第一章 走正规程序,报警吧

“wotemechengfanpaile?”

luodichuangqian,caojinyankanzheyanqiandexitong,naomenshanguoyitiaoheixian。

zuowanzijihaihegangyuedenvdaxueshenggunchuangdan,zenmeyijuexinglaijiuchuanyuele?

haichuanyuedaoledoushinaocanshuangwenxiaoshuoli。

zheiyebale,wentitaniangdezijibushizhujiao,ershiyigeqianqibeizhujiao**daliandefanpaifuerdai。

zijixianzaisuochudeshiyibenjiao《doushifengliuxiaoyixian》dejuqingzhong,ershenfenzeshizhujiaochenyugangxiashanyudaodediyigefanpaiboss。

死的老惨了。

duici,caojinyanzhufuzheibenshudegouzuozheshengerzimeidandan。

zijideshenfenhediweifangzaidoushixiaoshuoliyijingsuanshihenniudele,zhengchanglaishuoniesiyige‘shenyixiashanliu’dezhujiaoheniesiyizhimayimeishenmequbie,danyinweigouzuozheyitaowunaojiajiangzhidezuhequan,zijizheigefanpaiyilubeizhujiaoanzhemoca。

bujinxihuanhezhujiaoqiangnvren,erqiehaixihuan‘jiejiejie’deguaixiao,mingxiadegongsihengkuagexinggeye,qizhongbaokuodanbuxianyudaxingyezonghui、gaodangjiuba、haohuajiudian、siliyiyuanzhileide,jihudoushixiaoshuozhongsuoyoumaodunfashengdiandouzaiwangzijishenshangkao。

zhiyaozhujiaokaiqi**dalianmoshi,zuihouaizoudeyidingshizijideren,ranhouzaiyonghuluwajiuyeyemoshiyigejieyigequsong。

jiuzaicaojinyanyanjiuxitongdeshihou,bangongshixiangqiqiaomensheng。

“进。”

bangongshimenbeituikai,jinlaideshiyigeshenzhexizhuang,daizheyifujinsikuangjing,kanqilaijiushisiwenbaileidenanren。

lairenjinlaihouweiweiqianshen,gongjingdao:“liushaoye,yiyuanneibianchushile,yougenianqingrenqiangchuangjijiushi,haidalewomendeyisheng……”

nanrenkanleyancaojinyanwudongyuzhongdebeiying,dunlexiayoubuchongdao:“zheigenianqingrenhemu**zoudehenjin。”

caojinyanzhongyuzhuanshen,dalianglexiamianqianzheigesiwenbaileidabandenanren。

wunaoshuangwenzhongdebiaozhunmoban,dafanpaishenbianzonghuiyouyigezhongxingenggengqienenglichuzhongdegenban,yanqianzheigesiwenbaileijiushizijidegenban——tangbin。

zaiyuanjuqingzhong,houqiweilejiuzijibeizhujiaonveshaersi。

zheiyeshifanpaijituandeyidatedian——tuanjie。

caojinyanzuodaoshafashang,diandiantoudao:“zouzhengguichengxu,baojingba!”

“hao……a……baojing?”

tangbinzhuanshendejiaobuzhourandunzhu,fangfotingdaoleshenmehenxinyingdeziyan。

不应该打残吗?

报警是什么鬼?

“shibaojing,zanmenyiyuandejigeyishengdoubeidashangle,wugongfeiyiliaofeishenmedebuderangtapeiqian?zheijigeyishengshangdeyinggaihenzhongba?”caojinyandaolebeihongjiu,yuqidanran。

tangbinxiaoxiaodenaodaishangmaochudadadewenhao。

shaoyenindeguanzhudianshibushipichale?

neixiaozihemu**zoudehenjina!

anzhaozhiqianzijiashaoyedepixing,zheigenianqingrenganhemu**zoudejin,busiyedetuocengpi,zenmezheihuizheimedanding?

erqiehaiguanxinqiyishenglaile。

“对了。”

caojinyanhuranyouxiangqileshenme,yuqidaizhexiexuwanweidao:“yiyuandeyiliaoshebeiyoumeiyoubeisunhuai,zanmenyiyuandeshebeikedoushijinkouhuo,henguide。”

mengbizhuangtaizhongdetangbinhenkuaihuiguoshen:“sunhuaileyitai……bu,shisantaijiazhishuwan……e……shijiazhishubaiwandeyiliaoshebei,haizhongshanglewomencongguowaigaoxinpinqingguolaidewuweizhuanjiayisheng,bixuyaobaojing。”

“zheijiuduilema!”caojinyanmanyidediandiantou。

tangbin:ヾ(ő∀ő)ノ

genzailiushaoyeshenbianzheimejiu,tahaishidiyicifaxianliushaoyejingranzheimelaoliu。

