第4章 喝醉

shenmegufen?woconglaibuzhidaozheijianshi。

wotingdaomuqinzhangjizhuduiyemengyaoshuo:“niyiweiwobutaoyantaya,meicichifandouyilibusheng,haoxiangmeiyoufanjitachiyiyang。tabuxiandiulianwodouxiandiulian!”

“shiya,womeiciba**deyifujita,tajiuxiangjiandaobaoyiyang,kaixingehaojitianni。”

“mingtianyizao,wojiurangtaqiangufenzhuanyihetong,ninainaineibian,youhunlideshiqingyazhe,tayebuhuizenmezhuijiude。”

wozhanzailoutishangtingzhetamendeduihua,fuzheloutifushoudeshou,doudelihai。

bafanchiganjing,neishiyuanzhangjiaowode,zheiyangzuofanderencaihuigaoxing。

yemengyaosongdeyifuwodaduodoubuxihuan,zhishipatashiwang,jiuzhuangzuohenganjideyangzi。

weileburangtamentaoyan,wozheixienianlaishangdaxuedexuefei,doushigueryuandehaoxinrenzizhude,shenghuofeiyeshiwozijidagongzhuande。

wozaiyejiashenghuolesannian,jingxinhehudeneisuoweideqinqing,buguoshitamensuishoushishedelaji。

weileneibaifenzhiwudegufen,tamenjingxinshejiwo。neichanghunli,buguoshiyejiaganwochumendejiekou!

wojinjinyaozhuzuichun,jinliangkongzhihaoqingxu,yiqueyiguaidiwanglouxiazouqu,lengxiaodao:“shizheiyangma?”

ketingdedengguanghunan,yixikeyikandaotamenlianseshifennankan。

zhangjizhujianwoxialelou,zhuangzuoyifuguanxindeyangzi:“yunxi,nideshanghaodianlema?”

wozhidaotajiaxinjiayi,meiyoulita。

yemengyaojianwoyilianmoran,zhidaowotingwanletamendeduihua,jiulengyandao:“ma,buyongzhuangle,zheigexiao**yijingzhidaole。”

worenzhexinlidenuhuo,guyiwen:“yuanlaidoushiweilebaifenzhiwudegufen?yaoshiwobujini?”

zhangjizhutinglewoshuodehua,zhijiepokoudama:“yeyunxi!womenyanglenisannian,zheibaifenzhiwudegufenjiuyinggaixiaojingwomen!”

wozuozaitamenshenbian,xiangqitamendafeizhouzhang,jiushiweilezheibaifenzhiwudegufen,renbuzhulengxiaoyisheng。

“nixiaoshenme?”zhangjizhuwenwo。

wokanlekanta,tingxiaxiaosheng,dao:“nimenzheisannianlai,jiushiweilegufenma?ruguoshuonimenzhenrenwozheigenver,wodakejiangneibaifenzhiwudegufenjini。buguo,nimendechixiangtainankanle。wojiuhaoqile,nimendeliangxinbuhuitongma?”

“ni……”zhangjizhuzhilezhiwo,xiangshuoxieshenmequewuyanyidui。

yiqianwohenzhenzhongzheifenqinqing,buguoxianzai,yiqiedoubuzhidele。

tamenbeiliyixunxin,jiuyiweiwohetamenyiyang,danwokewangdeshineifenqinqinga!

yemengyaolalelazhangjizhu,shiyitashanglou,ranhouzuojinwoshenbian,xiaoyingyingdeduiwoshuo:“meimei,wobenlaiyebutongyide,keshifumutamenzhiyiyaozheiyang,shiwomenduibuqini。”

jinwandewobuxiangwangchang,buhuibeinimendeyigedaoqianergaibianle。woyijingkanqingchunimenchouedezuilian。

“bieshuole!”wodaduanletadehua,“jiehunshiwoheqinfengqianleyigejiehunxieyi,andeshiwodeshouzhiyin!xianzaiqinfenghaishiwode,nixiangdoubiexiang。”

shuowan,woqishenxiangmenkouzouqu。yemengyaoyezhongyumowanletaderennai,duizhewopokoudama。

womeiyoulihuita,renzheteng,zhizhilikaiyejia。

woduzizhanzailengfenglinliedejieshang,shizaixiangbuchunengqunalile,jiudalegedianhuajiyunkui。

tashiwoweiyidepengyou,yiqianzaigueryuanrenshide。

yunkuihewoyiyangda,yinweizhangdehaokan,tajiuduhangkongxueyuan。biyelejiuzhijiedangkongjiele。

dianhuaguanjile,shuomingtahaizaishangban。

qishiwoshangdaxuedeshihouyouyigehaoxinrenzaibeihouzizhuwo,zhishiwoyizhimeiyoujianguota。

wohunhuneedezouzaijieshang,tingzaiyigenihongdenglvdejiubaqian。

zoujinjiuba,zheilibuxiangxiangxiangdexuannao,lenglengqingqing。

bataiqian,shiyigechuanzheduanxiuxizhuangdediaojiushi。woxiangtadianleliangbeishenshuizhadan。

womeiheguozheizhonghongniupeierguotoudejiu,zhishixiangyongjiujingmabiziji。

tayouxieyihuodezhewo,wendao:“shenshuizhadan?niqueding?”

wodianlediantou:“ng,bangwodiaoba。”

shenshuizhadanguoranmingbuxuchuan,woyikoumenleliangbei,yanqiandebataizaidangyang。

diaojiushikanzhewohezuile,guanxindao:“xiaojie,ninyijinghezuile,yaobudadianjiaonipengyoulaijieniba!”

wosuirantouhenteng,dansixianghaihenqingxing。

woyouxiemoran,wonengzhaoshei?

shangdaxueshi,woyizhimangyuzhuanqian,erqieshizoudude,hetongxuejiaojihenshao。

wobenxiangjujue,keshiwonaohaililiuchuyichuanshuzi,shiqinfengdedianhuahaoma。

taqianjitianjiwode,zaoyilanzaiwodexinli。

wobenlaibuxiangdade,keshizaijiujingdequshixia,wohaishijiangtadehaomabaojilediaojiushi。

diaojiushiwenwojiaoshenmemingzi,woshuolemingzizhihoujiupazaizhuoshangdengzhe。

dianhuaneitouchuanlaishuxideshengyin。

“她在哪?”