第三章 仙女下凡

“guanyinsongzi……yuanlaishixiannvxiafanchen!”

chaonabianguidouqiubulaidexiannvbeiguanyinsongdaojialitoule,wangcuilanshunshiledehebulongzui。

“ma!”zhouzhaodiyoujiaotaliangsheng:“ma!nileshani?”

dagetengdekudiehanniangde,popolengshimeitingjianside,baozhexiaoniledejianyabujianyande,zhouzhaodidoudanxinpoposhibushiqijigongxinmozhengle。

“meishi。”wangcuilanyibaishou,“zhaoguhaoxiaoni,waitoubuyongnimanghuole。”

wangcuilanbalinxiangrongjiaojizhouzhaodi,zijiyimengjingtuichechuqu,yibianjiaobushengfengyibianpansuanzheyihuihuilai,dingyaojilaosanxifuwolianggejidan。

xiaosunnvshengdeyuxuekeaixiaoxiaodeyituaner,baoqilaiqingpiaopiaodeyikanjiushidulimeizhanghao,kededuojilaosanxifuchidianhaode,duochandiannaishui,jisunnvweidebaipangbaipangcaixing。

zheikeshiguanyinsonglaidexiannv,shilaibaoende!

buwangtachuyishiwushaoxiang,shibushifengxiegongguaguo。

zhouzhaodihaimeilaidejihuishangyiju,jiukanpopojihouhouzoule,zhidemomingqimiaodebaozheguinvjinwule。

“妈,你可来了!”

zheizaibulai,fanghongyingkejiuyaozijikangzhelinyuandongquzhenshangweishengsuole!

“急啥急。”

wangcuilanyijiandaerxifuxianmatayiju,youtingerzitengdeguikulanghao,luanzaozaodenaoguaziyixialingle。

keneihuayaobushizhendezazheng?

daoshihou,laodatuimeidedaozhibeituofeile,shangbulegong,ganbulehuo,zhuanbulaiqian,jialilianggedapangxiaozimeiqianquxifu,kejiuwanle。

xiangdaozheili,wangcuilannaomenzhimaolenghan。

yishiniebuzhungaibugaixintingjiandehua,wangcuilanzhinengrangfanghongyinghezhangmiaoxiantailinyuandongdaotuicheshangqu,ranhoudenglindaweihuilaishangliang。

“laoda,nizayangle?”wangcuilanguanqiediwen:“naertenga?”

“xigaihebeirenqiaolesideteng。”linyuandongzhichoulengqi:“ma,wobazahaibuhuilaia?”

zheikeshitui,yihouyaoshifeile,bunengshanggongzhuanqian,yihoujialilianggeerzimeiqianquxifuhegaifang……

linyuandongshashixinhuiyileng。

“bieji,machuquzhaoniba。”

wangcuilanxinshizhongzhongdepaodaomenqian,yiyanqiaojianlindaweidaizhejigeshurenhuilaibangmang。

wangcuilanjiaoxiashengfengchongguoqubalindaweiladaoyipang,coudaotaerbiandigu:“dangjiade,gangcaiwotingjian……”

yiwuyishijiangchulaihou,wangcuilandingzhelindawei,fanwendao:“nishuo,nengshizhendebu?”

lindaweiyidengyan:“nimeitingcuoba?”

“zanengshijia,wotingdezhenzhende,neishengjiushicongsunnvshenshangchuanlaide,laosanxifudoumeitingjian,jiuwoyirentingjianle。”wangcuilancuozheshou,shenshentaotaoshuodao:“nishuo,shibushiguanyinsonglaidexiannvbaoenlaile?”

lindaweiyishiweinan,nalegenyanyezijiaoleqilai,momingdeganjuezaixintoupanxuan,ranershibudairen,zuizhongyiyaoya:“zou,songcunneiweishengsuo,xianrangshendafuqiaoqiao。”

shendafusuiranshichijiaolaozhongyi,kezaicunneiyibingshushinian,yishubeicunliwushurenchengzan。

yaozhenshibunengzhi,tayebuhuiyingtuozhe,huijichuliyixia,rangsongdaozhenliqukan。

“sha?”fanghongyingyitingjinlaidelindaweifankouyaobarensongshendafuneiliqu,dunshijiujile:“zanengsongshendafuneiliqu,wonanrentuiduanle,tanengjijieshangbucheng?”

