第一章
qingzhuxinyaoyanzhichenggongdeneitian，wojiaporenwang。
nveryijiaquxuandangaodelushangbeibiaochedehuangmaozhuangsi，shenshouyichu。
laogongqutaoyaoshuofabeiduifangbangzaipaiqiguanshangtangshu。
jiulianqinjiayeshuangshuangbeitadiaodaoguazhechengfengganrenrougan。
woguibianlegechunengweilaobaixingzuozhudedamen，qiqiugongzhengpanjue，quewurenlihui。
wanbanwunaiwokaitongzhibo，xunqiushehuiguanzhu。
woyazhesangzisushuotamendezuixing。
jielianbuduanbaoshandeyanhualiwushualeping。
wokandaoyitiaopinglun：nengyongtamendexuejilaozidemaikailunchelun，shitamenjibeizixiulaidefuqi，jiudefangyanhuazhuxing！
1.
“ma，zheimeduoniannimeirimeiyedepaozaiyanjiushili，gongfubufuyouxinren，gongxinixinyaoyanzhichenggong！”
“womennadaodangaole，mashangjiuhuiqu，jintianguinvwoqinzixiachu，jiniqingzhu，wodeshouyikejingjinlebushaoni！”
“外婆棒棒！”
tingzheyuyinzhongnvxuhuhaiyangdezhuhe、nveryangqiandediaopi，haiyouwaisunnvyayayingyu，woxingfudexiaole。
weilexinyaodeyanfa，woyijingbannianmeiyouhuijiale。
rujinyanzhichenggong，youqiafengwaisunnvshengri，shuangxilinmen。
zhishi，congtamenfaxiaoxidaoxianzaiyijingyigexiaoshile，haibujianrenying。
wofangxinbuxiawaichuqujietamen。
lukouweilehaoduoren，woyewuxincourenao。
“taixuexingle，zhuangdezhiliposuia，wodoukanbule，chadiantule！”
“zhenshiyoubing，lukouhaiganbiaoche，zheishinarenmingdangerxia！”
tingzhelurentanlun，qianqiandedianhuayoudabutong，woxinlihuangdebuxing。
“haoxiangshimunvliangrenbeizhuangle......budui，haiyouyigenanren，tianna！beizhuangchuquwushimiyuan，zheishiyijiasankou！”
tingdaozheijuhua，shunjianwotoupifama，yiguhanliangshentouquanshen。
wozhandouzhebakairenqun，kandaodechangmianrangwoyanqianyihei。
chuanqunzidenvrenpazaidishang，yishanlingluan，toufahezhexuehuzailianshangbianbiebuchumianmu。
zhishishouwanshangdaizhedetuzihongshenggaosuwo，zheishiwodenverqianqian。
buyuanchuyigeyinghaiguazaizhaoshichededangfengbolishang。
“gutouhaitingying，silehuogai，yaobushitamendangzhe，shouhouzenmekenengchaoguowo！”“haiwoshulewushiwan，zheixieqianderangzheijigesiguidejialirenjiwotuchulai。”
huangmaoxiaoxixidijuzheshoujijixuxiangshipinduimianderenxuanyao：
“zhenbieshuo，zaishiqubiaochekebiyewai**duole。”
“buyongcaichache，neixiemalouyigegedouheniaole，duoguoqudesuantamenzouyun，duobuguoqudejiuyongtamendexuezirunlaozidechetai。nikan......”
shunzhetashoujikanguoqu，yitiaoxueluyanzhangdaowushimikaiwai，nvxudebangeshenziyijingbeinianmodiao，yuanbenshuaiqidepirouluchubaigu。
huangmaodechangkuang、lurendejianjiaocipowodeermo。
woxiongkouyudu，xiayimiao，koutuxianxue，chediyunsiguoqu。
dengwozaizhengkaiyan，yiyuanpeichuangdebushilaoyang，ershiqinjialiangkouzi。
tamenyanjingzhongdehetaoda。
kanwoxinglai，haiyangmamadeyanleijuedile。
“qinjiaa，nishuowomenshangbeizizaoleshenmenie，yaobaoyingdaowomendehaizishenshang！”
“haizimenzoule，womenzenmehuoya！......”
