“jiuxinzheiyatoudanzixianglaida，zhengrigenzhexuanlangxuanyumandajiepao，nalihuibeibenwangzheigezaolaotouzijihehule。”pingchuanwangyilianyuanqidekanzhepingchuanwangfei，queyejiangnanjiuxinfanglexialai。
“shishishi，yifushuodeshi。”nanjiuxinxiaozhedaqudao，budebushuo，tazheigeyifumingzitingdetingshushengqi，buguoxingziqueshibineihouzihaiyaomaomaozaozao，yezhiyoupingchuanwangfeicaizhenyadezhuta。
“haishibenwangdejiuxingengdongbenwang，hahaha！”pingchuanwangroulerounanjiuxindenaodaishuodao，suijiyilianrouqingdekanzhepingchuanwangfei，dao:“jinrijiuxinhuilaile，mingrixuanlangxuanyuyeyaohuilaile，zheixiaziwomenyidajiakesuantuanjule。”
yiri，nanjiuxinzaozaodejiuqilechuangkaishichenlian，yizhaoyishidoukuairufeng，lirujian！youtiaoyouwen，haibuhuangluan。
nanjiuxinganggangshouwei，turanyizhenjingfengxilai，nanjiuxinmengdezhuanshen，yiyiquanduishangleduifangdeyizhang，quebeiduifangdezhangfengzhendebubuhoutui，erduifangsihuyehoutuilejibu。
nanjiuxinmengdetaitou，daikanqingchulairenhou，nanjiuxinyanlideshaqiyishanerguo，manmanbiandejingxiqilai，“xuanlang，nihuilaile？”
budebushuo，liuxuanlangwanmeidejichenglepingchuanwanghewangfeideyoudian，yixijiweiposudeqingyibianjiangliuxuanlanggaotiaodeshencaizhanshidelinlijinzhi，yishuangbenshinvzideliumeizailiuxuanlangjianyingdelianpangshanghaowuweihegan，xilirujiandeyanjingxiangjilepingchuanwang，gaotingdebiyipangyouzhelianggexiaojiuwo，xiaoqilaidaoxianggepianpiangongzi。
liuxuanlangtoufasuiyidepanqi，liuxiashaoxufasirupububanpizhejiantou，fangfoneibugouyanxiaodexianrenyiban，keyuanguanerbukexiewanyan。
liuxuanlanghudeyixiao，dao:“jiuxindegongfuzheimehao，yihouweifuhaizenmeqifuni？”
“xuanlang，buzhunzichengweifu！”nanjiuxinxiangshibeicaizhuleweibadehouziyiyang，lijibaotiaoqilai。
“aiyaya，nichizaodoushiwodefuren，biewanglenidangchukeshinazheyupeilaiwopingchuanwangfude，neiyupeiwozhijinhailiuzheni。”liuxuanlangshuozhe，bianjianghuailideyupeinalechulai，manmanzouxiangnanjiuxin，fangzainanjiuxinshouzhangzhengzhongqishidao:“haohaobaoguan，rihouweifuhaiyaoqunini。”
“娶你妹，滚！”
“aiyaya，womeikequbude，buranfuwangdedasiwoa～”liuxuanlangxiaosirenbuchangmingdexiaodao，haiweidengnanjiuxinfanu，biandaxiaozheliqule。
nanjiuxinkanzheshoulideyupei，yimokuxiaoyishangzuijiao，ruo“”bushizheiyupei，nanjiuxinkongpahaizhendeshimingyixiuyi。
pingchuanwangfuhenshijuda，fudijianzhufendong、zhong、xisanlu，dongluzhidazhengfang，yejiushipingchuanwangyuwangfeideqindian“juzhengdian”，zhongluzhitonghuayuanyuliuxuanlangdengrendezhuchu，erxilujiushicefeiliuyuwenshiheergongzisanxiaojiedezhuchule。
yinweiliuxuanlangheliuxuanyudeguilai，zaijiashangzuorinanjiuxinyehuilaile，suoyijinripingchuanwangjiudabaijiayan，henshirenao。
nanjiuxintazhebuzizouxiangdating，pingchuanwangfudeyiqiehaishimeiyoushenmebianhua，chuleyouxieyahuanhuanleyiwai，qitadedoushirujiu，zhishitingshuoergongziliuxuanhanghesanxiaojieliuxuanjuejianzhegebijiedeshangshujiaerziyougexiaosi，zhengzhechaozheyaogexiaosi，zheibu，yingmianbiankanzheliuxuanhangheliuxuanjueshuangshuangzhigaoqiangdezouleguolai，shenhougenzhelianggejunqiaodexiaosihebinv。
