第3章
“啪！”
kaiguananxia，fangjianshunjianbeiyaoyandebaichidengdianliang。
zaiyuwuyeyaolefangjiandebeiyongyaochihou，linfanbaozhelongyuetarulexujiuweicengtarudejia。
ketingneijiajubaifangzhengqi，yiqieyutalikaizhiqianbiewuerzhi，zhibuguoyouyuzhangqiweiyourenjuzhu，fangjianrouyankejiandebumanleyicenghuichen。
longyuezuoyouhaoqidedaliangzhefangjian，xinzhongdaganchayi。
“mozun，zhei…jiushinidejia？”
zaitayinxiangzhong，mozundejiayinggaishiyihaigudazaocanzhuo，yongrenpifengzhizuoyi，qiangbiguazherentouzhanshi，rutongdiyuyibandejingsecaishi。
raneryanqiandejingsekanqilaiqueshiyuxiangxiangzhongdewanquanbuyiyang，chulecongweijianguodezhuangshiyujiajuwai，wanquanjiushiyigezaiputongbuguodefangjian。
“meicuo，zheijiushibenzundejia。”
linfanyibajianghuaizhongdelongyuediudaoleshafashang，shuangshouchayao，manlianhuainiandedaliangzhefangjiansizhou。
zaihaiweichuanyuezhiqian，tazhishiyimingputongdeshechu，mengxiangzheyouyigeshuyuzijidejia，nulidagongshunian，zhongyuzanqianmaixialezheigeqishiduoping，yishiyiting，daizhedulichuweihexiaoyangtaidejia。
dangshizaimaixiazheijianfangzihoubujiu，tajiuyiwaichuanyuedaolexianmodalu。
haihaoneishitashiquankuanzhijienaxiade，yincibuxuyaomeiyueanjiehaidai，fouzefangzikenengzaojiuyinweiduangongbeiyinxingshouzoule。
buguoqiguaideshi，mingmingtalikailezheigeshijieshubainianle，fangjianqueyiwaidehaizai，zhenggechengshidebianhuasihuyebingda…
“heng，mozun！nibabendidaidaozheili，shizhunbeixiuruyuzhemobendiduiba！”
“bendizaojiutingguonimenmozudeshouduanle，nimenmozuzuixihuandejiushizhemotarenderoushen，yidiandiandecuicanjingshenheyizhi！”
“bendishijuebuhuihaipade！bulunniduibendizuoshenme，bendidoubuhuiqufude！”
longyuezuanjinxiuquan，yaojinyaguan，qiaolianluchuyifushisiruguidesuranshenqing，danzhibuzhuweiweizhandoudejiaoququerangtasuoshuodehuashaolejifenshuofuli。
linfanmuguangguyikanxiangtaxuebaidexiongkou，lianshangluchuyimoyiweishenzhangdehuaixiao。
“bukuishixianjiedenvdidaren，zheisheshengquyidejingshendangzhenrangbenzunqinpei。”
“benzunkannvdidarensihuyeyoujifenzise，kanlaiyijingshizuohaojuewule？”
“ni，ni…！nibeibi！**！xialiu！biantai！”
“bendijiushisi，yebujuehuirangnidechengde！”
chajuedaolinfandemuguang，longyuedunshinaoxiuchengnu，lianmangwuzhulexiongkouyijin，jideyankuangleishuidazhuan。
“hahaha，fangxinhaole，benzunruoshizhenyaoduinidongshou，zaojiuzainihunmishidongshoule，nahaixuyaodengdaoxianzai。”
“nvdidaren，ninsihuweimianyouxietaizizuoduoqingle。”
linfanyuyueyixiao，xinmanyizu。
tayulongyuejiaoshouwushuci，yiwangtadoushiyifuqinglenggugaodezitaigaogaozaishang，jishaonengjiandaotazheibanhaipadexiaonvzizitai。
“你…**！”
ganjuezijibeixinongle，longyueqideyaoyaqiechi，danxinzhongdebuanyeshaoshaohuanhe。
suiranbuzhidaomozundaodihaibaoliuleduoshaolingli，danyouyidiankeyikending，tazishencancundelingliyidingzaitazhishang！
ruguotazhendexiangyaomouhaita，zaojiukeyidongshoule。
“jirannibushiweilezhemobendi，youweiheyaobabendidailaizheili？”
mianduilongyuedeyihuo，linfanzhishipieleyiyanta，dandandao：
“yinweinimeidifangquba，zongbunengrangwomengaoguidenvdidarenzaiwaimianliulangjietouba？”
