sufankuanghuanguohou，yebuzhidaozijishishenmeshihouyunsileguoqu！
zaicisuxingdeshihou，tiansedouyijingandanle。
shenbiandejuesejiarenyijingmeilezongji，danzaisufanshenbian，zeshiduijileyidaduidanyao，gongfawuji，yijihaojitouyaoshoudeshiti，haiyoudishangkezhedejigedazi，buyoukuseyixiao！
“laodongsuode？bubushenzi！”
尼玛！
sufanzenmeyouyizhongzijibeipiaoledeganjue？
yankantiansebuzao，sufanyebugandanwu，kuaisuqilai，jiangyifuzhenglihao，dasuanhuizongmenqu！
kanzhedongwaiandandetianse，sufanyanshenzhongshanguoyimoyinchen。
sufanzhiqiansuiranchisha，danjiyibingmeishouyingxiang，zheimeduonian，sufanzaiguiyuanzongjinglidehuamian，rutongfangdianyingyiyang，butingdezaisufanyanqianshanguo。
congcengjingdeyaonietiancai，dieluochengyigeshazi……shinian，sufankanqingleguiyuanzongneiderenqinglengnuan，yekanqinglerenxindexiane。
luowuyanganggangjieshishuo，sufanzaishangucaiyaoshuaishangle……dansufanquezhidao，zijineigenbenbushizijishuaidao，ershi……
shibeiweihunqiqinyaohedashixiongxuchaolianshouconghoushantuixiaxuanyade，erqieqinyaohaizaisufanxiongkoutongleyidao。
sufanditoukanzhezijixiongqianyijinghuifudeshangkou，ganjuemomingdexintong……
dangniansufanhaishiyaonietiancaideshihou，qinyaotiantiantiezaisufanshenbian，yikouyigehaogege，yangqiuzhangmendingxialehunyue！
ermingtian，benlaishisufanheqinyaodedinghundianli，yeshishifuxuanbuzongmenjiebanrendeshijian……qinyaoyinweibuxiangjiajishazi，suoyijuranhedashixionglianshoujiangsufantuixiaxuanya，zaochengshizuzhuiluodejiaxiang。
danquemeixiangdao，sufanmingda，buguangshimeishuaisi，haiyinhuodefu，shuileyigejipinxianzi，gengshiyiwaijuexinglezijifengyindelinghun，huodeleneishenmidexinhuochiyan，shiliyegenzheyiqihuifu！
sufanzhoumeihuiyidashixiongheqinyaodeduihua，qingchudejide，tamenjiejuediaozijizhihou，haiyaoquduifushifu。
“buxing，zijibixuyaomashanghuiquzuzhitamen……”
shifugufengdangnianjiangsufanshouyang，duisufanyizhidoufeichanghao，dangzijideerziyiyangyangda！buguansufanshiyaonietiancaideshihou，haishisufanchishazhihou，shifushizhongruyi……
tebieshizaisufanchishazhihou，shifugengshidongyongzijisuoyouderenmai，qiulewushudemingyi，dashiqianlaijisufanzhenzhi，daogezhongxiongdixunzhaoyaocai……shenzhiyongzijideshengjililiangjisufanxuming，feijinlexinxue……
zheiyiqie，sufanyizhidoujizheshifudehao！
bixuyaojinkuaiganhuiqu，xiwangyiqiehailaideji！
erqie，haiyouneikeaidejiaomeideshimei，yizhiguanxinzijidexiaoshiniang……hanhouqiewutiaojianhuzhezijidetiezhu……
zhiqian，zijiyanlizhiyouqinyao，hulveqitarendeqinggan……zheicihuiquzhihou，neixieduizijihaoderen，yinggaiyaohaohaobuchang……
shouhuisixu，sufanzhunbeiqushoujianneijizhixiongshoudeshiti……
kedangsufanshouzhangchupengdaoneixiongshoushitideshunjian，dantianlihuomiaoyizhenyaoye，yidaonongliedejinseliuguangcongsufanshouzhangliyongdong，jiangneixiexiongshoudeshitibaoguo，ranhousufanjiuganshoudaoyigubangbodexianliyongruzijideshentili！
tongshi，sufandenaodaili，juranqingchudechuxianlezheixiexiongshouzuiqiangdegongjitianfujiqiao，elongpaoxiao？shengbogongji？
tongjintiegu？huodechuanjiashoudeshentiqianghuajineng？fangyulifanbei？
zhiyaomozheixieshiti，jiukeyilveduotamendetianfu，jineng，ranhouweizijisuoyong？zheijiushijindanlineihuomiaodegongxiaome？
摸尸就变强？
zhujisanpin……zhujisipin……zhujiqipin……
