第5章 先生让你滚出去

“hao,henhao。”yanqimoyaoyaqiechi,zuijiaogouqicanrendexiaorong:“zangshima?tangruchu,kexile,zaizangniyezhinengbeiwopeng!”

tangruchubumingyiwei,zhenggerenjiubeiyanqimozhuailechulai。

ruguoshuogangcaidongzuosuanbushangwenrou,neimexianzaiyanqimojiuxianggefafengdeyeshouyiban,cubao,henli,haobulianxiangxiyu。

tangruchubeitasisijingu,piankehou,zaimeiyouliqizhengzha。

yanqimotanlandeshequtashenshangdeqixi,lizhibeiyidianyidianmomiediao。

yifanjiqingguohou,tangruchuwanrusiyuyidongbudongtangzaineili。

yanqimohuluandediuleyijianwaitaogaizaitashenshang,ranhou,zhuanshenjiuyaochumen。

tangruchushenzixiaoxiaodezhandoulexia,qieruodekaikou:“liangwan。”

yanqimojiaobuyidun,huitoukanta。

tangruchubikaitazhuozhuodemuguang,youqiwulidedaoleyiju:“woxianzaizaiyeseshangban,yiyezhishaoliangwan。”

taweiweitaimou,yanlidecangsangguofenmingxian。

yanqimojunmeideliankongshangfangunzhegezhongfuzadeqingxu,zuihou,yanbianchengyiguliqi。

“tangruchu,weileneigenanrendeyezhong,nihaizhenshibuyaolian。”

tangruchujinyaoxiachun,weilerangzijikanqilaibuzaihu,haipeihedesongshangxiaorong:“wobuyaolian,woyaoqian。”

lian,suanshenme?zhiduoshaoqian。

zhiyaoyouleqian,tadehaizijiunengduohuoyiduanshijianle。

yanqimokanzhetaneimebeiweiwusuoweideyangzi,xinlimianmimanzheyigushuobuchulaidefenhen。

duitadehen,qiansuoweiyoudenonglie!

simuxiangdui,banshang,yanqimocaiaomandelenghengleyisheng。

“jiunizheijishuyezhiliangwan?”

shuozhe,tacongkoudailichouchujizhangbaiyuandachaohenhenzazaitalianshang,ranhouhaobuliuliandelikai。

baojiandemenbeiguanshang,tangruchuhuanbaoziji,danrankanzhenanrenjianxingjianyuandebeiying,ditoukanzheneijizhangxianhongdechaopiao,kusedebiqileyan。

她只值几百块?

真的好讽刺啊。

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tangruchuzaibaojiandailehenjiu,caihuiqugongzuo,zhishichulaifaxianzhongrenkantadeyanshenqiguai。

“yo!zheibushiwomendetangdaxiaojiebama?zhangdeyebuzenmeyangma,yebuzhidaoyangshaozenmejiukandeshangzheizhongrende。”

“hainengzenmekanshangtade,jishuhaobei。buranyangshaozenmehuikanshangta。”

“nikanpingshizhuangzuoneiqingchunyang,qishibeidilibujiushigejianren?”

nvrendemanmashengbusuanxiao,jirendefengcishengyizibuluodeluorutangruchudeerli。

tangruchurenchuleneigenvren,duruo,yixianggentabuhe。

tangruchuchenmodeminlexiachun,meipiqiderentamenruma。

tabushilianpihou,zhishishizaimeiliqile。

heleneimeduojiu,youbeineimexiuruleyifan,tajiusuantiedadeshenzi,yechibuxiao。

duruojiantawudongyuzhong,qibudayichulai:“tangruchunizhuangshenmeqingchuna!youbenshizuo,jiuyaoyoubenshichengren。”

tangruchuhaishimeilihui,qishen,dasuanqumenwaizuozuo。

duruojianzijiwanquanbeihushile,qidehouhenhendetuiletayiba。

tangruchushentibenjiudanbo,beiduruozheimeyitui,lengbudingdeshuaizaidishang。

“唔!”

tangchuchitongdejiaohuanleyisheng。

tafenfendeyaolexiaya,shensechedilenglexialai,zhengyaopaqilai,jiutingjianyishengnuhe:“doubuyongganhuodema?”

xurongdechuxianrangyiqunrenchenggongdebishangzui。

zaiyese,chuletamendedingtoushangsiyanqimoyiwai,yejiuzhiyouxurongzaizheibiandiweigaodian,zaijiashangxurongshouduanhenla,suoyimeirengangentaduizhegan。

yiqunrenhuiliuliuzoukai,duruosuibuman,yebuganduoshuoshenme。

xurongjiangrenfuleqilai,shixiantingliuzaitabozishangdeyaohen,muguangdunledun。

tangruchulonglelonglingzi,zhezhuyanqimonongchulaidehenji。

“zenmebumahuiqu?”xurongmianwubiaoqing,shuochulaidehuaquezugoutangruchujingyahaojiu:“yiqiandetangruchukebushigehuirangrenqifudezhu。zenme,tangjialuopole,tangtangtangdaxiaojieyejiuduoluole。”

“wo……”tangruchuzhanglezhangzui,queshenmehuayeshuobuchulai。

“suanle,nijintianhuiquhaohaoxiuxiba。”xuronghentiebuchenggang,mianshangsuiranxianqitangruchu,xinliqueyouxietongqing。

cengjingdedaxiaojie,rujinlunluodaozheigedibu。

tangruchuganjidechongtayixiao:“xiexie!”

musongtalikai,xurongwunaiyaoleyaotou。

qingzhiyizi,dangzhenshihairenbuqian。

xurongbuzhidaoxiangdaoshenme,yazhuxindidekuse,dimou。

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tangruchuhuidaoyanjialaozhai。

laoleileyitianle,tapijuandekaozaichuangshang,zhengyaoheyan,menjiubeiqiaoxiangle。

“tangxiaojie,xianshengrangnishoushidongxi,congzheiligunchuqu。hexiaojieyaozhujinlai,xianshengbuxiwanghexiaojiekanjianni。nidongzuokuaixie。”