第3章 顾青南,你混蛋

guqingnanxiaoleqilai:“zuotianwanshang,niyaoshigenleneijigegongzige,hainabudaozheimeduoqianni。”

“guqingnan,nihundan!”

“yaoshinikenyizhizheimeguaidehua,wokeyikaolvzaiduojiniyidian,buguo,nibabaneishizuiyouyingde,wobuhuijiuta。”

谭奕欢愣了愣。

tazheicaixiangqilai,zijizuowanzuijiuzhihou,haoxiangyizhizaiqiutajiuzijidebaba。

dantashibuhuijiude,yinweizheijianshi,yuanbenjiushitazuideyidejiezuo。

……

guqingnanlikaijiudianzhihou,tanyihuanjiedaolemamadedianhua。

“yihuan,nizainaer?”

“我……”

dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyizhenzayin。

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电话被立刻挂断。

congdianhuaneitouhunluandeshengyin,tanenggoucaidaofashengleshenmeshiqing。

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keshixianzaideta,nalihaiyouershiwan?

tamoleyibayanlei,qiangxingrangzijizhendingxialai。

ranhou,dunxiashen,jiangguqingnanrengxiadeneizhangershiwandezhipiaojianleqilai。

shidaorujin,zunyanhaisuandeleshenmeni?

……

tanyihuanquyinxingqulexianjinzhihou,mashangpaohuilejiazhong。

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“算你识相!”

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nuodadebieshulizhishengxiatamenmunverren。

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jialilijingbiangu,suoyounengnaquhuanqiandedongxidoubeibandeyikong,ertanjiadeneixiezichanhebudongchan,douyinweitabajieshoudiaochadeyuangu,tongtongbeidongjiele。

cishidetanjia,zaoyijiatusibi。

“ma,nibiepa,womenxianbajialishoushiyixia,qian……wohuixiangbanfachoudaode!”tachongmuqinluchuyigexiaorong。

xuruyaoleyaotou:“buyongshoushile,yihuierxiawu,yinxingderenjiuhuilaichafengbieshu,yihuan,zanmenmeiyoudifangqule。”

“buru,quwoneierzenmeyang?”

menkouturanxiangqiyigeshengyin。

tanyihuanzhuanguotouqu,kanjianjuranshiguqingnan,dunshilengzhu。

“nizenmelaizheilile……”

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guqingnanzoulejinlai,chongtaxiaoleyixiao。

xurudunshigaoxingqilai:“haohaohao,qingnan,niguoranshigeshanliangdehaohaizi。nei……neiwoqushoushixingli。”

tanyihuanxiangfanbo,dankandaomamagaoxingdemoyang,queshenmehuadoushuobuchulai。

mamadouduojiumeiyouluchuguoxiaoronglea。

“nidaodixiangyaoganshenme?”tayadileshengyinwendao。

“dayingwoyijianshi,wojiubangni。”

“什么?”

“做我的未婚妻。”

tayileng,tamenbubenlaijiushiweihunfuqideguanxima?

buguo,zaitababachushizhihou,tayiweitamenzhijiandezheizhongguanxi,zaojiujieshule。

“jirannibuxiangdaying,neijiurangayikankannishizenmebeiwowannongde,genzuowanyiyang。”

tanyihuantongkudebishangyanjing,mouzulejingerxiangyaozhengtuokai,loushangquexiangqiyizhengaogenxiedeshengyin。

“你们干嘛呢!”

tanyihuanshentishunjianjiangying,kanzhetakeliandemoyang,guqingnanhuaixinzhouqi,yadileshengyincoudaotaerbian,“zuowodenvren,wojiubuchaichuanni。”

tanyihuanbushuohua,guqingnanshuransongkaitadeyao,zhenglezhengyouxiezhezhoudeheisexizhuang,limaoxingdeshuodao,“ayi,qishiwohe……”

“我答应你!”