sunyuebankandaofeitengdezhibojian，hennanxiangxiangsanshirenbudao，xiaoliwuhedanmuredujiumeitingguo。
“zhuboniubia，sixialijuebishigesheniu！”
“kanzheizhongzhubocaiyouyisi，naxiangneixiefangbuxiashenduandezhubo，pingshihuageqianhaikanbushuang，jintiankebawokanshuangle！”
qiankunmanlianxiaoyi，“zheijiahuo，zhengoupina……”
tashenzhidanshengleyigeequwei，tebiexiangkandaolufeijiandaolimeilideyangzihou，posuijuewangdebiaoqing。
学校门口。
zhidaoyidaojuyingchuxian，lufeizhenggeshentikongzhibuzhudemengsuoleyixia。
shuitongyao、daxiangtui、hengroudelianshangzhangzheyikewandoudaxiaodeheizhi。
heizhishanghaiyougenmaozaifengzhongyaobai。
guanjiantachuandehaishiheisi，rouyankejiandexianweichanpinbaoguolebugaitachengshoudejixian，haosisuishidouyouchengpodefengxian。
嘶！
zheiyizuo，zhipashisanwadoudingbuzhu！
lufeidaoxiyikouliangqi，liangtiaotuibuzijuededouleyixia。
jiuzaizhongrendouyiweitayaopaolu，meicengxiangqueturanjingtianyigui。
limeilirouquyizhan，dimianhuangdong。
“woburenshini，gankuailikai，fouzeyaojiaobaoanganrenle！”
lufeidanxiguidi，yaoyadao：“wonengwenniyigewentima？”
“讲！”
“bu、chi、wo、rou、niu，zheiwugezizuchengyiduanhua，nizuixianxiangdaoshenme？”
limeiliyouxiemeng，xiayishilengshengdao：“wobuchiniurou。”
“错！”
“哪里……”
“是不吃牛肉。”
“？？？”limeiligangxianghuiwen，quejianlufeilianshangyangyiqipihuaidexiaorong，tongshidiaopidezuoleyigewink。
“yinwei……woyizhizainixinlia。”
噗！
qiankunzhenghezhekuangquanshuikanzhibo，yikoushuihaowuyuzhaodeshaizailediannaopingmushang。
好家伙！
sheigaosuniqinghuaxuelaishizheiyangyongde？
苍天啊，大地啊。
快来治治我的眼睛！
zaichangdexueshengyelengzhule，jiaozhitougangadekouchuleliangshiyiting。
直播间同样如此。
guanzhongmenshenzhigezhepingmudounengganshoudaoyounijianletamenyilian。
“mamaya，huamiantaimei，qingyunxuwobiyanguankan！”
“tianna，zhuboshuozheijuhuadeshihou，nandaoweilibufanexinma？”
“woganjuezijiwanghoudesantiandoumeiyoushiyula！”
【lv2**qizhewoniuzhuidaodan：zengsongzhuboyigejiazhi599doubidelangmanhuahuo】
【lv15jifeitianmuzhujing：zengsongzhuboyigejiazhi366doubidezhenaimeigui】
【lv8jidajiaoluoli：zengsongzhuboyige299doubidebixintutu】
【……】
lufeitingzhelanyaerjilibuduanchuanlaishualiwudeshengyin，zhenggerenkangfenbuyi。
haoa，xihuankanzheizhongshiba！
我还有！
李美丽浑身僵硬。
zheishitadiyicijieshoubierendebiaobai，haishiyigezhangxiangyouxiexiaoshuaidenianqingren，kenianling……nianlingshigehendadewentia！
yushi，taguoduanjujuedao：“womenbushihe，woyijing……”
haimeidengshuowan，lufeilimacongbaolitaochuyigexiaolihe，dakaigaizishiyizhikouhong。
zaiyangguangdezhaoyaoxia，gujiefenmingdedashoujuzhe，fangfoyouyidaoshuguangjiangkouhongwanquanlongzhao，ciyandelimeiliyankuangwenre。
“我…我不化妆！”
“buyaojin，wozhixianggaosuquanshijie，nidekouhongbeiwochengbaole，danyaojidemeitian……haiwoyidiane。”
shuozhe，lufeideyanshenzhujianshenqing，shouzhihaizaizijibobodechunbanshangqingnianhuaguo。
呕…呕…呕！
zaichangdexueshengnajianguocidenghuamian，xiawugangchijinduzidejituifanzaiweilibutingfangun。
啥玩意？！
zheitamabuhuishidonglezhenqingba？
niquedingzijinengzhaodaoxiazuidedifang？！
