第1章 老婆

“buyao,buyaoguolai……”

“gunkai,nigunkai……”

kongbudemengyan,zaimeiyehuixiang。

yeziqikuhan,quezenmedouzhengbukaiyan。

yishuangxiaoshouqinghuangtadejianbang,“maminixingxing,niyouzuoemenglema。”

yeziqihuoranzhengyan,duishangbeibeijiaoqiedelian。

zheishitadenver,sansui,queshitazaixinhunye,beirenyongqiangsuoshengxiadehaizi。

“beibei……”yeziqizhandoudibaozhuta。

beibeixiaodarensidiqingpaitadebei,“mamibupae,youbeibeizai,danruoshidiediyezai,diedijiunengbangmamiganguiguile。”

yeziqichunjiaokuse,tayaozenmegaosubeibei,diedigenbenbuxihuantamen。

起床。

yeziqidaibeibeiqukanhuazhan,yinianyidudehuazhan,meibushengshou。

zhishiguangzheguangzhe,yeziqikandaolezijidelaogong,mengshaoting,tachuanzheyishengaodangdexiuxianfu,zhenglouzheyigechuanbaotunqundenvrenshanghua。

叶子柒面色僵白。

mengshaotingchajuetadeshixian,niulian,yandiluchuxiane。

“yi,shaoting,zheibushinilaopome。”tahuailidenvrenyiya,jiaodididao。

“shenmelaopo,tapeime。”mengshaotingzhuanshenjiuzou。

“mami,wohaoxiangtingdaodiedideshengyinle。”

jirenzhijianjiugeleyitiaohuacong,zhishihuacongbibeibeigaochuhenduo,suoyibeibeikanbuqingduimiandeqingkuang。

“beibei,nitingcuole,neibushidiedi。”

yeziqihuangluan,congcongdaizhebeibeiwangfanfangxiangzou。

kezoutaiji,shoulidelindaimeizhuawen,naiping、zhijin,diaoleyidi。

她蹲身去捡。

bianshangchuanlaichaoxiaosheng,“wokanneinanrenjiushitalaogongba,laogongyouwaiyu,tajingranlianzhiwendoubugan,zenmejiuzheimewonang。”

“hehe,nikantayoupangyouchou,woyaoshinanren,yexiabulekou。”

cierdexiaosheng,rangyeziqiyankuangtonghong。

beibeiqiguaiditaitou,“mami,tamenzaishuoshenme?shenmeshiwaiyu?haiyoutamenshizaimanima?”

yeziqixinyijing,zhengwucuogaizenmehui。

忽而。

yizhixiuzhangdeshoubangtajianqidishangdenaiping,jiezhe,laqita,yangchunyixiao,“laopo,bushirangnizaiyujinxiangdengwome,zenmepaolaizheile。”

yeziqitaimou,yizheng,jiezhe,dailexia。

tacongmeijianguozheimeyingjundenanren。

rudiaodelunkuo,jianmeitingbishenmou,ertaxinggandebochunqinggou,rangtadeyingjun,youduolejifenxiemei。

可,老婆?

她认识他吗?

“先……”生……

“ebue,xianquchifan。”nanrenshuowan,turanbaoqibeibei,chaoqianzou。

beibeiyemenglemeng,haobanxiang,caihuishen,“shushunishisheia?”

nanrenzhazhayan,zhidaozouguolelingyipianhuacong,caijiangbeibeifangxia,ranhouxiaolexiao,“baoqian,rencuorenle。”

yeziqijiuzheiyangkanzhetaturanlai,youturanzou。

难道他近视?

之后匆匆回家。

beibeileile,daotoujiushui。

yeziqizhengzhunbeiwancan,turanyizhenjiaobushengjiejin。

yeziqiniutou,xinxi,“laogong……”

“谁是你老公。”

mengshaotinglenglengjieduantadehua,“nijintianxiangyeyegaozhuangle?yaowohewaimiandenvrenduanganjing?”

yeziqiyaotou,“laogongwomeiyou……”

“bizui,wobuxiangtingnijiaobian。”

mengshaotingmeiyanbunai,zhuanshenjiuzou。

yeziqijijilazhuta,“laogong,wozhendemeiyouxiangyeyegaozhuang,haiyou,beibeihenxiangni,woqujiaoxingta,nipeibeibeishuoshuohuahaobuhao?”

“谁要陪那杂种。”

“kedangchuwobeiqiang,nibushishuokeyijieshoubeibei,rangwoshengxialaima?”yeziqijiqiewen。

mengshaotingzhongyudunbu,queshiguiyiyixiao,“nidaoxianzaihaibuqingchuzijiweishenmehuibeiqiang?”