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qinzijiandingshangdejieguo，xiezhexingxingbingbushishenchengyandehaizi。
我只觉得好笑。
shenweihaizidemuqin，woyoumeiyouheqitananrenlaiwangzijixinlizuiqingchu，jinpingyizhangbuzhidaocongnanonglaidejianding，jiupandingxingxingbushitadehaizi，haizhenshiwanggulezheimeduoniandeqingyi。
“woyaoshishuo，woburenni？”
cenjiaojiaoqingxiaozhe：“burendehua，zhinengjiaoninverlaile。”
shenchengyanmeiyouchukouzulan，zhishimorandi，xiangkanyigemoshengrenyiyangkanwo，moxulecenjiaojiaodehua。
jianwomeiyoufanying，pangbiandeyigenanrenbunaifandichuailewoyijiao，womenhengyisheng。
“shenchengyan，nidangzhenrenwei，xingxingbushinidehaizima？”
shenchengyanqingpiaopiaodesigezixiangqi：
“铁证如山。”
xiangdaoxingxing，wozhidao，jintianzheigeqian，wobudaodehua，shibiexiangzoule。
wocongdishangpaqilai，zoudaoshenchengyangenqianshenshenjuxiayigong，kouzhongdehuayurutongxueleiyibanjichulai：
“shenzong，duibuqi，wobugaibeipanni。”
cenjiaojiaozhouqimeitou，chuanzhegaogenxiedejiaojiantixiangwodexigai，woyigemeizhanwen，guidaozaidishang。
“重新说。”
zhouweirendemanmashengxiangqi：“chuguinvbuhuizhenrenweijugongdaogeqian，shenxianshengjiugaiyuanliangtaleba？guidiqiuraohaichabuduo！”
“zheicaibugouni，yaowokan，guixialaikejigexiangtoucaiheshi！”
cenjiaojiaoxixiaoyankai，sihujuedetamendezhuyichudehao：“tingdaolemei，jiangli，ganjinjiwomenshenzongketou！”
woyaojinyaguan，toubuhenhenzhuangzaidishang。
砰、砰、砰——
buzhidaokeleduojiu，kedaowotoubufama，liandishangdoubeiwokechuxueji，kedaowomeiyouliqizaikexiaqushi，wotaiqitou，lenglengdikanxiangshenchengyan：
“shenxiansheng，zheixiakeyilema？”
wodezizunxinbeihenhenjianta，weiqu、fennuruchaoshuibanyanmeilewo，quehaiyaonulizhuangzuohemeishirenyiyang。
danshenchengyanzhishichuixiayanjing：“huangebiaoqing，wobuxihuan。”
wocongdishangpaqilaizhuantoujiuyaozou，quebeicenjiaojiaochongshanglailanzhu，yonglizhuaizhuwodegebo：“woshuorangnizoulema？”
woyibajiangqishuaikai，kanzheta，huaqueyebuzhishiduitashuode：“xiaosanpeigou，tianzhangdijiu。”
shenchengyanbeiwodehuacitong：“jiangli，mingmingshiniduibuqiwo！”
woyijiuwangqianzou，touyemeihui。