“furenzhijian!”lindaweibayanyezidiudishang,tuleyikoutumo,lishengdao:“shendafuzhibulejiukaidianzhitengyao,buranranglaodatengzhequzhenli?”

“爸说的对。”

yixiangkoumenshebudeqiandezhangmiaoyiting,pobujidaideyingsheng,jianyoujigezuqinzai,ganjinbaxiaorongbielehuiqu。

keyoupalindaweifanhui,lianmanggenzheshuo:“shendafukanbule,zanzaisongzhenshangqu。zongbunengrangdagezheimetengzhe,haodaixianzhiteng,buranbarentenghuailezaban?”

jigezuqinjianlinyuandongtengzhimaohan,qizuibashedechuzhezhuyi,dabufendoujuedesongshendafuneilikankan,shizaibuxingkaidianzhitengyaochilesongzhenshangquyexing。

胳膊拧不过大腿。

fanghongyingmeiduoshaohuayuquan,zhinengmenshenggenzaiyiqunren**houtouganwangweishengsuo。

daoleweishengsuo,shendafubeihanlechulai。

“wojialaodatuishuaile,tengdedongbule,shendafuninkuaiqiaoqiao。”lindaweiyikexinbushangbuxiademeizheluo。

shendafutuilexialaohuajing,coushangqianquzixianleanlinyuandongdetui,wenlejigewentihou,songlekouqi:“bushishadawenti,tuicuogule,yizhengjiumeishile。”

ranhouyianlinyuandongdedatuihexiaotui,lidaodedang、shoufaqiaomiaodebacuogudetuijielehuiqu:“meineimetengleba?qilaizouliangbu。”

xianqiantengdekudiehanniangtiandouyaotale,ciketingdaoshendafushuohaole,linyuandongyilianbukezhixin。

zhishicuowei,zheijiuhaole?

linyuandongbeirenfuqilaishitanxingdezouleliangbu,jianwushi,youduozouleliangbu,xinxiruokuangshuozhe,“shibuzenmetengle,yenengyonglile!”

“neishi,benlaijiubushishadawenti,yaoshiluandongcaihuiyouwenti。quzhenliyeshizheimezhenggu,haiyaolaoduoqian,buzhige。”shendafumolemolianjia,xiaohehedao。

“shendafu,duoshaoqian?”wangcuilanxiaodeyilianzhezi,budengshendafushuohuajiusailejizhanglingqianjishendafu:“meiduoshao,ninshouzhe,zhenshiduokuininyishuhaojianshiguang。ninshibuzhidao,kebawomenhehuaile,meishierjiuhao,meishierjiuhao。”

zhenjiaobaobeisunnvshuoduile。

yaoshizhetengdaozhenliweishengsuo,yiludianbo,laodazheishuangtuipashiyaochudawenti!

denghuiqukedejilaosanxifuduozhulianggejidan,bu,riridouyaozhu2gejidan,haidebalarouqiediannachulai,baobeisunnvxiaoxiaoyigede,kedejingxinhaohaoyangzhe,zheikeshitamenjiayihoudebaobeigeda!

