第1章

脑子寄存处。

kandaohoumianjueduijingcai,wushizhanghou,suoyoufanpaibixusi,ruguobushuang,dajiakeyijinqingdexiuruwo,mawo,benrenzuijiangjiuchengxin!

“****,suwaner,nibushiwolaopoma?nizenmegentajiehunle?tashisheiya?**deganzheizhongquedeshi,bupazaoleipima?”

momingdehousheng,zhenjinglequanchang。

阳城大酒店。

zheishiyangchengweiyisuowuxingjijiudian。

在一所婚礼现场。

wufanmudengkoudaidekanzheyanqiandeyichanghunli。

zhijianzijideqizihetadezhulizhanzaijiehundedianlidewutaishangmian,shouwanzheshou。

证婚人宣读的誓言。

“wulunpinqionghaishifuyou,wulunjibinghaishijiankang,wulunshunjinghaishinijing……!”

“nimenyuanyijieweifuqima?”

zaizhenghunrendexuanduzhixia,zhenggehunlijinrule**。

cishidewufanneixinrutongyituanliehuozaixiongxiongranshao。

tarenshoubulezijiduizijiqizibeipandexingwei。

mingmingshizijilaopo,zuiguanjianshizuowanhaihezijijiaoxiuchanmian,jintianquezhanzailebierendehunlitaishang。

heqichaofeng,heqigaoxiao。

jintianzaoshang10diandeshihou,wufanzaijiashuashouji,ouranjianshuadaotongchengdeyitiaodouyin。

抖音的内容显示。

sushijituandesuzong,hetadezhulizhangpengzaijintianjieweifuqi,hunlixianchanghaohuawubi,xianchangyongle3dunmeiguihuaban,meiyigejiaoluodouyoumeiguihuabandesanluo。………………huangjinshoushi,hunshalifuzhuanmendingzhi。…………zheicaishimeigenvrenxiangyaodehunli。

dangwufankandaozheigexinwendeshihou,feidoukuaiqizhale,tadalegeche,huojihuoliaodeganwanghunlixianchang。

meixiangdaogangzoujinmenbiankandaolekaitoudezheiyimu。

zaizhenghunrenyanshuodeguanjianshike,wufanfennudepaoshanglewutai。

yushibianyoulekaitoudeyimu。

“****,suwaner,nibushiwolaopoma?nizenmegentajiehunle?tashisheiya?**deganzheizhongquedeshi,bupazaoleipima?”

hunlishangzheibinkemendoumudengkoudaidekanzhezheichangbiao。

tamenshushimeixiangdao,quhuilaidexinniangjingranshibierendelaopo。

zhijiancishiqinpenghaoyouyilunfenfen。

“zheinaodeshizenmehuishima?”

“zenmequqinhaiqulebierendelaoponi?”

“yebushibunengqubierendelaopo,nizhishaoyaodengbierenlihunlenizaiquya,gaozheizhongwulongshi。zhenshisanguanjinsui。”

suwanerkanzhewufan,liansebeihedecangbai。

tajicongcongdechongdaowufanshenbian。

bataladaojiaoluodeyibian,xiaoshengduitashuodao。

“duibuqiya,laogong!zhangpengdemuqinkuaiyaosile,tadelinzhongyuanwangjiushixiwangkanjiantadeerzijiehun,pobudeyiwocaihezhangpengyandezheichangxi,wanshangwojiuhuijia,qiuqiunibuyaozaizheilinaole,woganjuehaodiuren。”

wufantingdaosuwanerzheimeyishuo,gengjiaqifendebudele。

tayoubushirenzheshengui,shenmeshidourendexia。

tayibalaqisuwanerzhandaolewutaidezhongyang。

“dajiakan,suwanershiwodelaopo,wohetayouge6suidenver,zaishangyoueryuan。ruguoganqingpolie,keyilihun。”

“ruguoxiangxiuruwo,dakebubi,wohuinaodetianfandifu,rangdajiakankan,wodaodishibushiruandan?”

xianchangyouhenduoxinwenmeitirenzaibutingdepaizhao,yourenbazheiduanshipinshangchuandaoledouyin。

suwaneryoudiankonghuang,tayongshoudangzhulian。

tameiyouxiangdaoyizhizaijialiduitayantingjicong,wenweneryadewufanhuizuochurucijudong。

cikedetagangadekoujiao,zhouweideqinqipengyougengshiyilunfenfen,duisuwanerzhizhidiandian。

cishizhanzaihoufangdezhangpengzhanlechulai,paodaolesuwanerpangbian,titazhedangyixiesheyingjidezhaoxiang。

