第五章 横竖连提鞋都不配的

buguonenggoukandaoxudongshenggannubuganzhishengdeyangzi,takeshifeichangfeichangkaisende!

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guanyujidezaiqianshideyiqizhengfugongchengzhaobiaoanzhong,zhiyoumushijituanhegushijituanliangfangruxuanle,xudongshengweilenadaozheigegongcheng,wusuobuyongqijixingbeilieshouduan,danzuihouqueshidabuzhehulifanreyishensāo。

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murongqianmanyidixiaolexiao,youdaizhetazoudaogushifufùmianqian,yuqizirandeshuo:“yuefu,yuemu,wodaizheanyuquminzhengjudengjijiehun,hunqideshiyaomafanerlaotiaogehaorizile。”

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congjiudianchulai,guanyugenzhemurongqianzuoshangtadeche,niutoukanxiangchuangwaitianshangdeyuncai,meidebugouzhenshi,sixujianjianpiaoyuan,jiexialaiyouyichangyingzhanyaoda!

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“nifanhuile?”murongqianyīncecededingzheta。

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“bu,bushi。”beitayinchenxialaidebiaoqinghedao,guanyujimangbailebaishou,“womeixiangguoyaofanhui,zhishijuede……”tabuzhidaogaizenmeshuo。

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