……

tangbinlikaihou,caojinyantangzaishafashang。

“bukuishizhujiao,xiaozhangdehaowuluoji。”

anzhaojuqing,zheicijiushizhujiaohezijidediyicichongtu。

zaiyuanjuqingzhong,zhujiaochenyuganggangxiashan,ouranzaigongyuanyudaoleweilejiaodenvzhumuqingyao。

gongyuanlirenlairenwang,yigeshencaiwanmeiqizhichuzhongdenvhaiziweilejiao,lengshimeiyouyigerenqianqubangmang。

zhidaozhujiaochuxian,zaishenshanlaolinbieleshijiniandelao**shenmeshihoushouguozheiyangde**,yushidongyongzijideyishubanvzhudejiaojiyihao,haimeidengtayouxiayibudongzuo,nvzhujiushoudaoyiyuandalaidedianhua,shuoshizijiyeyebingqingturanjiazhong,xuyaojiashudaochang。

味越来越对啦!

zheiyanggouxuedejuqing,caojinyanzaigeleidoushixiaoshuozhongkanlebuxiayibaibian。

jiexialaichenyugenzhenvzhuquleyiyuan,xuanzechushoujiuxiamujialaoyezi,ranhoujiubeimujiaqitarengezhongqiaobuqi。

qijibaihuaidechenyuzhijiekaida**,buguyishengdezulan,qiangxingchuangjinshoushushilaileyitaoputongrenkanbudongdehualizhenjiujishu,ranhoumujialaoyezijiubeicongguimenguanlalehuilai。

**chenggong,mujiarendahuzhenjing,chenyujiecipanshangmujiazheitiaorenmai,shunlizoushangle**daliankaihougongdedaolu。

zheizhongjuqingzhakanhaiyoudianguiyideheli。

guanjianshinijiurenjiujiuren,zenmehaidongshoudarena!

jiuyinweiyishengfangaini**le?

meixingyizigezhenghaiyoulile。

xiangdaozheili,caojinyanyouzaixinlizhufugouzuozheshengerzimeidandan。

zaiyuanjuqingzhong,caojinyanbingmeiyoubachenyufangzaixinshang,zhishipailejigexiaodiquzhaochenyudemafan。

bijingzijiderenshekeshinvzhumuqingyaodetouhaotiangou。

ranhoubuchuyiwaidejizhujiaosonglejingyan。

xiaodihuluwajiuyeyeyangdeyigejieyigedequsong,zuihoudaozhizijihezhujiaodeguanxiedaowufahuajie。

buguoxianzaima……caojinyanshikendingbuhuizheimezuole。

kanzheyanqianmingwei【bengkuixitong】dejinshouzhi,xitongdegongnenghenjiandan,zhiyaotianmingzhujiaoxinlibengkui,jiukeyichanshengbengkuizhi,takeyiyongbengkuizhizaixitongshangchenggoumaiwupin。

很敷衍的设定。

……

与此同时。

江南市警署局。

“jingguan,woshibeiyuanwangde,woshenmeshihoucaikeyichuqu?wodeshijiankeshihenbaoguide。”chenyuzuozaishenxunshidehouhuiyishang,qiaozheerlangtui,shenshangbaisechenshanzhouzhoubaba,polejigedadongdeniuzikugengshizhangxianzhetaxiemeideqizhi。

suiranjinlejuzi,danshi**bujian。

chenyuzheifumomingbuyaoliandemoyang,rangyizhongjingguandoufeichangwuyu。

“chenxiansheng,zheilishijingshuju,qingduanzhengnidetaidu。”nianqingdexiaojingguankanbuxiaqule,zhouzhemeitoushengyinbingleng。

ranerchenyuquesihaobuzaiyi,zhishizuijiaoyiqiao,qingmieyixiao。

yongyoushenjiyishudetabuxuyaokanrenherendelianse,bieshuoshixiaoxiaodexiaojingyuanle,jiusuanshijingshujudejuzhanglaile,tayebuhuifangzaiyanli。

zijikeshizuoshoujiuren,youshousharendexiaoyaoxiaoyixian。

beihougengshizhanzhesangeyinshibuchudeshifu,yigeyishuguanjuetianxia,yigedushujushiwushuang,lingyigezeshishijiejidedingjishashou。

zijiyongyoushengsirenroubaigudejueshiyishu,wushudaguanxianguidouhuipaizheduihetajiejiao,zhibuguodalejigebuqiyandexiaojiaosebale,dabulejiupeidianqian。

“mujiaderenhaimeilaima?”

chenyudenaixinyaobeimomeile。

——

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