“dangjiade,zhenmeishile?”fanghongyingmaozheyaoyibianmozhezhangfudetui,yibianwenzhe。

“meishimeishi。”linyuandongyilianxinxi,toudingyinyunyihuiersan,xinqingshiwubidehao。

zuqinmenjianmeishijiusanle。

yijiazishuozhehuayilianxiqiwanghuizou,bijingmeihuaduoshaoqian,tuiyouzhihaole,jialibuzhiyushaoyigelaodongli,sheinengbugaoxing?

wangcuilanyihuiqu,likequyuanmenkouzhaileyibacuishengshengdebaicaimiao,taoxiganjingbeiyong,shoujiaomalideganlexiemiantiao,youqizaoshaoguo,yongkuaiziwanlekuaizhuyou,juedeshao,youminleyikuaitoujinqu,jianlezulianggejidan,gunshuiqiangguoxiamiantiao,molerengleyibabaicaimiaojinqu,duanzheqiaokailaosanjiademen。

“laosanxifu,majiniganlemiantiao,jianlelianggejidan,kuaichenrechile。”

“??xiexiema。”zhouzhaodigangzhengzhazhezuoqilaiguohaoyifu,yidawanxiangpenpendemiantiaojiusaidaoletashouli。

jianjidanganmiantiao?zaikankantangzhilinonghoudeyicengyouhua,zhouzhaodijuedetangshou。

neiyiguanzhuyou,popokandegenyanzhuziyiyangbaobei,jinerzenmeshedejitafangnenduo?

这又是闹哪一出?

“kuaichia,lengzheganma,chiwanjiwobaobeisunnvweinai,meichouwaduzihaibiezhe?”wangcuilanjianzhouzhaodibudongkuaizi,cuicudao。

guantani,songshangmenlaidechishichijiushile。zhouzhaodikaishidakouchimiantiao,haojiumeichidezheimeyouziyouweier,renbuzhushizhidadong。

“这...”

huiguojingerdefanghongyinghezhangmiaogubushangzhenjianduimaimang,jianwangcuilanyiqihechengdeduanzheyongleyidashaoyouzhazuodejianjidanganmiantiaozoule,fenfendingzhebeiwaleyigekengdeyouzhagandengyan。

咋回事?

popoduanyiwanmiantiaoqunaerle?

fanghongyingyiweineiyiwanyouhuhuxiangpenpenjianlelianggedandemiantiaoshijizijiananrenduanguoqude,dunshidouqilaile:“qiaojianmei,daerzihedasunzi,laorenjiademinggenzi。”

“he。”zhangmiaobenqideyaosi,kezhuanyanyixiangfanghongyingshengdeneiliangdapangxiaozi,yigetiruoyigezaochankezhenshiyingleneiju‘nengshengxialaisuanshenmebenshi,nengyangdacaisuanbenshi’。

“dafuyoubingleba?”zhangmiaomanbujingxindewanzheshouzhitou:“niya,kekanhaodafu,zheiyiqianshouliangyiyequledehaizikebuzaishaoshu。”

说完就往后院赶。

zheijuhuakebafanghongyingqifengle,tizheganmianzhangjiuyaodazhangmiao,liangrenyilupaodaohouyuan,yiyanjianlaosanjiamenkaizhe,limianchuanlaipopowangcuilanzhibuzhudexiaosheng。

“guinvhao,youfu,qiaoqiaoxiaonishengdeduo**keaia。”

liangrenyileng,shenzhangboziwangwulikan。

zheiwuliyigunongyudejianjidanwei,xiangweiersiyi,yiwenjiuzhiyonglebushaozhuyou。

zaidingjingyikan,neizhouzhaodizhengyikouyikouchizhedajidan,erpopowangcuilanyizhanglaolianxiaochengjuhuahuailibaozhezuoribeibushoudaijiandepeiqianhuo。

zhangmiaoyijianlele:“aiyou,haiyiweiyouduozhaorentengni,jieguoa,baizhaoyaole。”

“妈!”

qianjiaogangxuanyaowan,houjiaojiubeidalian,fanghongyingshengdawaheerwadeshihouyezhishianzhaoguanlidelegejidan,houxucumiantiaogengshiyigenmeijianzhe。

rujinyijianpingriliruanruodezhouzhaodichizhedajidan,dakoudakouhezhemiantang,jidudeyanzhuzidouhongle。

