第4章 来个满汉全席啊

yuzijixinmuzhongzuilixiangde“nanshen”gongtongshenghuoderizi,yinggaishisuoyounvshengmenmengmeiyiqiude,youqishi,zheige“nanshen”haitinghua、guaiqiao、titiedongshi,shenzhihainengweinizhuanlaiyiwaizhicai。zhishi......renhexiangshou,kedoushixuyaofuchudaijiadee!

huanghunbuzhibujuejianlailin,muweiduzimenzaizijidewoshizhong,dakaidiannaoliulanzhezijizhiqiandewanggoujilu,keshilingtabeiganyihuodeshi,zhiqianneitiaogoumaimanhuashujidegoumailishijilu,queyijingxiaoshidewuyingwuzong,buluntayongjingezhongfangfaxunzhao,quequanranzhaobudaorenhegoumaihenji。

“yi,zheizenmehuixiaoshileni?mingmingzhiqianqinyankandao‘fukuanchenggong’deziyanga,zhei,daodishizenmehuishi?fashengleshenmea,weishenmewohuimaidaozheiyangyigeqiguaide,genzhenrenrucixiangxiangdefangzhenjiqiren。”muweiyixiangdaozheili,ganmangqishenlaidaowoshimenqian,suihouqiaoqiaojiangwoshimenlakaiyitiaomenfeng,huanmantantouchuqusixiazhangwangyifan。

“youkenengzhishigemengeryi,duide,duide,wozuijintaileile,haiyoujiushiyigerendaidetaijiu,manhuashukantaiduo,chanshengleqiyidehuanjueba,yidingshizheiyangde。”

“zhuren,ninyoushenmefenfuma?”jiuzaimuweizhengduzisuisuinianquandaozhezijiyiqieshimenghuoshihuanjuedeshihou,st65zaidu**zheshangshen,weixiaozhechuxianzaitademianqian。

muweidailengdezhabaxiashuangyan,zixiaershangdeningwangerqu,yongyoujinzhiquxianxiantiaodeshencai,yijineizhangjingzhiwanmeidemianrong,dapeishangrenchuwuhaidewenhexiaorong,neiyishunjian,muweiganzhidaoneixin,buyouzizhudekuangtiaoqilai。

yushi,taganmangxunsusuohuinaodai,zaidudaliguanshangwoshifangmen,yilianjinghunweidingyoulvedaijisixiusedeshenqingyongshuangshoujinwuzhuzijiguntangdelianjia。

“a!jianzhishiyaofenglea,muweinizaixiangshenmea,neigeren,shigejiqirena,bu,yinggaishuoshiyigemomingchuxiandebumingwutiba,nizheigeshihouzaifanshenmehuachia?

buxingbuxing,zheijueduibukeyi,muweiniyaolengjing,lengjing,lizhidexiangxianggairuhemianduiyanqiandezheigeqingkuang,yijiruhebazheigebumingwutisongzou。”jiuzaimuweizaiyicinulisisuodeshihou,qiaomenshengqueqingshengxiangqi。

muweiyilianmangrandedakaimen,youyicikandao**zheshangbanshendest65,ganmangshanduokaiyanshen,yongshoudangzaiyanqian:“wei,woshuoninengbunengchuanjianyifua,biezongshizheigeyangzizairenmianqianhuangyou。”muweibumandedashengchizebaoyuandao。

st65tingwenbujieditouningwangyifanzijidezhoushen,suihouhuiying:“womendezhezhuangdabanhexingming,shibixuyouzhurenlaizhunbeihejuedingde。”

“a,shenme?”muweijingchahuiwangxiangta,st65kuaisudianyidiantou。

suihoumuweidakaizijideyijujinxingzhefanzhao,yinweipingrilibujuxiaojiedexiguan,muweidefuzhuangjuedaduoshudoupianzhongxingfeng,suoyishuyunannvtongyongchuanzhedekuanshihaisuanpoduo,yushihenkuaidejiulinchuyijianheiseweiyidijist65。

“nixianzanshichuanzheigeba,kuzima,wohaoxiangyouyitiaomeichuanguodexinmaideniuziku,kannizheigeyaowei,yinggaidagai,keyiba......”

ranerliangfenzhonghou,muweishunjianpenxuedexiangshouhuizijiganggangdehuayu,yuanyinshiyinwei,neitiaoxinmaideniuzikubujinst65nengchuan,erqieyaoweishenzhihaidachulenengfangxiayigequantoudekongxijiange。

“hu,weishenmezheiniantou,liangejiqirenyeyaolainvewogaijianfeideshencai。”muweidunshiwunaichongtianfangebaiyanziyutucao。

tingdaomuweizheibanshuodao,st65henkuaiweitaiqitou,yiduichongmanchirezhumudewenqingshuangmoujiucizhushixiangmuwei,muweibujingyihuitouwangqu,dangyuzheiduigourenxinpodeshuangmouduishishangshi,shunjianzaiduwufayizhixinzangyouyibodekuangtiaobuzhi,muweilianmangshanduokaizijideyanshen,erst65quejiucihuanbuzoushangqianlai。

