第三章 一定要手撕贱人

tabuxiediwen,“guchenghuandayingjiniduoshaoqian?”

“baifenzhisishidegufen,xiazhouwojiuyaogenhuanhuanjiehunle。”

jiangulinbuzai,hexiaoyunyebuzaiyanle。

“guqingwan,yaoguaizhinengguaigujiaxianzaidedinvshihuanhuan,jiusuangulinsile,niyefenbudaoduoshaoqian。”

shuowanzheijuhua,hexiaoyunxiangdaoleshenme。

tacongkoudailinachuyizhangzhipiao:“zheigejiudangshiwoduinidebuchang。”

sheizhiguqingwanyagenjiumeiqujieneizhangzhipiao,zhishisaoleyiyan,erhouqingmiediwendao:“jiuzheimedianqian?nidafajiaohuazini?”

“wushiwanhaibugou?”hexiaoyunwenyanshunjianbianlelianse,“guqingwan,woquannibuyaotaitanxin。”

“dangranbugou。”guqingwanangqixiaba,gaoaodizoudaotamianqian,yiziyidundishuodao:“hexiaoyun,woyidinghuirangniqing、jia、dang、chan!”

guqingwanyongzuikuaidesudushoushihaoxingli,tayifenzhongdoubuxiangzaizheiliduodai。

“jiejie,zenmebuduozhuliangtian?”guchenghuanxiaoyiyingyingdilanxiata。

“babayijingjiangniconggushikaichule,yaowoshuo,huanzuoshiwo,wojiuliuxialai,duoqiuqiubaba,shuobudingnatianbabaxinqinghaole,kenenghaihuishangyixiewobuyaodejini。”

“yuqizheimeguanxinwo,buruguanxinguanxinniweihunfunengbunengnaxiagushi。”guqingwanxiaodefengci,“biedaoshihoukuzhehuilaiqiuwojiunimen。”

guchenghuandaxuexuedeshishejizhuanye,duiruheguanliyigegongsiyiqiaobutong。

erhexiaoyungengshilianjitiandaxuedoumeishangguo,gaozhongbiyejiuchudaodangmingxing,daxueyeshikaojingjigongsimaixialaijitaguamingde。

gushijiaodaozheiliangrenshouli,yongbuleduoshaoshirijiuhuipochan。

gulinzheiliangnianshentibuhao,yuanbendedasuanshirangguqingwanyibiyejiuqugongsijieshou,danxianzaichulezheimeyijianshi。

gulinzheigerenshizuizaiyimianzide,juebuhuizaijitaliuyourenheyudi。

tazheibeizizaiyidezhiyouliyihemianzi,zhiyaozheiliangyangbaoquan,xuyaofuchushenmedaijiadouwusuowei。

dangnian,gulinzhengzhishiyeshangshengqi,yizhizhichengtadeguqingwandemuqinjiapochan,tabianhuosugenguqingwanmuqinlihun,meiduojiujiuqulenengbangtadelingyiban——guchenghuandemuqin。

weilebuchengwei“paoqiqizi”dezhanan,tahualeyibiqianjiangguqingwandemuqinsongzou。

zicizhihou,guqingwanzaiyemeiyoujianguomuqinyimian。

huiyiqilingzheguchenghuanjinmendechenjiao,guqingwandeyanzhongyichufenhenlai。

fanzhengyeyijinggengujiafanlelian,shuoqihualaigengshisiwujidan:“guchenghuan,haodainicengjingyeshiwomingyishangdemeimei,zenmeshuoyeyaotiqianzhunihehexiaoyunbainianhaohe。”

guqingwancoudaotaerbian,yadishengyinxiaodao:“gushipochanneitian,nikeqianwanbiewangletongzhiwo,zheimehaoderizi,woyidingweinidingjigehualanhaohaoqingzhu。”

shuowan,guqingwanyiyousuozhidiwangleyanzhengzaishufangzhongtaohaogulindehexiaoyun,touyebuhuidilikailegujia。

……

“shenme?dengwohuilai,woyidingyaoshousileguchenghuanzheijianren!”

“nihoutianhuilaiduiba?”

gujiabieshuwai,xiangjiaoyuguimiyouqingqingdefennu。

guqingwanfaneryijinglengjingxialaile,“woxianzhaojiajiudianzhujitian,denghoutianbanqunijiawomenzaishangliangzheijianshi。”