“pangzi，womenzaban？”
“hainengzaban，kanxinandaohainengzhongtutuichu？zou！zanmenyegenshang！”
pangzikeshitingchenhaoshuole，jintianwanshangduichenhaolaishuo，henweixian。
zuoweicongxiaoyiqizhangdadexiongdi，zheishihouzijizenmenengtuisuo？！
pangzicongxiaokanshuihuchuanzhangda，basuishizaitianlihechenhaoshatianjibailebazi，jiashangqianduanshijianzailuxiangtingkanleyingxiongbense。
什么是男人？
weixiongdiliangleichadaocaijiaonanren！
wowangpangzijiushizheiyangdenanren！
另一边，陈豪家。
“chenhao！nikankannigechushenggandehaoshi，womenjiadebiandanjiuyinweiyaodaniyouduanleyigen，niderangnijiujiupei！”
“houma，shiwoqiunimendawodema？nimenzijidaduande，pingshenmeyaowojiujiupei？”
chenhaocikexinliyijingxiangmingbai，zheigejiayihoushibunengzaijixudaile。
suansuanshijianpangziyinggainongdechabuduole，gujihouguifendefumusuishidouyaoshangmen，zijiyemeishenmehaopadele。
“chenhao！nigechusheng，nijiaowoshenme？！nizheigebaiyanlang，zheixienianzhenshibaiyangnile，laoniangyangtiaogoudoubiyangniqiang！”
“ninandaobushiwohoumama？woyoubushinishengde！
haiyou！wobushiniyangdade，woshiwojiujiujiumayangdade！
zheixienianfanshiwozuode，jiawushiwozuode，liantianlidenonghuoyeshiwozuode。
nierzishiyongzhewojiujiujideqianzhangdade，haitiantianqifuwo！
houma，wochenhaobuqiannimenjia，shinimenqianwode！”
“chusheng！chenhao！nizhendeshigechusheng！kekeke...”
“chenhao！nigezazhong，nikankannibanimajiqide，jintianlaozijiudasinigebuxiaozi！”
“ba！zheishiwozuihouyicijiaoniba，congjinyihou，niwoenduanyijue！”
嘭——！
嘭、嘭、嘭——！
chenhaodebabadaizhemenfengkuangdesiti，jintiantashizhendeqidaole，fumushihaizidetian，zheichenhaozhenshigebuzhongbuxiaodechusheng。
tayebuzaihumenle，butingdeti，zuilihaibuduanrangrang：“chenhao！jintianwojiuyaoqinglimenhu，laoziyaoshalenizheigechusheng！”
jiuzaizheishi，yuanzidaizhededamenbeirenyijiaotikai。
“xingchende！nikankannidehaoerzi，juranbawoguinvjizaotale！”
houguifendelaobajiuzhechenxuedongerduo，yibarengjinleyuanzili，kandechenhaodehoumashiyizhenxinteng，lianmangjiangchenxuedongfuleqilai。
“xinghoude！bieyiweinidingzhegedatutoujiukeyiwufawutianle，nipingshenmeqifuwoerzi？！”
“pingshenme？jiupingnierzizaotalewoguinv！jintianniyaoshibujiwoyigeshuofa，zanmenjiupaichusuolijian！”
yitingzheihua，chenhaodebabahehoumajunshilianseyibian。
sheihuinazijinverdeqingbailaiwumieren？！
zaikanlekanchenxuedong，zhijianduifangbujinmeichuankuzi，lian**doumeichuan，xindoudunshihuangdaobuxing。
zijierziyihoukeshiyaodudaxuede，neikeshirenshangren，zenmenengjinpaichusuo？！
zhouweidejiefanglinjutingdaodongjing，cikeyedouganleguolai，jiandaochenxuedongyishanbuzhengdeqingjing，fenfenyilunleqilai。
“nikanchenjiadexiaoerzi，congxiaojiaoshengguanyang，juranganzaotalaohoujiadeguniang！”
“shia，taiguofenle，zheijiushiqianjinianyandadelouwangzhiyu！”
“yaowoshuochenxuedongzheizhong**songshenmepaichusuoya，zhijiejinzhulongdele，huozheyeshihairen！”
“dui！zheizhenshichusheng，haohaodeshubunian，juranquzaotabierenjiaguniang，gaisi！”
tingdaoxiangqinmendehua，chenxuedongdexinyuefakonghuang，xinliduichenhaohentoule。
jiranhezuile，haohaodetangzaineishuidajuebuhaoma，renzenmeturanjiubujianle！
zijihebamajihualezheimejiu，haoburongyijiuyaozhaifengshoudeguoshi，jiushizheigefeiwuhaidezijishenbaiminglie！
“houge、saozi，womenjiaxuedongzhijiequleguifen，nimenkanzheiyangxingbu？”
chenhaodebabatingdaozhouweirendeyilunsheng，xinzhibuhao，bunenghuailezijierzidemingsheng，gengbunengzuolao。