nanjiuxinsulaihezheiliuyuwenshidezinvbuhe，zheixiayebuxiangzhaomian，bianraotouzoulelingwaiyigexiaolu。
“zhanzhu！”liuxuanhangyanjingjianlidebiankanjianlenanjiuxin，chongzhenanjiuxindashenghandao，nanjiuxinzhidanggoujiao，ruowuqishidejixuxingzou，shenhoudeliuxuanhangzizunxinshoudaoledaji，liansetieqingdedabuzouxiangnanjiuxin，zhengyaoyibazhuazhunanjiuxindejianbang，sheizhidaonanjiuxinwanyaoyigezhuanshen，xianxideshouzhangyigeyongli，wozhuleliuxuanhangdegebo，yigefanzhuan，jiangliuxuanhangfankouzaishushang，yiqihecheng！
“fangsi！nigejirenlixiadenucai，jingranganzheibanduiwo，nixinbuxinwo……”liuxuanhangkanzhezijibeiqurudeyazaishushang，qibudayichulai，huahaiweishuowan，biantingjianleshenhouyidaoyansuqielvedaiyapodeshengyinchuanlai:“buranzenmeyang？ng？”
“……”liuxuanhangtingdaozheishuxideshengyin，turanyouxiedazhan，lianseshunjianbiandeshabai，huitoukanqu，guorankanjianleliuxuanlangneizhangtieqingdelian，jianzhihetalaodieyigemoyang！
“da……dage……”liuxuanhangjiejiebabadeshuodao，nanjiuxinyigesongshou，jiangliuxuanhangfangle，budengshenpangdeliuxuanlangkaikou，nanjiuxinyilianyinyidelengshengdao:“liuxuanhang，fangganjingnidegouzui，xiaciruoshizairangwotingdao，jiubuzhizheimejiandande！heng！”
“ni……”liuxuanhangtingdaozheihua，zhengyaokaikoudama，jiujuedezhoushenyizhenhanleng，yishidaoliuxuanlanghaizaizheili，zhihaobiezheqi，yilianyuanqidekanzhenanjiuxinlikai。
“erdi，zuibafangganjingdian，zheikeshiniweilaidesaozi，en？”liuxuanlangyishuanglengliedemouzishexiangliuxuanhang，yudiaoweixiedao，hedeliuxuanhangdaqidoubuganchuanyige，lianliandaoshi。
erzheibiandeliuxuanjuezaoyijingbeihedeyouxieshihun，buyoudeqingxingzijimeiyouquzhaorenanjiuxin，burankezhengouqiangde。
liuxuanlangqingqingpailepailiuxuanhangdejianbang，daolesheng“zheicaishibengongzidehaodidi。”bianjingzhizoule，ershenhouliuxuanhangqueshiyaoyaqiechidekanzhelikaidelianggeren，yanjinglichongmanlejiduhefennu。
“kanshenmekan，meiyongdedongxi，haibukuaizou！”liuxuanhanghuitouduizheliuxuanjuenumadao，etoudeqingjinbaoqi，gengjiaxiandezhengningkebu，hedeshenbiandexiaosizhanzhanjingjingdegenzailiuxuanhangshenhou。
pingchuanwangfudejiayan，yibandoushizaidatangliyijiarenchichihehe，erzheici，xushiweileqingzhuliuxuanlangheliuxuanyuxuechengguilai，youqiahaonanjiuxinyehuilaile，suoyicaijiaolailexizi，dalegexipengzi。
nanjiuxinheliuxuanyuliuxuanlangzuozaiyouce，liuyuwenshidengrenzuozaizuoce，erpingchuanwanghewangfeizuozaishangwei，xushichilenanjiuxindelingdanmiaoyao，pingchuanwangfeideqisehaoleyidaban。
pingchuanwangzirangaoxing，youshangcilenanjiuxinbushaohaodongxi，redeliuxuanyuyizhenjidu，nanjiuxinbianshunshuituizhoujileliuxuanyu，daoyeredezheiyatougaoxingleyiwanshang。
nanjiuxinchizhewanliderouwanzi，xiangzheyixiexinshi，shenpangdeliuxuanyuyonggebozhouchuolechuonanjiuxin，xiaozheshuodao:“jiuxinnikan，neiliuxuanhangdeliansehenchoua，shibushiyoubeiniqifule？”