dezhinvxuhewaisunnvdangchangsiwang，nverchenglezhiwuren，woxindousuile。
“haorenbuzhangming，huairenhuoqiannian，neigeshaqiandaodezaigonganjuchileyidunxiaoyejiubeijingchajuzhangqinzisonghuijia！tianlihezaia！”
cishimenwaiyihuangerguoshuxidehuangmaojiaoxiaozhe：“zhentamahuiqi，jingranbeineigezaolaotouziansuan，zheimeqingsongdesisuanshibianyitale。”
woyibachediaozhentou，shixinfengyibanpudaotashenshangsida。
“sharenxiongshou，haiwohaizideming！laoyang，nadao，woyaoweihaizimenbaochou！”
kexihaiweijintashen，jiubeitayijiaotichubazhangyuan：“laobuside，zhuanghuaiwodebaobeipaochezheibizhanghaimeigennimensuanqingni，bietmfanwo！”
wobukezhixin，renmingnandaohaiburuyiliangche！
“jingchadoushuolelaoziwuzui，shiduanmingguixiande**zhanzailubian，jiusuanbushiwo，yehuisizaibierenshouli，wohaiyaozhaonimenyaojingshensunshifei！”
黄毛倒打一耙。
shuozhe，turanzhuanlian，yifukanhaoxidebiaoqing。
“nicaicainizuilihandeneilaotouzizainani？”
tazaiwojingkongdebiaoqinglixiangshoudaolejizhibiantaidemanzu。
2.
dengwozhaodaolaoyangshi，takankanbeirengzaicesuochoushuigouli，manshenliaopao，meileqixi。
zhouweirenshengdingfei，jieshitanxi。
wozheicaizhidaohuangmaoshishangshiqiyeyuanyangjituandexiaoerziwudi。
shifazhihoutadieyitongdianhuajiubaipinglesuoyoushi。
**，caocaojiangshigudingweijiaotongyiwai，wudiwuzuishifang。
laoyangguizaijingchajumenkouhanyuan，quebeizhuanghanmengtoubaozou。
haizihanyuancansi，qiziyunsiyiyuan，zijishouru。
**，gongdaoqiubulai，laoyangbeifenjiaojia，xiangzheyusiwangpo，touxiwudi。
zhishilaoshibajiaodexiaolaobaixingzenmedideguohuahuachangzideshehuihunzi。
laoyangbeitamenbangzaipaiqiguanshang，menghongyoumen。
“zaizhei，laozijiushilong，jiushitian，shixiangjiuguixiaqiuwo，xiaoyewokaienjizheiyijiaziliugehuokou，zaibufujiutuanmielaidetongkuai！”
“zheigeshehuiyouqianjiushiye，yiqunmalouhaixiangzheyaogongping，xiabeiziba！”
yijiaoyoumencaidaodi，cheweishunjiantengqihuoqiu......
