“wodehaojiejie,meixiangdaowomenjiemeihainengxiangjian,buzhidaonihairendewome?”
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shuibingyanweiweiyizheng,kanzheyanqianhuranchuxiandeshenying。
“水如烟?”
tadelianseyouxiebuhaokan,tayouzenmehuiwangji!
dangnian,zhengshitazheigetongfuyimudemeimeizuodehaoshi,caizhishishuijiamiewangde!
“gegege,jiejiejuranhaijidemeimeiwo,zhenshinandeni。”
shuiruyanwuzhezui,qingxiaoleqilai。
“aiyou,jiejie,nizheishizenmele?”
shuiruyanzhizheshuibingyandebojing,dahuxiaojiaoleqilai。
yaoshiguangtingshengyin,jueduishiguanxinzhizhide,ruguohulvetaxixuedeyanshendehua。
“shuiruyan,nidaodixiangganshenme,jiworangkai!”
shuibingyanxinzhongnianzheniangqindeanwei,meiyouxinsigenshuiruyanzaizheililangfeishijian。
“meimeizheishiguanxinjiejiea。”shuiruyandanxiaozhe。
buguohenkuai,tajiubianlelianse,chongshuibingyanshenhoudexiaoqingnuchi:“dadanjianbi!jianlebenfei,weihebugui?”
xiaoqingshenziyizhan,limajiuguilexialai。
“nubigaisi,nubijianguoyanfeiniangniang。”
“jianbijiushijianbi!buzhilishujiusuanle,lianrendouzhaogubuhao,liuzhenihaiyouheyong?lairena,tuochuquzhangbi!”
shuiruyanchongsuishentaijianshileyigeyanse。
kongwuyoulidewutaijianlimajiuchongxiaoqingzouleguoqu,jiangqijialeqilai。
“niangniangraoming,niangniangraominga!”xiaoqingzhandouzheshengyinaiqiu。
“住手!”
shuibingyanbaohannuqideshengyinxiangqi,tanushizheshuiruyan:“shuiruyan,nidaodixiangyaoganshenme!”
“jiejie,meimeizaiweinichuzhijianbia。”shuiruyanyihuodikanzheshuibingyan,sixiaofeixiao。
“xiaoqingshiwoderen,lunbudaonilaichuzhi!”shuibingyanzhishizheshuiruyan。
shuiruyanyanseyileng,huerxiaodao:“jiejie,zheilishihuanggong,bushishuifu,niyebushizhenbeiwangdezhangshangmingzhule,meimeiguiweiyanfei,moshuoshiyigejianbi,jiushijiejieni,yeyouquanchuzhini。”
tingtatiqishuifu,shuibingyanzhongyuxinzhongdenuhuobaofale。
tazhizheshuiruyandebizi,qidefadou。
“shuiruyan,nihaiyouliantishuifu,haiyouliantidiedie!”
“dangnianyaobushinizaoyaodiedieyiyumoufan,diediezenmehuisi?!”
“nisuibushidichu,dandiediehecengkuleni?woyouhecengdainibuhao?niweishenmeyaozheiyangzuo!”
“nideliangxinnandaobuhuitongdeme!”
huiyiqiwangshizhongzhong,neiyiridedahuo,shaomeileshengtayangtadejia,yeshaomeiletadexin,tadenianxiang。
shuiruyanmianseweichen,xuanjijiuxiaoleqilai。
tayuexiaoyuedasheng,yuexiaoyuefengkuang。
“哈哈哈哈!”
“shuibingyan,nishidinv,woshishunv!”
“niyichushengjiuhanzhejinyaochi,shidiediedezhangshangmingzhu,erwoni?wojiuzhinengdaizaineigepofangzili!”
“shi,diedietadaiwohao,keshi,tazhendeguanxinguowoma?woniangsideshihou,tazainali?tawufeijiushiweilezhangxianzijidefengdubale!”
“pingshenmenitianshengjiugaowoyideng!”
“pingshenmetajiangnixupeijihuangshang!woyexihuanhuangshanga!”
“tamingzhidaowodexinsi,queduiwoshuo,‘yaner,nishishuchu,peibushangsanwangye’!”
“hahahahaha!jiuyinweiwoshishuchu,shuchua!”
“wohen!wohenzheigejia,wohendiedie!wogenghenni!”