第1章

「laoli,niyaolaopobuyao?yaodehuaqingshunzhexinandaluzousangongli,niweilaideqizitaohuangzhici!」

「tishi:jiancedaosuzhuyijingnianmanshibasui,meiriqingbaoxitongzhengshikaiqi!」

「jinriqingbaoqingbaoruxia!」

「qingbaoyi:niweilaideqizitaohuangzhici,qingshunzhexinandaluzousangongli!」

「qingbaoer:zainiquzhaoqizidelushang,xingzouerdianjiujiujiugongli,yitoujijiangcongdongmianzhizhongqingxingguolaideheixiazijijiangsuxing!」

「qingbaosan:cundongtoudiyijiadezhaolaohanjinwanqidianjianghuizaijiangbianheishixiaoludierkeshuxiamianjiandaoyigeshikedejinshouzhuo!」

“嗯???”

pingxingshijie,1960niansanyuedi,caoyuandiqu,tangzaixiaohebianzhengzaifangyangdeliyunfengtingdaoerbianchuanlaideshengyin。

yigeliyudatingjiucongshitoushangtiaoleqilai。

“啥玩意?”

kanzhezijiyanqianturanchuxiandezheigedanlansedeguangmuheshangmiandexinxi。

rangliyunfengdemeitoudourenbuzhuzhouleqilai。

“不是哥们?”

“这对吗?”

“suiranshuochuanyuezhedabufendouhuijuexingjinshouzhi,dannizheigangchulaijiurangwozoushangxinandalu?”

zailiyunfenglaojiazheibian,xinandaluzhideshiqianwangxifangjileshijie,jialimiandelaorenqushizhihou。

kangzhelingtoufandedaerzidouhuirangjialimiandelaorenzouxinandalu,haidexinandaluzouzhongyang!

yisishirangjialimiandelaorenqianwangxifangjileshijiequxiangfu。

danzijizheigangmanshibasuia!

怎么着?

xitongzheiyisishirangzijishaozoubashinianwanlu?

提前登陆西方极乐?

“xiankankanzenmegeshizaishuo!”

suiranzheigexinandalurangliyunfengyouxiewuyu,dangaiquhaishiyaoqua!

bijingyaolaopobuyao,yaodehuazhijiejinisonglai。

neikeshizhiyounongmeidayandezhushimaocaiyoudedaiyu。

xianzaizheigexitongzhuanmenbalaopojizijisonglaile,neikendingshiyaode。

xiangdaozheili,liyunfengbashoufangdaozuilichuixianglekoushao。

“呜呜呜!!!”

yipichunheisedejunma,tingdaoliyunfengdekoushaoshengzhihou,congyuanchupaoleguolai,daizheliyunfengjiuchaozhexinandaluerqu。

李云峰!

男!

今天刚满十八岁!

qianshideliyunfengshiyigekubidechengxuyuan,mouyitianjiabandaodiertianzaoshangzhihou。

beigebisaozineijiangkangkaideshengyinjichaoxingle。

zaijigebidagefalexiaoxirangtamenxiaoshengdianzhihou。

dezhigebidageyijingqugongsishangbanqule。

dageyikanzheibuxinga,ganjinjiliyunfengzhuanguolaishenshangjincundeyiqiansibaiershiwukuaiqian。

rangliyunfengbangmangquduyixiadamen。

dagezhengzaiqimahuijiadelushang。

zheihuayichu,liyunfengdunshijiubukunle。

ganjinchuanshangyifupaochuqudumenqule。

bijinglongguorenme,douxihuankanrenaobushi?

zheiyikanrenaobuyaojin,meixiangdaocongwulimianchulaisangekuisangti。

ranhou,liyunfengzhiganjueyanqianyihei,suihoujiuchuanyuedaolezheigeshijie。

zheiyishi,liyunfengzhijiechuanyuedaoleniangtaizhizhong,chushengyuyijiusiernian。

congxiaojiugenzhejiarensichudazhang,jialimiandeqinqiyedouxishengle。

jiuyongdizhulaoyeliuxialaideqiancaizaizheilizhibanleyixieshengkou。

留在了这里生活。

yihuangdaoxianzaiyijingyoushibageniantoule。

qianxienianzheibianchenglilechumushengchanhezuoshe。

liyunfengjiayongyibaiduotouyang,shiqitouniuzuoweichugu。

laodieneibianjihezuoshedagong,zuoweilaogu,meinianyenengfengesansishikuaiqian。

zhiyuliyunfeng,zeshiqizhemazaihetaozheibianmeitianfangyang。

zheishiliyunfengjialimianzijiliuxiadeshitouyang,meinianguoniandeshihoudouhuishaliangtouliuzhechide。

“驾!”

