第一章:穿越这件大事

diyizhang:chuanyuezheijiandashi

“xiaojie?xiaojie?”qingcuiyueerdenvyinzaierbianqingpiaopiaode,heyumaohuaguoside。

tahuanguoshenlai,kanzhemianqiandechuanzhezhangshandenvhaier,youxiewunai:“woyouzoushenlema?”

miaomiaodiandiantou,youxiedanxin。

zicongdaozheigeshenzili,yijingguoquleyigeduoyuedeshijian。

shenzidemingzi,jiaoxueyiluo,shigeshangyoujihuquanqingchaoyedefuqinhejiashipangdademuqingezhongpengzhe,xiayousigegegechongdewufawubian,qiezhangxiangyeshimeidebudele,jihushiquanhuangchengshuyishuerde,danshidudunaozibudahaoshi,yikexinluozaitaizishenshanghuibulai,naihetaiziyouxinshangren,zongdelaishuo,zijisuanshigepaohui,yonglaijitaizineiweixinshangrenlianjide。

xianzaitaguolaide,ziranbunengrangzijidangpaohui,suoyizaizheibanyueli,zongshixiaoxinyiyideduozhewaitouderen,lengshibangeyuemeiyouchumenqule。

yishidanxinzijiwanyiluqielebeirenfaxian,ershihaimeiyougaoqingchuxianzaideqingkuang。

“luoluo!”yigebaiyinanzicongmenkouzoujinlai,lianshangdaizhewenroudexiaoyi,yizhishoubeizaishenhou,huanbuzoulaide,junmeidelianpangyishuangshensuidemouzisihuzhiyouyanqiandenvziside。

xueyiluoanzhuyinweikanjianmeinansuoyisuibianluantiaodexinzang:“dage?”

xuejimingzoushangqianlai,beizhedeshounaletanghuludijita:“zuorishuoxiangchitanghulu,jinisonglaile。”

“xiexiedage!”tajingxidehandao,renbuzhujieguolaiyaoleyikou,budebushuo,zheizhongbeirenfangzaixinjianshangdeganjuezhendehenhao。

xuejimingdao:“youzaixiangshiqingle?fangxin,fuqinxiawuhuilaile,dingranyaojinitaoyigegongdao!”

tayaozhetanghuludedongzuomanlexialai,wendao:“wozhuangdaolenaozi,xianqiandeshiqingshijibudaqingchule,daoshiyizhiweicengwen,woshichushenmeshiqingle?”

xuejimingshizhidaode,taluoshuizhuangdaolenaoziwangjilehenduoshiqing,yikaishizheshibatamenhedebuqing,ruoshijifumuzhidaole,tamensigefeidezaicitangguihaojiribucheng,meiyouzhaoguhaomeimeizheigeshiqingkeshidazuiguo。

xiangdaozheili,yourenbuzhuyouxieshengqi,liandaizheshengyindouhenlileqilai:“haibushineigexuxiuyun!”

xueyiluomangran:“neishiheren?”

“shixudarendedushengnv,yulifuqingsuanshihaoyou,shitabanituixiashuide。”

“taweiheyaotuiwoxiashui?”xuejimingyiye,tayebushihenqingchu,zhanzaiyibiandemiaomiaoyijinghenbugaoxingdekaikou:“haibushitaweilezailixiaojiemianqianchufengtou?”

xuejimingtaimou:“nishuoshuo,zenmehuishi?”

miaomiaokaikoudao:“xuxiaojieyizhibuxihuanwomenxiaojie,suoyizongshilazheqitarenyiqiqifuwomenjiaxiaojie,neiyiriwoyeshibeizhizoule,danshihuilaideshihoukanjianxiaojiehexuxiaojiechaoqilaile,xuxiaojieguyibaxiaojiebidaochitangbian,chitangbianbenjiushihua,xiaojiejiudiaoxiaqule。”

xueyiluomingbaileguolai:“hezhe,pangrenhaijuedeshiwozijidiaoxiaqude?”

“neibiranshizhidaohexuxiuyunyouguande。”xuejiminganwei。

xueyiluodao:“zhishiwomenjiazhidaoba?”

xuejimingyiye,meiyouhuifu,queshishiruci。

xueyiluomingbaile,neilifuqingnade,jiushigenvzhujuben,niqiaoqiao,jiashihao,zhangdehao,rencongming,hetaiziliangqingxiangyue,zheiyangyisuan,zijipashigenvsanhaoa!

xuejimingjuedezheibushitayaocaoxindeshiqing,zijizheimeimeishenmedouhao,jiushibugoucongming,danfanzaicongmingyixie,neilifuqingyouzenyang?tayaoshenmeweizhi,xuejiabunengjita?

kantaxinqingbushihenhao,bianjitatiyi:“fuqinxiawucongqizhouhuilai,buruniqujieyixiafuqinba?takandaonibiranhengaoxing。”