wenyan，longyueshenqingyileng，suijimeitouqingcu，mianlubuman：
“nishizaikelianbendi？”
“niyiweibendishishei！wonaishijishengtiangongnvdi！jiusuanbuxuyaomozunnishouliu，bendiyebuhuiyourenheshi！”
“dangzhen？nvdidaren，nixiuweijinshi，zhangdeyouneimeyourenfanzui，sheizhidaoshenyezaiwaihuiyudaoshenmeni，haonancaie~”linfanyiweishenzhangdedaqudao。
cihuayichu，longyuekanxiangchuangwaijijingyese，buyouxianrulechenmo。
zhengrumozunsuoshuo，tayidianeryebulejiezheigeshijie，guanjianyizhangdexiuweiyoujinshi，sheizhidaozaiwaimianhuibuhuiyudaoshenmeni…
jianyijinghuzhulelongyue，linfanzheicaijixubuchongdao：
“benzunbushikelianni，zhishiweilebimianbubiyaodemafanbale。”
“niyaoshiduzizaiwaimian，benzunpanidiertianjiuzhendebeisongjinjingshenbingyiyuanle。”
“ni！nizheishizaiduibendidexiuruma！”
“zaishuole，bendijiusuanzhendebeisongquneishenmejingshenbingyuan，yehemozunnimeiguanxiba！”
longyueningmeidengyan，yifentianyingdejiaoshengfanbodao。
suiranbuzhidaoneijingshenbingyuanshishenmedifang，danyitingsihujiuxiangshiduitazhishangdewuru。
linfannazhemobuzouruyushi，touyebuhuidehuidao：
“nibeisongdaonalidangranyubenzunmeiyouguanxi，danwanyiniyaoshibabenzungongchulai，huijibenzundailaihenduobubiyaodemafande。”
“heng，jiusuanruci，wotangtangjishengtiangongnvdi，zenmenengbeimozunnishouliu！”
“nvdidaren，niwuhuile。”
linfannazhedashimodebucongyushizouchu，jiangqizhongyikuaimobudiujileta。
“benzunkebushimianfeishouliunide，ershiyifangdongdemingyijiangfangzizujini，nishiyaojiaofangzude。”
“房，房租…？”
longyuexiayishijieguomobu，kanzheshouzhongmobuyileng。
linfanshuqishizhi，jixuyouyoujieshidao：
“meicuo，yigeyueyiqianzujin，baochibaozhu，baoshuidian，baowangluo。”
“benzunxinshan，zhidaonvdidarenshoutoukendingshimeiqiande，suoyishouyuemianzu，ciyueqisuan。”
“buguofangzusuimian，danhaixuyaonvdidarenfuzebangmangdasaofangjianzuoweitiaojian。”
“suoyi，ganhuoba！nvdidaren！”
shuoba，linfanxiaozhezhilezhilongyueshouzhongdemobu。
“ze！bukuishimozun！zhenshibaibansuanji！”
longyuezalezashe，qiaolianbiyidedengleyiyanlinfan。
“buguozheiyangyehao，ruciyilai，bendiyebuqianmozunnishenmele。”
huayinluoxia，longyuenaqimobu，ganjingliluodedasaoleqilai。
linfannazhelingyikuaimobuzourulewoshizhongdasao。
errenmangliudeshenyinglaihuichuansuozaifangjiandegegejiaoluo，fangjianneiweiyouxisuzuoxiangdelaozuosheng。
longyuepazaidishangcazhediban，etouxianghanlinli，leideqichuanyuyu。
congxiaodaoda，napashimianduiwushutongweixiandideqiangdi，tadouconglaimeiyouzheimeleiguo。
xiangzheizhongbumanhuichendefangjian，yiwangtadanzhijianyigejinghuashujiudasaoganjingle，rujinquebudebuhefanrenyiyangyongshouyidiandiandasaomeiyigejiaoluo…
shizhijinritacaizhidao，yuanlaifanrenshenqushizheimedebufangbian…
buguoxiangbizhixia，gengrangtaqifendeshi，weiheshenweixianjienvdidetafeiyaoyumozunyiqidasaofangjianbukeni…！
kee！qisitale！！！
longyuexinzhongyuexiangyueqi，shouzhonglidubuyoudoujiadalejifen。
zongyouzhongtahaoxiangshangdangledeganjue，mozunjiangtadaidaozheili，shuobudingjiushiweilerangtadangmianfeikuli，bangtadasaofangjian！
zheiyidingshibianxiangzhemota，yidingshizheiyang…！