wofumozhelaoyangdebuchengxingdelian，caoyayaosuile，zuilimanshixuexingwei。
duanduanjitian，sitiaorenming，womenyuanbenxingfudeyijiabeihuidiao，congcitianrenyongge。
ershizuoyongzhemeishirenyiyangjixutadezhizuijinmi。
wozenmenengyandexiazheikouqi。
woyijiayijiadequqiaomen，quqiu。
huangmaobiaocheyangjidebuzhishinveryijia，woyaolianheqitashouhaizheyiqiqu**。
zhishi，tamentingdaowodelaiyizhihou“dang”deyishengjiubamenguanshang，binglengdijujue。
jinyouyigelaopopokenkaimenjianwo。
“dameizi，woquannihaishisuanleba，wujiadeshilidaguotian，nifantengbuchulailanghuade，haiburuxiaguidaoqianbaozhengbuhunaole，peichangjinnengbaonixiabanbeiziyishiwuyou。”
“zaizheiyangnaoxiaqu，renmeile，qianyemeile。”
woyaoyaotou，qinrenmeile，woyaoqianyouheyong！
“woshuo......bieniyikelaoshushihuailezhengguozhou，yaoshiyinweini，womendepeichangyemeile，younihaokande。”
lingyihumendakaiyitiaofeng，luchunvrendenaodai，tadengzheyanweixiewo。
“duidui，wujiayijingyunnuoyaojiwoerzianpaihaotimiandegongzuole，nikebiejiaohuangle。”
“wojiushicapoyidianpi，danshiwujiashuojiwoshiwubeipeichang，shiwubeiya，zhenghaowokeyiqulvyou，tayaoshibujiwo，nijidelema？”
chuodaolepeichangkuandetongdian，tamenbuzaishierbujian，qizuibashejiaorangzhebuxuwozaizhuijiuxiaqu。
buzhishisheideshoumengdidaliyitui。
wocongloutijianjiligulugunxiaqu！
血迷糊了我的双眼。
taitoushangwang，tamenhuangruzhengyitianshenshenpanpini，wozuidaeji！
yourenxiaoshengdunang：“zaozhidaozaidadianliqirangtayechengzhiwuren，kaibulekoujiuwanmeile！”
woqideyaoyaqiechi，yanlijieshishiwang。
qiankezhenshigehaodongxiya！keyimailiangxin，keyishuzuiguo！
haikeyirangshouhaizhexiaguirencuo！
我偏不随他们的愿！
womeicuo，cuodeshitamen，cuodeshiwudi！
jiusuanwosi，woyeyaorangtamenfuchudaijia，weinveryijiataohuigongdao！
jicudedianhua**daduanlejiangchideduizhi，shihugongdalaidedianhua。
“ayi，buhaole，qianqianhaoxiangbeirenqinfanle，erqiehubahumayelianxibushangle！”
3.
qianqianbeiqinfan？wodangtouyibang！
liejuzhepaohuiyiyuan，xiankaibeizi，qianqiandeshangyisichangdakai，xiongkoumanshikenzuohongyin，**beituidaojiaodi。
是哪个畜生干的？！
“banyewoshuidemihu，haiyiweishinizaihuliqianqian，zhishineichuanqishengtingzhejiubuduijing，dengwoqishen，neigerenyixiajiucuanchuqule，zhipiejianyitouhuangmao！”
hugongzuilidemeigezixiangzidanchuanguowodexinzang。
wobiezhelei，zhandouzheshoucajingqianqiantuijiandebanbo。
“wudi，zheigechushengburudedongxi。”
congxiaodaodabeiwopengzaishouxinlidegongzhujingranbeizheiyangxiuruzaota。
tazaibunengfankangderenshenshangzhaoshenmezhengfugan！！
woxintiaodekuangzaoyaocongzuilichongchuyiban，qianzangzaishentishenchuyiyangzaodong，shentongshanguoyise，zuilifachudichendesizaosheng。
zidawojueyizouchushenshanyulaoyangsishouhou，wojiuqianxinyanzhiyaoji，mudejiushiquebaoshentidewendingxingbunengxianxianbashedetexing。
