第1章 美人计?某不吃这套

“wojintianjiushibeinichousi!shiguwucun!yejuebuhuixiangnimenzheixieshanfeitoujiang!”

“nimenjiusilezheitiaoxinba!”

“qianwanbieyongmeirenji,neidongyaobulewo!”

……

hunanchaifangzhizhong,yigenvzimengranjiangshoulideshengsuozhuaiqi,daodiaoyushuitongzhizhongdenanzizhongshihuxidaolejiuweidekongqi。

qinchuanqiangrenzheneiqiangliedezhixigan,chijianduosuozhedihou:

“woqinchuanchizhehuangliang,dangshiyiqiangchidan,ruhenengxiangnimenzheixieshanfeiliukouqufu!”

“napashibeinichousidacan,yebukenengtingdaowoshuoyigejiangzi!”

kengqiangyoulidehuayinyichu,nvzilianseyuefazhengning,shengnuzhongzaicibashengsuoyisong,rangqinchuanzaicidiaojinledagangli。

taxiongqianfengyingbeiqideyuefabotaoxiongyong,danzaicibeituochushuidideqinchuanmeiyoudingdianxinshangdeniantou

yizhentougudehanfengchuiguo,linlieyanhanxiaqinchuanbuyoudalegeduosuo,xinzhonggantanwubi。

taqianshishilanxingshangjiezhongchizhafengyundedalao,yiwaishenwanghoumomingchuanyuedaozheigeshijie,yuanbendaoyeshijianhaoshi,shougoulegouxindoujiaodeshenghuo,zheiyishiyoujiaoqixiangban,youyouguanzhizaishen,guoyiguoyouxianderizi,daoyezizai。

jieguoqiafengqiaoxiandangdibuzhicongnacuanlaileyihuoshanfei,zhuanmentiaozhezheixianlifuguirenjiazuoan……

duanduanjigeyuedegongfu,dangdijidahaoqiangjingshiyingshengshengbeizheihuorenjielegebian!

suizhezheixiaoxichuanbianxiannei,xianlingqueshizhijiedingshanglezheihuoren。

zijidexiaqulailezheimeyihuofeihuan,gezheixiedangguandeyanlineijiushituotuodezhengji……

zheikeshilaotianyedaizheweifan!

yushixianlingdangjijiulongluoleqiaoxiansandajiazudezuzhang,coulebiyinzi——shangshanjiaofei!

erqinchuanbianmomingdechenglelingbingzhiren。

qichu,tazhidangzheishigexiaorenwu。

kesheitemenengxiangdao,yibaiduomingguanchabeizheiquntufeidangshajiyiyangsha!

zhijiejitakanshale,denghuiguoshen,bianchenglezhaojiangdeduixiang。

qinchuanqichuyebushimeikaolvguotoujiang,zhishixianglexiang,zijiyaoshitouledi,zijijiazhongdeqizi,kongpayehuishoudaoqianlian,yushihubianduanletoujiangdeniantou。

zhishaozaizhongshimingjiedegudai,nengliuxiayishenqingming,daoyenengrangtawanghoushenghuowuyu。

……

“ganjintoujiang,shaoshoudianpirouzhiku!”

guanleyikouzhuoshangdeshui,nvrendexiongqianyeshiqifubuding,xianranleidegouqiang。

chitongdelieleliezui,qinchuansuijiyishenglengheng。

toujiangshibukenengtoujiangde!zheibeizidoubukenengtoujiangde!

dadouaidaozheigefenshanglezaitoujiang,neixianqianshoudekubudoubaichilema?

buguoyaoxiangsihoumingqigengdaxie,zuihaozailiuxiadianshenme!

qinchuanmeitouyiheng,yaoyahoudao:“mingbianzhuangshiji,budezhonggusi。juanqufuguonan,shisihurugui!”

“wokannihaishimeishougou!”

nvrentingtazheimeshuolianshanglisegengsheng,tizhebianzichongzhetadatuijiuchouleshangqu!

hunshenbenjiushitouyouturanaileyibianzi,qinchuandunshidaochouyikouliangqi,danyixiangdaoshidounianchulailezongbunengjiuliuxiazheimeyishou……

jiranyaomingzhi,neijiudeniandedangqihuichang!

