“喂！”
“niyouyaoganshenme？gaibuhuishixiangshuo，wodetuzhuangbuxingba？wogaosuni！woshijiafang！nijiwofangzunzhongdian！”
“qumaicaitiaobu！hendahendadeyizhangcaitiaobu！nidechuangaixiashuile，deyongdongxigaiqilai！”
“好！”
guadiaodianhua，longsanshaoyeyigedianhua，shouxiarenjiudongleqilai。
henkuai，shijiliangkache，lazhecaitiaobu，kuahaisongdaomoyumianqian。
dengdaishouhuodegongfu，yiqunsijiliaokaile。
“nimenshuo，zheimeduocaitiaobu，shiyonglaiganshenmede？”
“niguantaganshenme？paodahuo，diyigeguijujiushibunengluandating！”
“qie！neiwoxiangwenyiju，ruguohuowuyouwentizenmeban？”
“nishibushisha？zhuanghuodeshihoumeikanzhe？fanzhengwoladeshicaitiaobu！”
“woladeyeshicaitiaobu，huashuo，zheixiecaitiaobudaodishiyonglaiganshenmede？”
“huatiyouraohuilaile！”
“yinggaishiyaogaojianshe，xuyaoyongzheimeduocaitiaobuyonglaifangchen！”
“nandaobuyinggaimaifangchenwang？nanshengzheimeredetian，gaishangcaitiaobu，neiqibushimenrou？”
“你管他呢！”
sijimenzaiqizuibashedeliaozhetian，qianfangdehuocheyijingxiewanhuo，zhengzhunbeilikai。
cheliangjiaohui，houfangpaiduidesijihenzirandikaikouwendao：“dage，tazheimeduocaitiaobu，shiyonglaiganshenmede？”
“你问这干嘛？”
“zheimeduocaitiaobu，shuobudingzheilidegongdihenda，yihouhaixuyaohuowuni？”
“buzhidao，tamenyongjiqirenbahuoxiele，ranhouquanbusaijinchangfanglimian，waimiankanbudao！”
shuowan，xiewanhuodehuocheyijiaoyoumenlikai，xiayigesijiqucheshangqian。
ranhou，tajiukandaochangfangmianqiandeshexiangtousaoguochepaihao，duiyingdexinxihecheliangdunshujiuchuxianzaishexiangtoushangfangdepingmushang。
shijigechachecongchangfanglikailechulai，sijibangmangjiexiashengsuo，zheixiechachehenzirandichaqicaitiaobuwangchangfanglizou。
budagongfu，yichecaitiaobuxiehuowancheng。
haimeidengsijishoushihaokuncheyongdelansheng，yinxingdedaozhangtishijiudaole！
“laobandaqi！”duizhechangfangshuyigedamuzhi，sijipashangjiashishi，quchelikai。
zaitazhuanwandeshihou，yuguangbujingyijianpiedaolechangfanglideyisiqingkuang。
neixiecaitiaobu，doubeiyongleqilai！
gaizaiyigehendadedongxishang！
那是什么？
bujingyideyipie，sijihaoqixinbeilaleqilai。
danshixiayimiao，tajiubahaoqixinjianlexiaqu，yinwei，tayoujiedaoyigedanzi。
bashoujifanghao，anquandailashang，sijiyouduichangfangshuleyigedamuzhi，yijiaoyoumenlikailezaochuanchang。
houmiandesijihaizaijixu。
changfangli，longfanlongsanshaoye，zhengzailongaotiandeyuanchengzhidaoxia，jinxingyuchuandekaiguangyishi。
moyuzhanzaipangbian，shuangshoubaozaixiongqian，kanzhemianqianderenbiaoyan。
2024nian9yue25ri，xingqisan。
jiachenlongnian，guiyouyue，renchenri。
yijiaqu，nacai，dingmeng，jisi，kaiguang。
chenji，siji，wuxiong！weixiong！
yankanzheshijianyifenyimiaoguoqu，mianqianderenhaizaijiujie，moyuzhinengchenzhelianwen。
“nimenfuziliang，gaoqingchuyinggaijibainageshenxianmei？”
“wodieshuomazu，longwang，tianhouniangniangdoudebai！”
“neininengbunenggaosuwo，nimianqiandeguangongxiang，shizenmehuishi？heishehui？”
