gaosandediyicimodikaoshi，wochaochangfahuikaolequanbandiyiming。
fangxuehouxuejingbawoduzaicesuoli，jiuzhewodetoufazhanghuo：「kaodiyimingzhenlebuqia！nishixuebama？」
tadexiaogenbanzaipangbianzhuwei：「yaobudaduantadeshouzhitouba，kantahaizenmexiezi。」
xuejingzhuantouhenhendedingzhexiaogenban：「fangpi！tashouzhitouhuaile，wozenmeban？」
wobaozhetoudunzaidishang，renyoutamenfaxie。
wozhiqianyebushimeiyouhaishouguo，houguojiushiwobeidadegenglihai，ranhouhuidaojiawomahaihuizaidawoyidun。
jiuyinweixuejingshijinguidexiaogongzhu，woshibeijiandesishengnv。
keshi，wobingmeiyouqiuzhetabawoshengxialai，pingshenmeyaozheimeduiwoni？
wotuozhetengtongdeshentihuidaojia，gangjinmenjiuaileyibazhang，womashoulinazheyibayangyangnaozaidengwo。
zheigeyangyangnaoshizhuzizuode，shizhuanmenyonglaichengfawodejiechi。
wotaitou，kandaoxuejingpengzheyiwanshuangpinai，zhanzaiwomashenhouxingzailehuodekanzhewo。
「wogennishuoguoduoshaocile？niyaobangzhunimeimei！nikaodiyiming，meimeikaolesanshierming，meimeixinliduonanguo！」womahuidongzhejiechi，zaiwobeishangdaleyixia。
woyuanbenjiushoushangdebei，like**latengleyipian。
其实，我都习惯了。
congxiaoxuekaishi，xuejingjiuyidingyaobiwoxuexihao，tajialiyouqian，fumudouhentengaita，tayaoquanfangweidenianyawo。
tashenmedouyaobiwoqiang，wohewomajirenlixia，kaozhexuejingcainenghunshangyikoufanchi，woderangzheta。
daolegaozhong，tadekeyegenbushangle，meicikaoshidoubiwocha，yushiwojiumeicidouyaoaida。
woyigesishengnv，pingshenmebijinzunyuguidegongzhuxuexihaoni？
这是我妈的原话。
woyecengshizhequhuanxingwomaderenxing，nitiwodayizhaoguxuejing，tamenjinigongzi，zheishiyinggaide，weishenmelianwoyeyaobeiweidequguitianxuejing？！
womayibazhangdawolianshang：「nimeiliangxin！yaobushinidayi，yaobushiyouxuejing，ninengyoujintiandehaorizi？nilianxuejingjiaodibandeyikuainidouburu，niyepeihexuejingbi？」
shujiali，wozainaichadiandagong，haijitongxuebuke，zhuanlesanqiankuaiqian，womanadaoqianzhuanshenmaileliangtiaoqunzi，yitiaojixuejing，yitiaojitaziji，munvzhuang。
womahaishuotayizhixiangyaoyigexuejingneiyangdenver，congming、dafang、huidangangqinhuihuahua、haizuitian。
keshitaconglaimeiyouxiangguoyaosongwoqushangkewaiban，jiulianmaixuexifudaoshu，tadouhuimamalieliehaojitiancaijiwoqian。
womadaleile，zuozaidengzishangchuanqi，genwoshuo：「qubachufanglidewanxile！biezaizheilichuzhe，kandewoxinfan。」
wobashubaofangxia，zoujinchufang，zaotaishanghengqishubadebaizhejifuwankuai，wozhidaowomabazhongwuyongguodewanyejiwoliuzheni。
zheishi，xuejingzoulejinlai，guyizhanshitagangchiwanshuangpinaidewan：「eryizuodeshuangpinaizhenhaochi！jiushiyourenbupeichi。」
shuowan，tabawanrengjinshuicao，jianlewoyilianshui。