“wei,nini,niyaoganma,ganmaa?biekaojinwoa?”muweitaimouwangjianst65daizheyilianmirendexiaoyi,yibububijin,ganmangjinghuangshicuodehoutuishenshouzudangzhu。

zuizhong,zhongshibeist65bipodaoqiangjiaozaiyewufadongdan,muweizhidenulishenshouchengxiangst65yijiubuduankaojindexiongtang。

“wei,nidaodiyaoganmaa,woshuolenibiekaojinwoa?”jiuzaimuweisixinliefeidahouzhedetongshi,st65quezhiwenheyixiaodeshenshoucongmuweidefasishangniexiayicuobaisederongmao,jierzhanshijimuweikan。

“a!zheige?”muweikandaociyishijianyaran,st65quejixuwenhezhishixiangmuwei,cishiliangrenzhijiandejulijindaozhiyoushiwulimizuoyou,muweinengganshoudaost65biqiangzhongjianjiehuchudewenreqixi。

“zhuren,ninwanshangxiangchishenme,wohuiweininzhunbeide。”jiuzaimuweizhengyizhendanaoduanludejianxi,st65youzaidulvxiankaikouxunwen,muweiweiweidengdaleshuangyanhuranfanyingshanglai,ganggangzaizhiqiandedingzhizhong,aihaojinengyilan,sihuyouxuanquguopengren。

“e,nei,neige,xiangchishenmedouke,keyima?”muweishitandexunwen,st65wenheerxiaodedianyidiantou。

“dangran,wohuijiejinquanlidachengzhurendexuqiu。”

“nei,neige,birumanhanquanxini?”muweiyihuodetuokouerchu,st65tingdaozheigeqingqiuqueweiyouyisichayi,zhiyiruwangchangbandelikediantouyingyun。

“manhanquanxi,zhidaole,qingninshaodeng。”shuozhest65biankuaisuyunaohaizhongjiansuoxiangyingchengxu,souxunxiangguancaipinzhongleiyijicaipu、haiyouchengshineiketigongquanxicaipindejiudiandizhi。

jifenzhonghou,jiansuochengxuwancheng,st65zaiduhuishenwangxiangmuwei:“jiansuochengxuyijingwancheng,zhurenxuyaodemanhanquanxihuijinkuaiweininchengshang,chubuyugushijianweiliangxiaoshi,qingninxiannaixindengdai。”

shuodaozheiliweidengmuweifanyingshanglai,st65bianjingzhiqishenkuaisuxianggongyumenwaibenqu。

“a?shen,shenme?tahaizhennengnonglaimanhanquanxima?zheizenmekenenga,jiuzhengyanggao,zhengxiongzhangneixieshicai,tayaoqunalinongdaoa,ai,weiwei,nidengdengwoa。”muweicishijijingyayouhaoqi,bujinlianmangdashenghuhuanzhejingenzaist65shenhoubenchugongyufangmen。

“aiweiwei,woshuonizheizhunbeidaonaliqunongmanhanquanxia,tingshuoneiyigeyanxiyoujiangjinyibailaidaocaiba?”gongyulouxia,muweikuaisujingenzaibufafeisudest65shenhoubujierangdao。

“zhishaoyibailingbazhong。”st65quehurandaduanqiangbaihuiying。

“a,shenme?”muweishunjianyilianmengbi。

“woshishuomanhanquanxicaiyao,zuishaoxuyaoyibailingbazhong,nancaiwushisidao,beicaiwushisidao,quanxicaishixiantianhunsujunyou,qucaiguangfan,yongliaojingxi,shanzhenhaiweiwusuobubao。

ruxiqian,huixianshangerduixiang,chashuiheshoudie;taimianyousixianguo、siganguo、sikanguohesimijian;ruxihouxianshanglengpanranhourechao,dacaitiancaiyicishangzhuo。

eduile,manhanquanxihaifenweiliuyan,fenbieshi‘mengguqinfanyan’‘yanchenyan’‘wanshouyan’‘qiansouyan’‘jiubaiyan’‘jielingyan’,meizhongyanxidecaipincezhongdianjundouhuiyoubutong,suoyibuzhizhurenninxianzaibijiaopianainayizhongkouwei?wokeyigenjunixiaidekouganlaiweininzhunbei。”

“dengdengdengdeng,dazhu!”st65ganggangshuodaozheili,muweilikezuochuyigejinzhideshoushi:“woshuonihailaizhendea,wojiuneimesuikouyishuo,erqiezheimedayigeyanxi,qunalinengchia?”