limeilijingguoyifansixiangdouzheng，xiangshixiadingjuexinyiyang，“neinishuoshuo，nixihuanwonayidian？”
yuanzaihaohuabieshudeqiankunkanshuangle，limadazidao：“kuaishuo，xihuantadeheisi**，womashangjinishuayigehaohuayoulun！”
lufeiconglanyaerjilishoudaosunyuebandetixing，zhijieerhuabushuobaxianhuadijilelimeili，shifenrenzhendeshuodao：
“woxihuannideheisidazhangtui，tacengzaimeigeririyeyerangwoxindifayang！”
坏了，他怎么敢的！
这也太直接了吧。
guangtianhuarizhixiakaimiejueshitaideyanghun！
zaichangxueshengdoulejielizhurendexingge，buchuyiwai，xiayibazhangkendinghuzaihuangmaolianshang。
其实，不然。
limeilicikedexinzangkuangtiaobuyi，genmolemiyiyangtian，yuekanlufeiyueshunyan，shenzhidanshengchulehuangmoudeniantou。
tahainianqing……haohaoyindaonengzouzhengtu，huoxuzhennengjieshuzijisanshijiuniandedanshen。
“taoyan。”limeilixuezhexiaonvrendezitai，chenguaidekanlelufeiyiyan，roushengdao：“nizenmenengzaizheilishuozheizhonghua，renjia，renjia……”
嘶！！！
zheitianmijujiyibanrenshizhendangbuzhu。
陆飞懵了。
haodaishigejiaodaozhuren，buhuizhenkanshanglehuangmaoba！
yushi，talianmangqishen，shenqingdeshuoleyiju，“wozhidaopeibushangni，yebuxuyaonizuochurenhexisheng，zhixianggaosuni，keyibubizaiyiwo，woaini，qishiyuniwuguan……”
shuowan，lufeixiaosazhuanshen。
gangzouleliangbu，xiangqishashihaimeizuowan。
zhuanshenbalimeilibaozhedeyishuxianhuanahuilai，“wozixixianglexiang，buyinggaizisiderangniduwusiren，daizouzheihuarangyiqieyanxiaoyunsanba！”
chenhuadianhaimeiguanmen，nengtuiyidianshiyidian。
kuangqiezheizhishikaiweicai，daxiangpkdediyipaoyehenzhongyao。
suizheliangrenqichelikai，yiqunweiguanqunzhongliangyanmengbi。
limeilizheicaihuanguoshen，wangzheqianfangnannanziyu，“woaini，yuniwuguan，keshiwo……”
…
lufeibangsunyuebansongdaochedianhou，duifangmeiyoushoutayifenqian。
shuoshiliangbaikuaiqiankanzheimeyouyisidedaxitaizhile。
zhuyaoshisunyuebanjuedezhubozhuanqiantaikuaile，xianggenlufeixuejishu，erlufeizhengchouxuyaogesheyingshi，zaijiashangrenjiamianfeibuxuyaojishufei。
两人算是一拍即合。
huidaojiali，diankaizhiboyikan。
laoguanzhonghaizai，jiashangxinjindeguanzhong，renshuzongliang35ge。
cikehaizaibutingyilunzhexiaomenkoudeshi。
“zhubozhongyuhuilaile，zhenniua，wohaiyiweinihuigentajieshizhubodeshenfen，meixiangdaosanyanliangyugaodingle。”
“shia，zheikoucai，buhuizhiqianshiganxiaoshoudeba，qinghuashunkouliuzhangkoujiulai。”
【lv45jiqiankunweiding：zengsongzhubojiazhi6000doubidehaohuayoulunx2！】
qiankungangkandaolufeidakaizhibo，liwuzhijiefanbeisongshang。
xiangbiyuneixierangtashaoshuadiandebiaomiangongfu，lufeiwulunshilianpihoudaojizhidexinqizhibofengge，yihuoshimingmabiaojiabuzuozuodexinggedouhenduitadeweikou。
biekanrenjiazhibojianxiao，danjueduinengzoudegengyuan。
yiqianerbaidamiduiyuqitarenlaishuorouteng，danxiangbiyuqingxujiazhiximan，xinqingyuyuedeguoshangyitian。
简直一文不值。
qiankuncikedeneixinzhixiangshuoyijuhua：zhiyaoxiongdihaizaizhibo。
别人不敢说。
但我捧定了！
qiankunweiding：“xiongdi，nijintiandeshouyibihenduoshangwanfensidezhubohaiduo，suanshizhuangouleba？”