sufanqingxideganshoudao，zijishentilidexiuweizaikuangbaozengzhang，buguopiankedegongfu，yijingdadaolezhujiqipin，yedaolesufanxianzaitizhisuonengchengshoudejixian！danneixieyuanguxiongshoudepangdaliliang，sufanxishoulehaibudao1%！
zhujiqipin，zaizongmennei，chuleshifuhedazhanglaoqinyangzhiwai，yinggaimeijigeshizijideduishouleba？
lingwai，sufantineideneixinhuohuomiao，haizizhuhuanraosufantineidegusui，buduanzhuoshao，jiangheisedezazhizhuoshaoganjing……
genliantieyiyang，tishengzhesufangengudepinzhi，buguopiankedegongfu，sufangenguyijingcongputongdefangu，tishengdaolejipinlinggu！
zheigedalushang，xiuliandegengucongfangu，daolinggu，zaidaodaogu，shengu……gengudehaohuai，juedingnijianglaixiuliandetianhuaban！
xianzaisufandegengutishengdaolinggu，xiuliandesudu，yijingshizhiqiandebaibeizhishang！
zhishihexianzishuileyijue，jiuhuodelezheimeduohaochu？
似乎自己不亏！
……
sufanjiangsuoyoudedongxishoushihao，gangzouchushandong，yidaohuohongdeqianyingfeisuchaosufanbenleguolai，“shixiong，zhongyuzhaodaonile，nishuoni，zenmeduozaizheilishuizhele？dajiadouzaizhaoni！”
“zongmenchudashile，zhangmenbeixiji，yijingbuxingle！zhangmengangxiadamingling，yaojiangzhangmenzhiweichuanjini，haiyaorangniqusangeweiguomendeshiniang……kuaigenwohuiquba……”
嗯？
sufanxinliyijin，yanshenzhongfuxianyimoyinchen！
guoranhaishiwanleyibume？sufanbuyouxiangdaoledashixiongxuchaoyijiqinyaoneibeibidezuilian！
shifubenshenyinggaidoudadaolezhujijiupindeshili，juranhaibeitamenansuanle，kanlaiqinyaohexuchaotamenbeihoudeliliang，zaiguiyuanzongqianfudegoushena！
xianzaizijicaizhujiqipindeshili，huiquzhihou，ruoshigentamenzhijieyingpeng……zanshiyinggaihaiganbuguotamen！
shifuyisi，dazhanglaoqinyangkendinghuixiangbanfabakongzhenggezongmen……sangeshiniang，xiachangpayebuhuitaihao！
sufannaodailifuxianneisangeqianjiaobaimeishiniangdemoyang，neisangesuoweideshiniang，zhishidajiazheimejiaoxiguanbale！
shijishang，sufandezheisangeruhuasiyudeshiniang，gensufanyiyang，doushishifuzaiwaimianshouliuhuilaideguer，nianjizuidadedashiniang，yejiubiyefandasansuieryi。
yinweiyigegedouzhangdetaipiaoliang，shifupatamenshouqifu，suoyijiuliuzaishenbianpeiyang，dajiajiuzhujiangaikoujiaoshiniang……keshijishang，sangeshinianggenshifumaodeguanxidoumeiyou！
lingwaiyigezhiyousufanzhidaodemimishi，zaozaishinianqian，shifuweilexiulianyimengongfa，qinshoubazijigongle，nahaiyoushenmenenglishoushiniang？
zaizheigewudaoweizundalushang，nvren，tebieshipiaoliangnvren，ruguozijishilibugouqiang，youmeiyouqiangzhebihudehua，neijiuzhihuilunweibierendexiulianluding，wanwu……duguojiqibeicandeyisheng！
jiranshishifudeyiming，rangzijiqusangeshiniang，neizijibixuyaojiejinquanliwancheng，yibaoshifudeyangyuzhien。
苟！
xianzaimeirenzhidaosufanyijingsuxingle，neijiujixuzhuangsha，gouzhefayu！
dangzijitupojindanzhihou，zailaishoushiqinyao，hedazhanglaodengren。
sufanyidianyebudanxinzijixiuliandesudu，yinweixinhuochiyanyouyigeteshudemiaoyong，neijiushizhiyaogennvrenyouqinmijiechu，jiukeyichanshengneishenmidenuanliu，tishengsufandexiulianshili。
zongmenliyouxiaoshimei，haiyousangeshiniang……
zhiyaogentamenduoduoqinmi，duohuoquyidiannuanliu，zhuanhuachengnianlixiulian，jiuzugoutupole……
大不了脸皮厚一点！
fanzhengxianzaidajiadourenweisufanshishazi，sheiyebuzhidaosufanqishiyijingsuxingle……
“shimei，wopapa！yaobaobao！”
kanzhejuemeijunqiaodeshimei，sufanzhijiezhangkaileshoubei……