第1章

youeryuanlaoshixiangdangwosansuihaizidema。

tabujinrangwodehaizijiaotamama,haijiangshipinfazaiwangshangdachufengtou。

dengwokanjianshi,tayijingbaohongwangluo,benyiweizheishitaweilehongshidexiaobaxi,chengqingdaoqianjiuhaole。

getianwozaiwolaogongshoulikandaotaliangdeqinmizhaopian。

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zhaopianli,songxuqinnidilouzhezhangxiaoyue,zhangxiaoyuemianluxiuqie,guaiqiaokaozaisongxuhuaili。

ruguobaxiaotudouzaipaijinqu,jiushihuotuotuodexingfuyijiasankou。

wobashoujijudaosongxumianqian,nuqichongchongdiwenta:“jieshiyixia,zheishishenme?”

宋许在玩游戏。

huamianzhongdehanbinggangbeiduimiandayezhuasi,taxiangshimeitingdaowoshuohua,bashubiaoshijingyishuai:“made,**。”

woyishimeifenqingtazaimashei。

jiantabuli,woyouzhongfuleyibiangangcaidehua。

tazheicaitaiqitou,manbujingxindikanleyiyan:“e,zheige。”

tamantuntundishuo:“youeryuanweilexuanchuan,deyaodiansucai。mashangjiuyaochunjizhaoshengle,tamenxiangjiezhuzheiboredu,xuyaoduopaidiansucai。”

wojideshanghuo:“tamenyaozhaoshengguanwomenshenmeshi?jiewodehaiziqupaishipinbugou,lianlaogongyexiangyiqijiezou?”

“zheijianshidoumeigenwodaguozhaohu!”

songxuchixiao,xienilewoyiyan:“gennidazhaohuyoushenmeyong,youbuxuyaoniqupaishipin。”

“zaishuo,wobabudezheijianshinenghuo,nizhibuzhidaozheinengjiwomengongzuoshidailaiduodadeliuliangheredu?zaizheigeliuliangweiwangdeshidai,zhuazhuzhuanshunjishidejihuiduomezhongyao。”

tadoulandezhengyankanwoyiyan,zhishibunaifandichongwohuihuishou:“suanlesuanle,zheixiegongzuodeshiwogennishuoyoushenmeyong,nishenmedoubudong,ganjinzoukai。”

wojile,shenshouqulacheta:“nibiedayouxile,shenmejiaowobudong?nigenwoshuoqingchu!”

“xiaotudoushiwodehaizi,taquezaijiaobierenmama!nishiwolaogong,shiwohaizidebaba,nihuailiquelouzhebiedenvren!”

songxuyonglibawotuikai,womeitifang,liangqiangliangbushuaidaozaidishang。

youxilichuanlaijiqilengbingbingde“defeat”,songxutikaibandengzhanqilai,jugaolinxiadikanzhewo:

“buguoshiweileliuliangzaiyanxi,nizheshenmejini?”

neicichaojiahou,songxukaishipinfandizhudongyaoqiuqujiesonghaizi。

wozaiwangluoshangshibushihuishuadaotamendexinshipin。

youshi,songxiaoxingqueyuedihanzhebaba,zhangxiaoyuewenroudibatajiaodaosongxushouli。

youshi,zhangxiaoyuezaijiaosongxiaoxingnianshu,songxuanjingdizuozaipangbian,yanlidoushitaliang。

suoyourendouzaikua,duomebanpeixingfudeyijiaren。

keneimingmingshiwodehaizihezhangfu。

kaozhezheixiesuiyuejinghao,zhangxiaoyuexiaohuoleyiba。

zaitazuixindeshipinxia,yitiaopinglunreduhuosushangsheng。

“zheimeduonianmeijian,niliangjingranzhendezaiyiqila,yulongchuzhong2010jiyibantongxuegekongsonglaizhufu!”

评论区炸开。

“zhuazhuyizhiyeshengtongjietongxue!tongxiaotongji,tingshuoguozheiliangweideaiqinggushi,gelezheimeduonianhainengchiyidabagouliang,zhenshiniubi!”

“tongbantongxuebushuoxianmu,dangnianjiujuedeliangweijintongyunv,buguobeibanzhurenzulan,meixiangdaojianchidaolexianzai。”

“loushangbuyaohushuo,bushibanzhurenzulan。benrenyouxingzhidaodianneimu,nanfangkanbushangnvfangjiating,nvfangbeipofenshou,danyizhimomoxiangsui,shigeduonian,nvfangzhongyushoudeyunkaijianyueming,liangrenjiehunshengzi,guoshangxingfushenghuo。bianbuxiaqule,buzhuangle,bushuoxianmu。”

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zhenzhenjiajiadeyipiantaolunshengzhong,woshenzhikandaolesongxugongzuoshilineijigeshuxideid。

“gongxisongzongzhongyubaodemeirenguia!”

pizhesongxugongzuoshi“doushihenhuo”deguanpizhanghaofasheng,pixiabuzhidaoshishei。

“haoalaosong,nigensaozijingranhaiyouzheimeyiduanwangshimanzhewomen。jinwanwomenkedouyaolairuayiruawodetudouyaonv,shunbiantingtingnihesaozideaiqinggushi。jiderangsaozizhunbeihaojiuhaocaia!”idwei“yushengmeiyouguang”derenyezaipinglunquqihong。

xiabianzuozhehuifu:“hao。”

yuanlaijiangzhenzhenshisongxunianshaoshiaierbudedebaiyueguang。

那我又算什么呢?