“woyijingkaiqiyuanchengditudingweijingzhunjiansuoguo,muqianzaininjuzhudechengshizhong,youliujiaxingjijiudiankeyizhizuociyanxi,erzaijulininsuozaifangweizuijindeyouliangjia。

woganggangyizhidianguojiudian,jiudianfangshuociyanxixutiqianliangzhouyuding,danwotichusanbeijiajia,yijifudaibanlijiudianyiniandingjivipkadetiaojian,tamenlikejiudayingsuishikeyikaishi。”st65yibenzhengjingdehuiying,querangmuweijingdaoxiabachadiandiaoxia。

“shen,shenme?sanbeijiajia,haifudaiyiniandingjivipka,woqu,neideduoshaoqiana?”

“jiudianfangshuokeyidabawuzhedeyouhui,suoyihesuanxialaidejiaweiyinggaishi,shierwanwuqianba。”

“ha?shishishierwan?zheishishenmejuepintianjiaa?”

“ng,jiudianfangshuole,dingjivipxiangmuzhong,huibaohanyinianyicidechujingyou,yangshengxiyu、meirongmeiti、huwaigaoerfujianshen、haiyoumeiyueyixiangdedingjimingzhuanghongjiuzengsongdengzhuduofujiaxiangmu,suoyi,xiangduieryanzheijiaweihaisuanxiangduigongpingheli。”

“bububu,zheibushihebuhelidewenti,zheizuizhongyaodedianzaiyu,woyigegangshangdaerdeqiongxuesheng,naliyouzheimeduoqian?”

“qianyijingyoule。”sheizhizheishist65quemianbugaise,jixuzixinyixiaodeguoduanhuiying,muweizaiduyifubunenglijiedeshenqingyaoyiyaotou。

st65zheishi“shua”dejuqiyizhangcaipiao:“zhuren,zheizhangcaipiaojianghuizhong20wandejiangjin,qingninshouhao,jiudianfeiyongwoxunwenguo,jintiankexiantijiaoliangwandeyudingfei,ninkexianyongxinyongkaxiaofei。

caipiaozaimingtiankaijiang,duijiangshijianzaiyizhouhou,erzhiyaoyizhouneichanghaishangxinyongkadeliangwanxiaofei,neimejiangbuhuiyourenhelixi,jiexialai,ninzhixuyaoqujiudianbujiaohouxudefeiyong,lingwaihainengduozhuanjiangjinqiwankuaiqian。”

tingdaost65zheiyilianchuanshayoujieshidezhengjingtiyi,muweixianshidailengdeningwangtayizhenzhabazhabashuangyan,erhoulikeqifenbuyideyibacongst65shouzhongduoguoneizhangcaipiao。

“ganshenme,shuawowana,niyiweixianzaizaipaishedianshijuma?zheicaipiaoniduoqianmaide?”

“wukuaiqian,a,ganghaonijiewochuandezheijianweiyiliyoushengshikuai,suoyiwojiuyongneigeqianzaiduimianneijiafulicaipiaodianzhongmaile。”st65zhiyizhijieduimiandeneijiaxiaodiankuaisujieshi。

“woqu,jiuwukuaiqiannixianghuan20wana,hongsheini。buguohuashuowozheiyifulijuranhaiyouqian,aiwowennihaiyoumeiyou,haiyoudehuajiwonachulaia?”muweizhengxiangtucao,suihouhenkuaifanyingshangzheidian,bujinlijiluchuyiliantanlandeshenqing,likeshenshouxiangweiyikoudaidangzhong。

st65jianzhuanglikeguaiguaidejuqishuangshouguotouding,buzhuyaotouhuiying:“meiyoulezhuren,woshibuhuigennishuohuangde。”

“zhende?”muweiyilianjiangxinjiangyidebiaoqing,st65likejiangtoudianderutongxiaojizhuomiyiban。

“dangran,womenrengongzhinengjiqirendezuijichushedingjiushi,yongyuanbuhuishuorenhehuangyan。”

“hu,haoba,neizheiyangdehuagankuaihuiquba。”muweidunshimeilezaigenst65naoxiaqudedasuan,jierzhuanshenkuaibuxianggongyudanyuanloumenfangxiangzouqu。

“aizhuren,neininde‘manhanquanxi’ni?”

“manshenmequanxia,quxiaole,jiuneimesuibianyishuohaizhenquchia,yibaiduodaocaiyaochidaonayiniana。he,haiyou,nijurantianzhendeyiweimaizhangcaipiaonengzhongjiang。kanlainimenjiqirendezhishangyebuguoruci。”muweishuodaozheili,buxieditouwangyiyanshouzhongdecaipiao,erhouziwoxiaoshengdunangzhexiangdanyuanloumenneizouqu。

“a,neizhurendeyisishiquxiaocicizhilingma?”st65ningwangzhemuweikuaisuliqudebeiying,cikeyeyihuobujiedeziwendao,suihoubiankuaisuyunaohaizhongyunzhuan,jiezhebianquxiaociciyongcanzhiling。