wozhuanguotou，kanjianwomazhengwangzhexuejingxiaodeyilianciai，neiyishunjian，woganjuexuejingdelianhewomadelianzhongdiele，zheilianggerenjingranzhangdeyimoyiyang。
woquanshendeshangkoudouzaiteng，wozhihaonazhelinghuaqianquxiaoqudeyaofangmaiyao。
jinmenjiukanjianerbandebanzhanglujianing，wodixiatou，zhuanshenjiuzou。
「anyu!nizheishizenmele？」tahanzhuwo，kanlaiwolianshangdeshangzhendeshidaikouzhaoyezhegaibuzhu。
wozhihaozoudaojutai：「nizenmezaizheili？」
「zheishiwojiujiukaideyaofang，tajintianyoushi，rangwoguolaikanzhe。」lujianingshiwomenxuexiaodexiaocao，renzhangdehaokan，youshixiangquanneng，zheicimodikaoshi，taquanxiaodiyi，wodisan。
「nizenmele？xuyaoshenmeyao？wojinizhao。」tareqingdexunwen。
wodizhetou，buxiangrangtakandaoshangkou：「jiuyunnanbaiyaojiuxing。」
tameiyouzaixunwen，wanyaocongjutaixianachuyiheyunnanbaiyao，yihexiaoyanyao，yipingxiaodujiujing，haiyouyiguangaoyao。
zheixieyaobingpaitangzaibolijutaishang，wokanzheta，tazhilezhiwodelian：「xianyongjiujingcayixia，ranhouzaifuyao。jialiyoubingdaidehua，zuihaolengfuyixia。」
womeiganzaishuoshenme，dizhetouganjinfuqian，ranhoutaoyiyangdepaohuijia。
wobuxiangrangbierenzhidaowoguodezheimecan，youqibuxiangranglujianingzhidao。
yinweizaiwoxinlishitawoxiangchaoyuederen，zhiyaowozainuliyidian，woyenengquanxiaodiyi。
jiali，womahexuejingzhengduozaizhuwolishuohua，bushichuanlaiyizhenxiaosheng。
wojizijituhaoyao，dakaikebenkaishifuxi，woxiangyaokaoshangyigehaodaxue，ranhouyuanyuandelikaizheigejia。
likaiwoma，likaixuejing。
woxuexideshihou，womahexuejingdoubuhuidaraowo，yinweitamenyaoqiuwojixuejingbuke，kaoshideshihoujitadaxiaochao。
zheicimodikao，wohexuejingbuzaiyigekaochang，wocaikaohaole，cairelaiyidunda。
xuejingzuijindouzhuzaiwojia，genwomashuizaiyiqi，taqinmawodayiquwaidikaihuile。
congxiaodaodadoushizheiyang，zhiyaowodayibuzaijia，womajiuhuibaxuejingjiedaowojialai，jitamaidongxi，jitazuofan，xiangsihougongzhuyiyangdezhaoguta。
zaoshang6dian，woqichuangchendu，wobaozheshubenchumenqu。
xiaoqulouxiadehuayuanlimeiyouren，wokeyidashengdebeisongyuwenheyingyu，beileyihui，jiutingjianyourenhanwodemingzi。
shiwodayi，takaihuihuilaile。
wodayihewomazhangdehenxiang，danshixinggewanquanbuyiyang，wodayiyansu，guzhi，zuoshiqingfeichangrenzhen，suoyitakaoshangledaxue，chengweileyijiagongsidezongjian，suiranhoulailihunle，danshitayouqianyoudiwei。
womalansan，baozao，xihuanzhanxiaobianyi，nianqingshibeibierenpian，weihunshengzi，ranhoujiezhejiwodayidaihaizicaideyizaizheigechengshishengcun。
wogenwodayiyemeiyoushenmehuahaoshuo，woqishihenhenta，ruguobushitatiantianmangzijimeishijianzhaoguxuejing，xuejingyebuhuitiantianzaiwojiashenghuo。
wodayigenwodalegezhaohubianzoule，danshiwochendudehaoxinqingbeipohuaideyiganerjing。