“mazudexiang，wodiezhunbeizaimiechengbai，tashuozijibaibaoxianyidian！longwang，tayijinglianxipengyou，zhunbeiqinglongwang！”
“天后娘娘呢？”
“我妈去了！”
“suoyinijiunonglegeguangong？”
“nibieluosuo！babianpaodianle！”shuowan，longfanshuangshouwuzhuerduo，suodaoguangongxianghoubian，dengdayanjingkanxiangmoyu。
“e！”moyuyingleyisheng，suijizhaohutangyuqudianbianpao。
zailongfanqidaidemuguangzhong，tangyucongdoulimochuyitiaoshoubeizhangdebianpao，suihouxizizidimochufangfengdahuoji。
引线点燃。
budaoshimiaozhong，zheichuanguabianjiuzhalegeganjing。
huoyaoweiyingmianerlai，longfanmengxiyikou，zhidaoneigepiaoliangdehuijiqunasaozhou，tacaifanyingguolai。
zheijiahuojiuzhizhunbeilezheimeyitiaoxiaoguabian！
他怒了！
“nizhuanleneimeduoqian！nijiumaizheimeyichuanbianpaohunongwo？wodezhentianhandini？wodechaneijingleini？wanziqianhongni？”
baotiaodeshaoyebeimoyusuishoubakai。
“shouxian！woneishishejifei！bushishenmegongguanfeihezhaodaifei！nidi！mingbai？”
“haiyou，xiageyueshihaojiukaihaile！niderenyuanheranyouzhunbeihaolema？”
“nibuxiashuishihang？”longfanfanwen，tamuguangsuijizhuanxiangqianfangzheigebeicaitiaobufugaidedajiahuo。
彩条布，很丑！
一点儿都不够大气！
“nidexianjiayou，wocainengshihang！nidi！mingbai？”
longfanlianliandiantou，yiliandewomingbaile。
dengguangongmianqiandexianxiangshaodaoyiban，zhenghaoshichenshisishijiaohuideshihou，moyusuishoumochuyigekongdiaoyaokongqianxia。
shufuzhujudachuantidesuolianyitiaotiaodakai，beicaitiaobubaoguodejudachuanti，zaizizhongdetuidongxia，manmanhuaxiangdahai。
“huashuo，weishenmenizheichuanzhixiahai，shi**xianxia？wojuedebutaijili！”
“yinwei**da！keyigengkuaihuodefuli！yekeyicemianxiashui，danshidexianlaoqilaidaheng！”
“你出钱？”
“你出！”
“那不行！”
“那就看着！”
judadechuanzhigangyixiashui，shunjianjiuxiyinzhuzhouweigongchangdemuguang。
congsanyuefenkaishi，jinchumojiazaochuanchangdecailiaoyunshuchejiumeitingguo，zuoweizaochuanchangdepeitaochanye，tamenziranyefenrundaoleyixie。
danshihaojigeyue，meikandaoyisouchuanxiashui，jiuyourenshuo，mojiashizaizaodachuan！
xianzaizheigegaizhecaitiaobudedajiahuochuxian，yesuanshiyinzhengledajiadecaice。
“qimashiliangwandunyishangdechuan！”
“liangwandun？zhunbeiqunalibuyu？nantaipingyang？”
“jiushibuzhidaoshangmianzhaobuzhaoren！”
“mojianeixiaozi，zheiyiciqimazhuandaolezheigeshu！jingde！”shuohuaderenshuqileyigenshouzhitou。
yipangderenkandaoshouzhitou，fenfendaoxiyikouliangqi。
“一千万？”
“只多不少！”
“buguo，zheichuanweishenmeyaoyongcaitiaobugaiqilaini？shibushizheichuan，youshenmebiedeshuotou？”
“gujishizaidengyigehuangdaojiri！”
“haoxiangzhuanjinglirunyiqianwana！”
“zou！gejigeheyibeiqu，hezuile，menglishenmedouyou！”
dachuanxiashui，buzhizaichuantigechudechuanganqijiangpengzhuangshujuchuanhui。
一切正常。
yemujianglin，longaotiandiaopeideyouliaohetuochuandida，zaiyesexia，tuozhechuanzhi，chaonanshengzuidadeyugang，tianyagangpiaoqu。
beicaitiaobufugaidechuanzhi，zaiyesexiagewaixianyan。