangshenhoubugantaitou。

buguo,neimiaotiaodeshencai,queshiyulinchangzhangdadecuzhuangyatoubudayiyang。

“wozheishenzigunayounimennianqinghaoya,zuotianganggangdiaojinbingkulongli,jintianjiugenmeishirenyiyang。”

“suirannimeiganshangqufengtianzhaorendehuoche。”

“buguo,liuzaizheiyetinghao,gennijialaoyezijiangdaliedeshouyichuanxiaqu。”

“tongyangshiweilexinguojiazuogongxianme!”

wangchangzhangjieguolulaoyezidiguoqudehanyan,yonghuochaidianzhe,gudonggudongdechouleliangdakou,guozuleyanyin。

zheicaixiaozhejixushuodao:“luzhiqing,biezaihoumianduozhele,zheishiwoyaojinijieshaodehaorenjia。”

“jueduishishilibaxiangzuiqiangzhuangdexiaohuozi,erqielulaoyeziyijiazidouweirenbenfen。”

“jiajitanijiufangxin,nikannimendexing,meizhunjiqiannianqiandoushibenjiani。”

“yesuanshiyigeyuanfen。”

wangchangzhangjieshaowan,suijijiangluyongshangladaoyipang,xiaoshengdejieshiqilai。

“luzhiqingshiqianmianshengchandaduidezhiqing,ganqihuolaihenshimaili,jiushifumudechengfenyoudianwenti。”

“buguo,womenlinchangyebuzaiyizheixie,bunengrangbierenjiaoshegenzi,zhishiyudaodiankunnan,xiangyaozhaogetiaojianhaoderenjiajiale。”

“zheibuwojiuxiangdaonile,zhenghaonibuyemeizouchengme!”

“meizoucheng?”luyongshangzhidaocikecaizaiwangchangzhangdezhiyanpianyuhoufanyingguolai。

yemingbailexianzaishishenmeshihou。

qianshideziji,zaizuotianyijingzuoshanglequfengtiandehuoche。

erxianzai,zijiyinweijiurendiaojinbingkulongli,liuzailesanbuluolinchang,xiuyangleyitian,zheicaiqingxingguolai。

huoxuzheijiushibutongderenshengguiji?

只是。。。。

zheishanglaijiujijieshaolaopo。

jiushijinglileershiyishijideduanlian,dourangtayoudianmengbi。

“haole!bieshazhanzhele,niyebushineihaixiuderenya!”

“kuaijiangluzhiqingqingdaowuzili,daobeireshui。”

“wohenijialaoyezihaiyaotanyitandaliedeshi!”

“zheichuxuegangxia,shengchandaduihaiyaoyipiyehuozuzhihuodongni!”

luyongshangtingdaozhei,kanleyiyancaqiangdeyeye,haoxiangxiangqileshenme。

daizheluzhiqingzoujinfangnei。

chuxuegangluodeweihushan,wenduhaibusuantaileng,buguo,yizhedanbodeluzhiqinghaishidongdebuzhudeduojiao。

zhidaozuodaolehaimeiyoudiebeirudetukangshang。

才将将缓了过来。

“那个。。。”

“那个。。。”

“你先说吧~”

luzhiqingrenzhexiuyi,yijiudizhetoubugankanluyongshang。

buguo,zaishangk,anjiaochengduanlianguodeluyongshangkejiumeiyouneimehaixiule。

“nihaimeiyougaosuwojiaoshenmeni?wanyinizhenchenglewodelaopo,woyebunengyizhijiaoniluzhiqingba。”

luzhiqingwenyan,toumaidegengdile。

等了许久。

luzhiqingcaiguqiyongqitaiqitoukanxiangyanqiandenanren。

“wo。。wojiaolulingling,daduiderendoujiaowolingling。”

“nifangxin,woshenziqingbai,hennengchiku,jueduihuihaohaogenzheni,xianzaiyudaoledianmafan。”

“nibupawojiadechengfenyingxiangdaoni,woyuanyijiajini!”

“zhishi。。。zhishiniyaoxiandayingwoyigetiaojian。”