yuqilimaruanlexialai，taochujiufenqianyibaodeyangqunpaixiangyan，limajihouguifendebabadianshang。
“zheiyangyebushibuxing，dannimenjiabixudenachudiantaidu，demingmeizhengqu！”
“haoshuo！haoshuo！womenzaicunlihaohaodedabaishijizhuo，rangcunlirendoulairenaorenao，nikanzheiyangruhe？”
“xing！neizheishijiuzheimedingxiale！”
tingchenhaodebabarucishuo，houguifendebabapiqixiaolebushao。
nveryezheimedale，jiranganshanglezheimedangzishi，gancuichujialeyexing。
jianbabarangzijiquhouguifen，chenxuedongdangjibuleyile，limahoudao：“ba！zheizenmekeyiya，houguifenqishixihuanchenhao！”
“nijiwozhuzui！nizheige**！zheigeshihounalundedaonichazui！”
chenhaodebabajianchenxuedongzheigeshihouhaixiangzhengbian，danxinshitaijixufajiao，limahouzhuchenxuedong。
jizijilaoposhilegeyanshen，rangtaganjindaichenxuedonghuiwuchuankuzi。
“xing！xuedongtaba，jiranniyeshigetimianren，neizheishijiuganjinba！”
“meiwenti，guifentaba，nifangxin！zheiliangtianwomangwanjialideshi，jiurerenaonaodebazheishijicaochile！”
niezheshoulideyangqunpaixiangyan，chenhaodebabapotianhuangdedafangleyiba，jiyuanzilidexiangqinmenaigesanleyigen，basuoyourendouqingchuleyuanzi。
“pangzi，tamenzheishichuliwanle，womenhuiquma？”
“huiqugemao，wohaiyoushi，yaozounimenlianggexianzou。”
“xingba，neiwomenzaidengyihuier。”
sanrenniezheshoulideyan，dianzhechouleqilai。
pangzizhisuoyibuzou，shiyinweihaimeijiandaochenhao。shourensuotuo，jiudeyoushiyouzhong。
chenhaozhiyaomeilulian，neijiushuomingshiqingmeiwan！
yebuji，zaiyuanziwaidelubiangezhaoleyikuaishitou，sanrenzuozhekaishitingyuanzilimiandeshengxiang。
jianwairendoulikaile，chenhaodebabaxianzaizhunbeiguanmendagou，wanchengjintianmeiwanchengderenwu。
“chenhao！nichulai，woyoudianshixiangheniliaoliao！”
“wobuchulai，youhuanizhijieshuo。”
“xiaohaoa，babazuidongni，nitianshengjiubushidushudeliao，shihezhongtian。
zanjialidoushilaoshibajiaodeshizairen，bunenglangfeileguojiadeziyuan，nibamingerangchulaijinididizenmeyang？”
“hehe！nikezhenhuishuohua，wobushihedushuquekaoshangledaxue，chenxuedongshihedushuchengjiquexuexiaodaoshu，youyisi！”
“chenhao！laozixianzaishizaihenijiangdaoli，nibuyaojingjiubuchichifajiu！”
“zenme？zanmenjiabushilaoshibajiaodeshizairenjiama，lianjushihuadoujiangbudele？”
jiuzaichenhaodebabazhunbeifanushi，chenxuedongcishicongtangwuzoulechulaishuodao：“ba！buyaogenzheigezazhongfeihua，zhijiedaduantadetui，rangtahaohaolengjingderenshidaozijidecuowu！”
“dui！xuedongtaba，daduanchenhaodetui，rangtalengjinglengjing！daxuemingebixushixuedongde，jiubahouguifenrangjichenhaolaiquba，yesuanshiyizhongbuchang。”
“mashuodedui，houguifenrangjichenhao，zheiyesuanshiyizhongbuchang！”
chenxuedongtingdaolaomadehua，xinlidunshisongleyikouqi。
zheitangshoudeshanyuzhongyunengrengdiaole，zijihaidequwawaqinlaoponi！
“xiaohao，nitingdaolemeiyou，quanjiarendouzaiweinizhexiang，ninandaobukaixinma？buyaozaihunaole，niyijingzheimeda，dedongdianshi！”
“chenshu，jialideshiquanshiwoyigerenbaole，nihaixiangyaowozenmedongshi？shiyaowoyibeizijinidebaobeierzixixue，zheicaisuanshidongshima？”
zheiyike，chenhaodexinchediliangle。
zaizheijuezemingyundeshike，houmahehoudiqifuzijijiusuanle。
jialiweiyidexueqin，zheigehanleshibaniandebaba，meixiangdaoyidianyebubangziji，haichuxinjilvdesuanjiziji。
zheigejia，chedibunengdaile！
“chenshu？！chenhao！nigehunzhang，niguanwojiaoshenme？！nizhenshigesangjintianliangdechusheng！”
jianlaobayouyaofanu，chenxuedongyibalanzhulaoba，xianzaizuizhongyaodeyijingbushidaxuedeshile，ershiderangchenhaojiepanhouguifen。