第4章 雾草!你管这叫煤气罐?!

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……

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【meiqiguan?pojipao?zheimelipudewuqinijianguoma?】

嗯?

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这玩意儿……

还能叫煤气罐吗?

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嗯?

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等会儿……

煤气罐?

生活用品?

迫击炮……

雾草!

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诶?

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这么闲的吗?