“zahuishia,zajilaosanxifuchicumianni?”

neikeshixiaoshuzicongzhenlidaihuilaidecumian,suiranburujingmianjingui,kepingchangwangcuilanqueyeshizangdesiside,zhiyoujigesunzichanlecainachulaiyidianjijiejiechan。

wangcuilandengtayiyan:“cumianzale?laosanxifuchidele!”

bieshuoshicumian,weilerangzhouzhaodihaoxianai,bieedaobaobeisunnv,jiushiyitianlianggejidan,yegongdeqi。

“可……”

ketamenshenghaizideshihoudoumeiyou。

wangcuilanbaozhelinxiangronghuanglehuang,duifanghongyingdehuazhizhibuli,zhiduizhangmiaoshuo:“laoerxifu,quqianyuanlitou,dakaizuidadexiangzi,balimianlilinahuilaidemianbudailai。”

“ganshayama?”zhangmiaojuezhebudui,duowenleyiju:“mayaozuoyifu,haishijijigehaizizuo?”

neikeshixinmianbu,shixiaoguzidaihuilai,rangwangcuilanzuodongyide。

“zheiqiangbaoyoupoyoujiu,xiaonishengdeyoubaiyounen,yongneimianbuzhenghao。”wangcuilanxiaokailehua,zhijuedesunnvfanggepidoushixiangde。

zhangmiaodaoxiyikoulengqi,beiwangcuilancuileliangju,caiguoqubamianbunaguolai,yanjianzhewangcuilanjizuoqiangbaole,dangshiyanjingjiulvle。

yipangdefanghongyingyebuchengduorang,zheixinyanpiandeshigerendoushoubule。

tayanzhuyizhuan,xiangdaozuoercuisaozitiguoyizui,shuocundongtoulaocuijiayaogetongyangxi,niutoujiuchuqule。

“quququ。”wangcuilanjianzhouzhaodihaiyousanliangkoujiuchiwanle,balinxiangrongjiaojizhouzhaodi,quganzhezhangmiao:“douganhuoqu,biechuzheaiyan。”

zhangmiaoanzihengleyisheng,niutoubuqingyuandechulewuzi。

zhouzhaodiduanzhemiantiaosanliangkouchiwanle,baoguolinxiangrongzhunbeijitaweinai。

linxiangrongzaojiuedefuzhongkongkong,wenzhejiandandexiangweierkoushuizhiliu。

zhongyubeizhouzhaodibaoqilaiweinai,linxiangrongrenbuzhucongxindifachunahan。

【mama,e,haoehaoe】

zhouzhaodidourantingdaokonglingdeshengyin,zixitingyoumeiyoule,kanlaishihuanting,ditoukanhuaizhongdeguinvzhengdingzhezijiaoaodaibu,gubushangqitaganjinjiekaileyishang。

jiankushengxiaoxiaodelinxiangronghengchihengchichidexiang,xiaoshoujinjinzuanzhezijideyishang,piankebuli,buzhizende,zhouzhaodixinzhongyiruan,diaozhenglegegengshufudezishifangbianlinxiangrongchinai。

suiranshigeguinv,shiwangshengqinanshoubugan,danhaodaiyeshizijishenshangdiaoxialaideyikuairou,shiyuehuaitai,tazenhuizhenrenxinkedaini?

wangcuilanzuozaibandengshangjianlinxiangrongxiaozuiyidongyidongchinai,ganjuebizijichishanzhenhaiweidouxiang,yueqiaoxinlitouyuelaiyuegaoxing。

yaobushilinxiangrongmeichiwannai,tanengbalinxiangrongqiangdaozijihuailizailouzhehaohaoqinxiangqinxiang。

“baobeisunnv,chidekezhenxiang,nengchihao,nengchishifu。”