“duibuqidajia,duibuqixinwenmeitiren,woqipianledajia,youyuwodemuqinbingzhong,delefeiai,meiyoujitianhaohuole,erwomuqinlinzhongqiandeyuanwangjiushixiwangwojiehun,weilemanzutazheigeyuanwang,wobudeyierjubanlezheichangjiahunli,qipiandajia,xiwangdedaodajiadeliangjie。”

xianchangyipianxusheng,yilunfenfen。

zheizhongbudaodedexingweihennandedaobierendezantong,jinguanzheizhongxingweizhishiweilejinyifenxiaoxin。

“qie,jiahunli,yongdezhequbierendelaopoma?”

“kongpashiyaojiaxizhenzuoba。”

“zheigesuwaneryezhenshibuyaolian,fangzhezijidelaogongbuyao,haimeilihunjiuhebierenjiehun,zheibushijiaotaliangzhichuan。”

“………………!”

zhangpengkanzhexianchangnanyikongzhi,lianmangpaoguolaizhizewufan。

“zheishiwodehunli,qingnichuqu,suwanerjiejiewanshangzijihuihuiqude,qingnibuyaozainaole,naodaozuihou,xianchangnanyishoushi,niyehendiulianbushi。”

wufanlengyandekanzhezhangpeng。

“wodiunimagebi,niqulaozilaopo,haiganwozou,woqu**。”

wufanjingchangduanlian,shengao1mi9,hunshendoushijianzijirou,8kuaifuji,zhangdehewuyanzuhenxiang,jirendiyiyandeyinxiang,tebiehao。

cishidixiaderenqunfenfenkaishineitiwufannahanzhuwei。

“dasita,dasizheige**!”

“qiangbierendelaopobushishenmehaodongxi。”

“…………!”

jinguandixiaderenqunyouhenduodoushizhangpengdeqinqihaoyou,keshizaizheizhonglunlidaodemianqianmeiyouyigerentitashuohua。

wufantingdaobierenjitanahanzhuwei,tadeshenshangbuzijuedejiuyongchuyiguniujing。

tadequantouchaozhezhangpengdexiabahuiqu。

“**de,qiangbierenlaopo,**,laozidasini。”

yishunjiandegongfu,zhangpengbianbeiwufanjituidaole。

jinjiezhebianshiyichangdanfangmiandenianya。

zhangpengbeiwufandadebiqinglianzhong。

cishisuwaner,yankanqingkuangbumiao,lianmangpaoguolaiquanjia。

“nishibushiyoubingna?buyaodazhangpengle,nikannibazhangpengdachengshenmeyangzile,nishixiangbatadasima?”

suwaner,fengkuangdelachewufandeyifu。

zijilaogonghebierendajia,tadiyigebangmangdejingranshiwairen。

zheirangwufandexinganjuexiangshoudaolexiuruyiban,chaozhezhangpengdelian,huidadegengjiafengkuang。

“**dexiaobailian,**de,gouyinbierenlaopo,**sini。”

cishizhangpengdemamazhanglifen,xiangfafengleyibandecongtaixiachongleshanglai,yibapuzailezhangpengshenshang。

“buyaodale,buyaodale,yaodadawolaotaipoba,nikuaibatadasile。”

“qiuqiunile,nigaotaiguishouba,doushiwodebuhao,shiwojiaotaqulaopode,nikantamendoujiehunle,qiuqiunifashanxin,chengquantamenba。”

cishiwufanbeizheisanguanzhaliedeyanyu,qixiaole。

“zhenshishangliangbuzhengxialiangwai,**deyebushigehaodongxi,tashiwolaopo,nijiaowochengquantamen,**shibushiyoumaobingna?nishizenmejiaodeerzi,nishizenmeshulidesanguande?”

wufandekoushuibutingdechaozhelaotaipopen,yicilaibiaoshizijidebuman。

bimiannianjidale,tashibugandongshoude,tapazijishaoweidongdianshou,jiubalaotaipojisongshangxitianle。

wufanwenwendezuozaizhangpengshenshang,kantamenmuziliangbiaoyan。suwanerkanjianwufanmeiyoudongshoule,yongjinquanshenliqi,bawufanlachedaoyibian。

“gun,zheilibuhuanyingni。”

suwanerlengmodeshengyin,chaozhewufanhanzhe。