“驾!”

“驾!”

liyunfengzheibian,qizhemaganjinchaozhexinandalu,bushi,shixinandefangxiangpaoleguolai。

sangonglidejulikanshangquhenyuan,shijishangyebujin。

qizhemadehuachabuduoshifenzhongyejiudaole。

“吁!”

paolehaoyihui,liyunfengjiukandaolehetaobianshangdesenlinbianyuan。

dagaiyouzhewugerenzhengzaizheilixiuxizhe。

qizhongsigerenkanshangqudoushimianhuangjishou,toufaganku。

xianglaiyinggaishixitonggangcaishuodetaohuangguolaideren。

“youhe,yunfengguolaile?”

“nixiaozilaidezhenghao,zheixienvtongzhidoushiguolaitaohuangderen。”

“qunianguanlinaozaile,tamenzheixienvtongzhijialimiandoumeichide。”

“congqunianshangqiujiukaishitaohuangle,zheiyilushangshiyoushachisha。”

“waimiandeyecaiheshupidoubeichiguangle,yuanbendeyibaiduogeren,daoxianzaijiushengxiasigerenle。”

“wojidenixiaozijinnianyeshibaleba?zhenghaonikankanyoumeiyouxiangzhongde,youxiangzhongdenizhijiedaihuijiajiehun。”

“yesuanshizuoleyijianhaoshile。”

“shengxiadewojiuzaizanmenhezuoshewenwen,shizaimeiyourendaihuijiadehua,zheixienvrenhaidejixutaohuangqu!”

hezuoshedewangshezhang,zuilimiandiaozheyigenyan,badabadadechouzhe。

manlianwunaidejiliyunfengshuoqileyanqiandeqingkuang。

“哎?”

liyunfenggangyaozhangzuishuohua,jiukandaolezijiyanqianchuxianleyigebaisedejiantou。

jiantouzhengduizheyigechuanzhelvsemianaodenvren。

liyunfengshunzhejiantoukanxianglenvren,zhijianzheigenvrenzuiqimayedeyimiqier,yimiqisandeshengao。

cishiyijingshoudepibaogule,zhenggerenkanshangqudouzaidahuang。

dancongtadelianshang,yirannenggoukandechulaizheishiyigedameinv。

renshoudedoukuaituoxiangle,wuguanyiranfeichangjingzhi。

erqiezheijinfabiyande,henmingxianshihunxueera。

“neishenme,wangshua,wojiuxuantaba!”

kandaozheigenvtongzhidezhangxiang,liyunfengzheigelaosepi,bushi,shixiaoselangmeiyouyouyu。

zhijiexuanzelezheigenvren,xitongdoushuole,zheishizijiyihoudexifu。

neizijikendingyaotingxitongdea!

youshenmeshiqingnijiugenxitongshuoquba!

“haha,yunfenga,nixiaozisuanshibanglewangshudamangle。”

“guinva,niyuanbuyuanyigenzheyunfengzheixiaozishenghuoa?”

“tamenjiazaizanmenhezuoshekeshidahurenjia,meiniannengfenhongsansishikuaiqianni。”

wangshezhangyepazheiguinvbutongyi,ganjinjiliyunfengshuoheleqilai。

“wangshezhang,xiexieni,woyuanyiheyunfengtongzhijiehun!”

annatingdaoyourenyuanyishouliuziji,neijiaoyigekaixin。

qunianconglaojiataohuangdaoxianzai,neizhenshijiyidunjiyidunjiyiduna!

keyishuoshichunchunjiushisantianejiudun,yaobushitabenlaitigezijiubijiaoda。

nongbuhaoxianzaidoushunzhexinandaludaojileshijiele!

「tishi:jiancedaosuzhuwanchengmeiriqingbaoyi!」

「tishi:gongxisuzhuhuodeziyoushuxingdian*1!」

「tishi:gongxisuzhuhuodexinhundalibao*1」