jishinianbucengxianxing，ouranyezhishidiandianlinpian。
qianqiandongshiyilaiyizhiyiweizijidelepifubing，kunaoyichang，shiwojiangtadevcpianhuanchengleyizhiji，caimeiyouluxian。
zheicixinyaoyanzhichulai，zhixuchiyici，tajiuyuzhengchangrenwuyi！
keshi......，zaimeiyoujihuile！
wobanshengdeyanjiubiandehaowuyiyi。
bianyidezaodongzaishentilizhengzha，wojilirennai。
“dingdong”yigemoshenghaomafalaimohudetupianraoluanlewodesixu。
照片看不清。
zhishiyinandedise，fanbaidetiankongzhongliangtiaoheiying，buanxilai，yinyuejuedeyinggaiyuqinjiayouguan。
woanzhexinxizhishilaidaoleyichulajifenshaochang。
honglongdezuoyeshengzhendeerduoteng。
“jiarenmen，zheicidetanxiandidianshibaozanglajifenshaochang”
buyuanchujingranyouyigezhubozaizhibo，tayekandaowolechongwozhaoshou，womeilita。
huanshisizhouyezhaobudaoqinjiaerrendezongji。
“啊！”尖叫声起。
woshunzhezhubodeshixianxiangshangkan，jingrankandaoqinjialiangrenbeidaodiaozaikongzhong。
xueyecongtianerjiangzadaowodelianshang。
“lai，jingtoukanxiangwo！”
shiwudi，tacongkongzhishitanchubanbianshenzi，qishixiongxiong，manlianchaoxiao。
“nigelaotaipohaiwangxianglianheqitaren**gaowo！buzhitiangaodihoudedongxi！”“huosirendeziweilaozichangzheyebucuo，hennene~，zheilianggelaodongxiyebushengxin，zaosizaojietuo，liuzhenijitamenshoushi，shilaozikaienle！”
“zheiliangchuxigoubugoukan，a？bugoudehua，wozaibadixiadeneilianggewachulaiwan，zheijiushijinidetixing，duifuni，buliuxuedefangfaduodeshi！”
taxiangtiaoelongzhengningpaoxiao，suiyidongyidongzhuazijiunengniansiwo。
“ayi，biepa，woquanchengluzhileshipin，zou，wogenniyiqiqugaota！”zhuboqifendilazhewodaolejingju。
jingchakanleshipinyifuleran，fuyanwo：“zheishipinyiyanjia，xianzaideaijishuhenlihaide，wobunengjinpingyiduanshipinjiuzhuarena，ruguoshijiade，jingchadeweiyanjiubeinimenzheixierenbaihuaile！”
“neiniquchaya！hubahumalianggerendeshitihaizaidiaojishangguazheni！”
wozhijiehuiqiang，burenxinerrenfengchuibaoshai，lashangjingchajiuzou。
keshizaihuidaoxianchang，genbenjiuzhaobudaotamendezongji。
jiukandaowudipaizheshoucongkongzhishitiaoxialai。
jingchayilianchanmei：“wugongzi，zenmehaiqinziganhuoleya！”
“womenwujiajiadayeda，wozuoweijichengrenkebushiyiweidexiaosaya，deshenrujiceng，dahaodiji，cainengbawozheyiwancaifu。jiuxiangzheilajichang，wodeqinzidongshoujianglajijiaosui，jiya、fenshaolecaifangxin。”
tadeyidechongzhewotiaomeitiaoxin：“qiongrengenbenbudongwodekulei！”
jingchagenzaita**houbianayufengcheng，wanquanwanglelaizheidemude。
wosisididingzhefenshaochi，zaoyileiliumanmian。
libianbanjiegebosuizhelajiliuxuanzhuan、xiaoshi，zhaoshileqinjiaerrendebuxing。
genlaidezhubotiwobaobuping。
“ayi，zou，wodainiquzhaoqianwandafendezhubo，liyongwangluodeliliangshenzhangzhengyi！”
4.
