第5章
“qinshou!!qinshoua!!”
“nainaide,laoziyaohuopileta!”
“zhugouburu,laowangbadan,zheihaishirenma?wohena,yaoshizaixianchang,laozifeizaileta!”
“laodongxi,yibanianji,buzhixiuchi!”
wangluozhaguole,fatingxianchangyezhaguole。
linshuyilianshang**ladetong。
tongshi,qianlaipeishenqitarenyedouganjuelianshang**lade。
linhaibin,nianqingshikeshitamendejiaoaoa!
weishenmeyibububianchenglezheiyangyige**daomeiyouxiaxiandeemo。
啪!
linshuyiyibazhangpaizaimianqiandezhuoshang,zhanleqilai。
“faguan,bahoumiandeyiduanhuamiantiaoguoba。”
shuozhe,tamuguangkanxiangfatingshangdelinhaibin,muguangjihuyaochiren。
lufaguanyouxieyouyu,hanjingguanqueyaoyaotou:“yanxiadaoleguanjianshike,huoxujiushiminganxianchang,henzhongyao,huamianbunengtiaoguo。”
zheishi,huamianzhong,tingdaoliangxiaorandehuahou,linhaibinweiweiyileng,bingmeiyoushuohua,ershilaidaoleyipangdejuzili。
“biantai!zheigelaobiantai,gaisi!gaisia!”
“chushengburu,sibiantai,fangleliangxiaoran!!”
“qiandaowanguananxiaowoxintouzhihen,chusheng!!”
zaifengkuangdemashengzhong,zheigehuazaichedijiqilezhongnu。
fatingxianchangdeguanzhongzhenderenbuzhule。
tamenfennudexianglinhaibinkuangtutan,diuyiqienengdiudedongxi,shiyaojiangzheigeemojizasiweizhi。
napashilinshuyi,kandaozheiyimuhou,yejihuwuyanzhanlidangchang,xinzhongjinshixiukuiyuchiru。
tarenbuzhuchonglinhaibinnuhou:“linhaibin,nidaodihaishibushiren!”
hanjingguanmianluyansu,dao:“shijianbaogaoxianshi,liangxiaoranzaisiqian,queshishoudaoguonvedai!”
这下网友疯了。
“neihaiyoushenmehaoshuode,jiushizheige**,batalachuqulingchi!”
“yaorangtaqiushengbude,qiusibuneng!zheigelaochusheng!laowangbadan!”
“guoran,zhenxiangjiushiruci。linhaibin,nibudehaosi!!”
wulunshixianchanghaishiwangshang,numashengyuelaiyuefengkuang。
linhaibinqueshizhongyiyanbufa,renyoumashenghedaza。
hanjingguandao:“huamianjixu,zheishiguanjianjiedian,yidiandoubunengtiao!zhenxiang,bixujielu!”
jishurenyuandiandiantoubiaoshimingbai,ranhoujiezhebofang。
kandaozheixie,liangxiaoranshunjianganshoudaolekongju。
linhaibinxiaozhezouguoqu:“nachunideshoukuanmaba。”
jinjiezhe,tatongkuaifuleqian。
liangxiaoranmomodebishangyanjing。
buguanzenmeshuo,zheigelaobanjiqianhentongkuai,meiyoushiyan。
shiwan,zugoujimuqinweichihenzhangshijiandeyaole。
wangluoshang,yinmuqiansuoyourenkandaotazheifumoyang,renbuzhuxintengdeluolei。
“tianna,zheimepiaoliangdenvhai,weishenmeyaohuodezheimexinku?”
“deshibeibichengshenmeyang,zheiyangdenvhaicaihuibeibideyaochumaiziji?”
“yaoshizaozhidao,woyuanyijuanchuwosuoyoudegongzibangzhutaa!”
“wanle,xiaoranyaobeizaotale,emo,sikaia!biepengxiaoran!”
wangyoumenfaxiezhe,gantanzhe。
quezaizheishi,huamianzhongchuanchuleyidaorangsuoyourendouyixiangbudaodeshengyin。
zheishengyindechuxian,shenzhirangsuoyourendouziyiweitingcuole。
erzheishengyin,zhengshilinhaibinfachude。
talalaiyizhangyizi,zuozailejinzhangbuandeliangxiaoranmianqian,shengyinwubiwenhe。
“xiaoran,nibuyongpa,qishiwobushihuairen。”
cihuayichu,liangxiaoranlengle,xianchangbaokuowangluoshangsuoyourendoulengle。
yilianchuandewenhaodanmudazaigongpingshang。
“made,womeitingcuoba?”
“zhei......zheizenmekeneng?”
“bukenengde,zheigesibiantaiyidinghaiyouqitagengxieedexinsi,ta......tanandaoxiang......”
yixiaziwangluojiezoudoufengle。
suoyourendoubeizheijitiaofengkuangdecaixiangjihedaole。
genglingrenmeixiangdaodeshi,hanjingguanzaikandaoxianchangzhibodepingmushi,yerenbuzhudiandiantou:“bushimeiyoukeneng!”
zheiyixia,suoyourendexinyixiazitidaolesangziyaner。
weidulinhaibin,zaitingdaozijishuochudeneijuhuazhihou,tazhanghuyikouqi。
yiqie......zhongjiushimanbuzhule。
画面继续。
liangxiaoranzaitingdaozheifanhuahou,mingxianyedaizhule。
“a?lao......laoban......nishenmeyisi?”
linhaibinxiaolexiao,dao:“xiaoran,niqueshibuyonghaipa,yebuyongzhiyi。wozhendebuhuishanghaini......e......yangelaishuo,qishiwohaishihuishanghaini,danbuhuishangnidexin,yebuhuishangnidezizun,dingduorangnishouyixiepirouzhikubale。”
梁小冉呆住了。
pirouzhiku?zheishishenmeyisi?
linhaibindao:“zhunquelaishuo,wojinideshiwankuaiqian,yiranshiyigejiaoyi。wojiniqianrangnijimuqinzhibing,erwoxuyaodedaoyigerenshe。”
“renshe?shenmerenshe?”liangxiaoranrenbuzhuwendao。
linhaibinluchuwenhedexiaorong:“chuyumouzhongyuanyin,suiranwoshigehaoren,keshiwoyaorangqitasuoyourendourenweiwoshigehuairen,suoyiwoyaodedaoyigeyouqiangliebiantaibaoliqingxiangdeemorenge,jianeryanzhi,rangqitarendourenweiwoshiyigeeguanmanyingdedahuaidanjiuxingle。”
“shenme?”liangxiaorandengdaleyanjing,jianzhiyouxiebukesiyi。“zhei......zheishiweishenme?”
linhaibindao:“nibuxuyaolijie,erqiezhidaodeyueshaoyuehao,zongzhinizhaowodezuojiuhaole。”
“zhiyunimuqindebing,wokeyizhijiechuqianbangnizhihao,tongshijinizugougongnidudaoboshideqian,xiwangjinhouninenghaohaodushu,zhangdahoukeyibaoxiaozuguo。”
chaneijian,wangshang,fatingyinzheiyixihuaxianqileyichangxuanran**。