第1章结婚是笑话
shengjielanman，liankongqidoumimanzhehuaxiangdelitanglimian，suxiwanzhefuqindeshoumanmandezoulejinqu。
erbianqueyizhichuanlaisufudetanxisheng，suxicetoukanleyiyan，sufudeyanhonghongde，fangsixiayimiaojiuyaokuchulaileyiban。
suxiwunaidezaiyipangtixingdao：“ba，zhuyinidebiaoqing，haodaishijiehun，kaixindian。”
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hunyinyuanbenjiushidashi，suoyihunlixianglaishishourenzhufude。
raner，cikedesuximeiyouganshoudaoyisizhufu，neixiebinkechaofengdemuguangdingzheta，rutongkanxiaohuayiban，haoxiangtameizouyibudoushifengciside。
“sheibuzhidaojiangyuzhishentiyouwentia，lianyigezhenzhengdenanrendousuanbushang，zheinvrenjiajita，chukaiweileqian，hainengshishenmea！”
“tingshuoshijialimianpochanle，zheicaimaileshende。”
“haibushibuyaolian，wojiusuanshipochanle，yebuhuijiajizheizhongnanren，jiajinquheshouhuoguayoushenmequbie，zhendeshi**。”
suxitingdaoneixiebinkehaobujihuideshuozhezheixie，dagaijiushiguyirangzijitingjiandeba，renbuzhupiaoleneixieshuohuaderenyiyan，xinlimianqueshifanzhebaiyan。
zheihunlimeishenmebuhaode，erqiejiangyuzhihaishigebuxingde，pengdoubuhuipengziji，zheimaimai，tajuedehuasuan。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yinleyixiazixiangqilaile，suxitaiyanwangqu，zhijianyigexizhuanggelvdenanrenzhanzaineili。
tayanleyankoushui，kandaojiangyuzhineizhangliandeshihou，shunjianjingyandaolengzhule。
wa......zheiwuguanjiugenyishupinyiyang，sihushijingguolejingxidejisuanhediaokeside，peishanglianxinghelunkuo，jianzhishijingweitianren。
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jiangyuzhizhanzaineili，kanzheneigechuanzhebaisehunshadenvrenzouxiangziji，zuijiaodaizheyisibuxiedelengyi。
jiangbeishisuoyoudenvrendoubuhuixiangyaojiajiziji，zheigeweileqianjiajizijidenvren，dagaicishixinlimianshimanmandeweiquhebuganba。
ranerzaisuxikandaojiangyuzhideshihou，weilebiaoshizijideyouhao，suxishuranxiaolexiao，yanjinglimianjiuxiangshiyouxingxingyibanshanyaozhe。
jiangyuzhiweiweiyileng，haimeiyoufanyingguolai，jiujiansuxiyixiazilanshanglejiangyuzhidegebo，zaijiangyuzhideerbianshuodao：“nihao，wojiaosuxi，yihouwomenyaohaohaoxiangchue！”
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yixiangdaozheiyangdekenengxing，jiangyuzhidelianseyixiaziheiyayade，kanqilaihenbuhao。
suxiyihuo，nandaozijishuocuohuale？taliansezenmeturanneimenankan，buguorenzhangdezhendeshihaokana，duizhezheizhanglian，kendinghenxiafanba！
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tahuanshanglezijidejiajufu，lanlandetangzaishafashang，suiranjintianshitajiehun，keshixindadaohaoxianghezijimeiyoushaguanxiside。
tacongxiaoshibeilaobadaidade，suoyizhiyaolaobapinganwushi，tazainalidoujuedemeiyouyali。
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“nizenme......hui......huilaila！”suxigangadexiaolexiaoshuodao，ganjindanledanyifu。
“dongfangye，wohuilaibushihenzhengchangdeshiqingma？”jiangyuzhilengxiaozheshuodao，sangyindichendaizheyisiweiya，jingranshiyiwaidehaoting。
suxihehexiaolexiao，yanjingquebuzizhudepiaolejiangyuzhijiyan。
dongfangyehaoxianghetameiyoushenmeguanxiba......