第1章:你躺着,我来!

“啊!”

yigechiguoguodenvrenbeishuaixialechuang。

“shuo,sheipainilaide。”

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失算了!

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送错了酒?

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erqiehaishiqinyankanzhemulianyuhexiaqude。

daodishinalichulewenti?

ranxialaibujiaonao,weilebazheishizuocheng,takeshichileliangbeideyao。

xianzaitayijingkuaiyaokongzhibuzhuzijile。

“mushao,nichihaishibuchi?”

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“……”

mulianyuhaishitouyiciyushangzheiyangdadandenvren。

haiyouzheibunaifandeyuqi……

mulianyumizheyan,yaobeitachanzhe,haoburongyiyazhixiaqudeguqianhuocengdeyixiatengqilai。

shoushangliqiyisong,yilumanyanxiangxia。

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“chi?woyouzheimejibuzeshi?suisuibianbianyigenvrendouyao?”

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“wobushisuibiandenvren!”ranxiayuqiyouxieji。

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youqishi,taxianzaizaineizhongdongxidecijideyoulefanying……

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“穿上衣服,滚!”

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“mushao,niyingle!”

“……”

mulianyuhaishidiyi/ciyushangzheiyangdenvren,yigebatadangliewudenvren。

腮帮子一紧。

“niruoshixianlei,buxiangdong,neinitangzhe,wolai!”

慕连郁:“……”

zheiniantou,nvrendouzheiyangle?

“mushao,nishibushibu/xing?”

慕连郁:“……”

这tm是谁?

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