wogenzhezhubolaidaolefulitanghuangdebangonglou，ruyuanjiandaoleyouqianwandafende“ruixiangjiejie”
tatingwanwodehua，kanleshipin，qifendeyijiaochuaidaoyizi。
“zhenshiwufawutianle，youqianjiunengzhishouzhetianma？”
“nifangxin，xianshilizhaobudaodegongpinggongzheng，wojinizaiwangluoshangzhao，wangluohuidiaoyigeren、yigeqiyejianzhishiyirufanzhang！
shuoganjiugan，tajiaqishoujizhibo，dairenshubiaodao10wan+deshihouwochuxianzaijingtoule。
wojuzhezhengjujiangwudidezuixingyiyijielu，henkuaitiwobaobupingdepinglunshuamanlepingmu。
“yijiasankouwugusishang，zheishimiemendecanana！”
“qirentaishenle，lianshuangfangdefumudoubufangguo，haihaoayihaizai，nengweisiqudeneixierenshenyuan。”
turan，yishuyanhuazaipingmulizhakai，huanglewodeyan。
jinjiezhejielianbuduandeyanhualiwu。
“nigeshazi，haha，xiaochou，xiaosixiaoyewole！”
“yongtamenxuejilaozidecheshitamenjibeizixiulaidefuqi！”
shuxidechaofeng，wudijingranjinlaizhibojianle。
taxiaozhangdiliuyan，shuaping，kandewoyaoyaqiechi，henbudejiangtacongpingmuzhongjiuchulaiqiasi！
“huashuohuilaile，jiuyidingshikaichedecuo？guomaludejiumeizuima？”
yitiaowailidepinglunchulaizhihou，jieerliansandedoushidiandaoheibai。
“wocaishizheigelaotaipoxiangegengduodeqian，caizaizheihushuobadaowumiewushijituande”
“dui，zheiniantouderangzidanfeiyihui，bietizaozhanduizaifanzhuandazijidelian！”
woshiyiruixiangjiejiebakongyixiajumian，tashierbujian，shuangshoubaoxiongkanrenao。
xiayimiao，zhibojiandedamenbeituikai。
“woyaogaota，woyaorangtazuolao，rangtapochan，rangtasi”wudiniezhesangziyinyangguaiqidichaofeng。
“buxingle，zheichangxitaihuaji，woyanbuxiaqule！”tadalidipaizheyibei，xiaodeyanleidoubiaochulaile。
haobuyanshidejifeng：“nigeshazi，haizhenguolaile！gaitinghuadeshihoubutinghua！”
我呆傻住。
“woshuoguo，woyouhenduobujianxuedefangfarangnisi，shesiyeshiyizhonge，haha，”
zhuanshun，tayanshenhenli：“nimenzheixieqiongrenjiushixiande，yaoshenmegongdao，youzheishijianquduobanjikuaizhuan，duozhengjikuaiqianbuhaoma，sideshihouyenengtimiandian！”
“wozaoshuole，wojiushizheigedifangdetian，zheizuochengshidelong，xiangrewo，nihaiyoushenmehuazhaojinguanshichulai，peiniwanwanyeshibucuodexiaoqian！”
erhouchongzheruixiangjiejieyiliandaqu：“dajie，haishinizheigebanfamiao！didiwozhenxinpeifu！younizaiwomenjiusuoxiangwudi。”
我心头一紧。
gangganghaitiwobaobuping，shenzhangzhengyideruixiangkanwodeyanshenzaoyichongmanlebiyixianqi。
“dicengdelaji，buzhihaodai！”
“zhenyiweiwoshizaibangtaa？”
“zaizheili，youqiancaishitian！”
哼，我苦笑一声。
我知道，我输了。
输的彻底。
liliwaiwaidoushitaderen，tamenyiqiteyiweiwoxielezheichubuhuibochudexi，jiangwoshuadetuantuanzhuan。
woyibenzhengjingdekongsu，fanershixiaochouhuaji。
wodizhetou，hunshensanfazhecandan。
taxipixiaoliandichaonong：“koukoushengshengdeshuogongping，neiwoyeyaogongpinggongzheng！”
“nimenbawodechezhuanghuaile，haiwoshudiaolebisai，zheixiesunshiwogenniyaowubaiwanhengongpingba！”
takanwodeyanshenxiangshikanlouyi。
tahuilewonveryijiasankou，shahaiwolaogong，lianqinjiadoubeitadiaochenglerengan，xianzaitajuranfanguolaigenwoyaogongzheng，rangwopeitaqian！？
真是讽刺！
woyijiaotikaiaishideyizi，zhuanshenlikai。
woduizheigeshijiechedishiwangle。
jiranfalv、yulunbangbudaowo，neiwojiuyongzijidefangshiweijiarentaohuigongdao。
zouchudaloudeshunjian，wonaqishouji，botongleshijinianweilianxiguodehaoma。
“jinagong，shishihouqingnimenzouchushenshanlaiwodeshijiekankanle，qingbayinmang，yumangliangzhushiquandouqingguolai！”