“yishenbaoguoyouwansi,shuangbinxiangrenwuzaiqing!”

哗啦!

zaicibeibuliuqingmiandefangjinshuili,binglengchegudehanyihezhixidejinpoganrangqinchuanxinjingdanzhan。

shuixinghebianxingshuangguanqixia……

妈的,有变态啊!

nvzimeishaoshangtiao,miansejifengdao:“wojiubuxinnidezuinengyingguowoshoulidebianzi!”

“ninianyiju,benguniangjiushangniyibian!”

beinvzijiqiaodeshengyinyiji,qinchuanlianshanglisehengsheng:“laijiulai!”

“qiannianshicechiwuming,yipiandanxinbaotianzi!”

啪!

“baolietongpanjianzeichen,naneraiguoyiwangshen!”

啪!

“weibeiweiganwangyouguo,shidingyouxudaiheguan!”

meinianyijuqinchuandouyaobiyandengzhebianziluoxia,kezheicinianwanbianziquechichiweichou。

liangjiu,taxiaoxindejiangyanjingzhengkaiyitiaofeng……

啪!

turanlaixidetongchuzhichongtianling,qinchuandunshidengdaleshuangyanmadao:“haibuantaoluchupaia?!”

nvzitiaomeilengxiao:“kanniaideneimeshuang,zongdehuanhuanxinhuayang!”

shuohuajian,neinvzishoubeizaitaiyanranhaiyaojixu。

qiaojiantazheijiashiqinchuanganmangbiyan,xiangzhezheiciwulunruhedoubunengzhengkai……

qiazaicishi,wuwaiyizhenjiaobushengxiangqihou,jingenzhebianshiyidaohuhuanxiangqi:

“daren,bixiayoushiqingninguoqu!”

tingdaozheidongjing,nvfeijiangshouzhongbianziyidiu,jicongcongdetuimenbianzou。

zhidaowuneibanshangmeiledongjing,qinchuancaiganzhengkaiyanjing。

shenshangdetongchuyijiubuduan,ketacikezeshishengqiyizhenwuminghuo!

zheibixiadoujiaoshangle,zheibangxiaoxiaodanziyeweimiantaidalexie!

zaizheishangoulimiandouganchenggudaogua,yaodaolewaimiangaijiaoshenmetadoubuganxiang!

qinchuanyibianbuduanchouzheliangqidetongshihuodongzhezijideshenzi,henshengdao:“dengzheba,nimenzuihaobieranglaozituoshen,fouze……jinridebianzi,bijiangjiabeichouhuilai!”

……

xifengshanshanyaoshangdeyichupomiaozhizhong,yimingshenzhexuanyidegaotiaonvzizhengkanxiangmiaoneifushouerli。

cinvyaozhiruliu,fengtunshuoxiong,kansinianjibudadanneiaotuyouzhidetongtijinshigezheyishangdoujiweizhayan。

nvziliangceyizhongheipaolaozhegoulouzheshenzi,gongjingdezainvzishenpansihou。

erzheishi,neixianqianzhemoqinchuandenvzicongmangzouru。

“mojiangcanjianwuhuangwansui!”

xuanyinvzidanranzhuanshen,qingshengwendao:“bubijuli,shiqingbanderuhe?”

“bixiaqingshuzhanqingwuneng,weinengzhaojiangciren。”

linzhanqingneixingmeijianmu、yingqibirendelianshangluchuyimokuxiao,wunaigongshendao。

yinggutoutajianguobushao,danqinchuanzheizhongdetazheshishitouyicijian。

jielianjitiandedoubunengrangtasongkou,zheigutouyingdejianzhilingrenfazhi!

“bixia,wokantajirannanjiang,buruzaoxieshaleleshi!”

linzhanqinggangyizhoumeichusheng,xuanyinvzibianbujiasisuoyaotou:“gaorencengyanwodachumingxingbianshiciren,jueduibunengsuiyidongtaxingming。”

“neirenyoumeiyoushuoxieshenme?”

linzhanqinglveweisicun,kuxiaodao:“taxianshuozijibujumeirenji,houyongyishiyanzhi……”

“诗?”

tingdezheihuaxuanyinvzilimalailexingzhi,kaikoudao:“fushujizhentingting。”