第1章

guawandianhuawoyizuikuaisuduganhuixiaoqu,zuolinyoushetingdaodongjingdouweidaowojiamenkou,jingchayijingzaifangjianlichulibaoanshiyi。

fangjianliyipianlangjie,xiaotoumanlianshixue,kuzheshuodao:

“wozhibuguoshitoudongxi,zheiliangkouzishiyaosharena!bixupeichangwo!”

qizibaiwanyouxieshouzuwucuo,tadaidaishashadikanzhedimian,buzhidaogaishuoshenme。

lingyigenandeshouchiqiubang,tadamadao:

“nilaiwojiatoudongxi,nihaiyoulile?nizheishifeifarushi,wodasinidoubuweiguo!”

xiaotoucanbaizhelianxuruodishuodao:

“neiyebuyongxiasishoua,erqieshiwoxianzaijialide,zhengtoudeshihounimenhuilai,youqinyoubaode,genbenmeikanjianwo,nimenheyitiaogenwoyoushaguanxi?”

xiaotoucalecazuijiaodexuejiezheshuodao:

“doutingdasuishule,haitingwangwo,pei!”

kongqihenchenmo,wuwaidelinjumeigerendouyongyiyangdeyanshenkanzhewo,youjifeng、tongqing、huozhezaiqidaiwonaoshi。

jingchachayanshenfenxinxi,huranduineigenanrenshuodao:

“nijiaowangzhishiba?yi?niyebushihuzhua?”

wangzhilengleleng,gangadeshuodao:

“woshihuzhudepengyou。”

baiwanyanshenshanshuo,duijingchashuodao:

“wangzhishiwopengyou,nimenbazheigexiaotoudaizouba,gaizhibingzhibing,gaijuliujuliu,taiwanle,dousanleba!”

xiaotouyikanzheijiashi,yuanbenweimidelianshunjianxingfenleqilai:

“wodetian,wohaichengweiyingxiongle,jintianzheidanmeibaigana,zhilezhile!wobuyaoyiyaofeile,hahaha!”