第1章
“maliudeshaoshui,gangmaixiaquhaimeiyizhuxiangdeshijian,shenzihaishirede!”
“elezheimeduotian,zongsuannengchangchangrouweile!”
“hei!zheinvrenzhangdehaizhenshibulai,chenshentihaishirehude,yaobugejigexianshuangshuang?”
“wokannishifengle!shirenroushiweilehuoming,nibietaniangdegaozheixie!”
“wokanxing,laozixinmaidexifuhaimeishuiguojiuhuanliangshile,laoziyexiangchangchangnvrenshishaziwei!”
“heiheihei......”
......
nanrenmenxialiudehuayuchongchierjian,lanjiubuyuedezhouzhoumeitou,shishenmerenzaishuohua?
henkuai,taqingchudiganjuedaoyourenguolaibalatadeyishang,dunshijinglingdazuo,zailaibujiyoubandianchiyi,moranzhengkaiyanjing,yibaqianzhizhuneibuanfendezhushou。
“鬼啊啊啊啊!”
suizheweisuonandeyishengjianjiao,yijiexiaoshouzhiyijingluozaidishang。
lingwailianggenanrenzhengbeiduizhetamenzaigudaochaihuo,tingjianyourenjianjiao,zhuanguoshenlaijiuma:“nitaniangdeyaowanjiuwan,hanni......”
marendeneigehuameishuowanjiuyi**zuozaidishang,dengdayanjingkanzheyanqiandeyimu,huadoushuobulisuo:“zha......zhashishile?”
lingyigesuiranmeishuohuadanshiyemeihaodaonaliqu,kuzishunjianjiushile,shenshangchuanlaiyigunanwendesaochouwei。
“shuoa,jiezheshuoa。”
lanjiukanzhetamen,yanzhongdaizheshaqi。
“bie......bieguolai......”
jigenanrenjingkongdekanzheta,canjiaoshengcongshandongzhongchuanchulai,banshanghou,lanjiutizheyigezangxixideqiandaizicongshandonglichulai,shenhouhuoshijianda,zheiyangde**,jiuyinggaishaodeganganjingjing。
zheimeyihuierdegongfu,tayijingbashiqingdelailongqumailiqingchule。
tachuanyuele,chenglemingjiaohejiuniangdenongfu,erganggangdeneijigenanren,shibatadeshishencongtuliwachulaixiangyaotianbaozijideduzi,qijianyoujiantazhangdehaokan,qilebuguidexinsi。
xianzaidetajiushihejiuniang。
taiyankanqu,manmukuhuang。
lianxusanniandedahanbisilewushuderen,yuanzhuyijiachiwanlecunliang,budebuqutaohuang,lutujiannan,yuanzhuweilehuzhuzijineinianyoudeyifuzi,shengshengesizailushang。
hejiuniangchuixiayanmou,yuanzhuyeshigekelianren。
kenengshouyuanzhuyishideyingxiang,yuanzhuerzibingruobukandeyangzizonghuichengxianzaiyanqian,yuanzhuxiangrangtaquzhaoerzi。
“ai,”tatanleyikouqi,“hanchengzheiyang,wozijinengbunenghuodoubuzhidao,zenmeyangnierzi?”
shuoqilaitayeshigedaomeicuide,beixirizuixinrenderenhaisi,delechuanyuedejihui,kexingguolaijiushizheimanmuhuangwudechangjing。
zongshitayoutiandadebenshi,yegaibianbuleziranxianxiang。
巧妇难为无米之炊。
zhengzheimexiangzhe,mianqianjiuchuxianleyidaimi,baihuahuade,zaiyangguangxiagewaiyaoyan。
hejiuniangzhenjingdezhualeyiba,quedingshidamiwuyi,buyoudetaitoukanlekantian。
tashuoqiaofuwumi,laotianyejiujitamile?
那她还想要水呢!
midaizipangbian,likechuxianyitongkuangquanshui,shuitonghaishixiandaidebaozhuang,zhanxinde。
hejiuniangdengdayanjing,zheinandaojiushichuanyuedejinshouzhi?
youzheiwanyier,bieshuobangyuanzhuyanggewale,jiushiyangzheizhenggetianxiarendoumeiwentia!
xiangdaozijizhiqiankanguodeyixiexiaoshuolimiandeqingjie,hejiuniangyexuezhebiyanyongyiniancaokongshileshi,zaizhengyandeshihoujiufaxianzijiyijingdaolelingyigedifang。
mianqianshiwudideheidong,dongneixuankong,kongzhongpiaozhegezhonggeyangdedongxi,hejiuniangyishenshoujiunengzhuadao。
“来碗馄饨?”
tachangshizheshuoleyisheng,shoulishunjianjiupengleyiwanreqitengtengdehuntun。
hejiuniangdaxi,bukeqidebaocanleyidun,zhaogedifangzhunbeileyifan,beizheyigebaofushangluzhaoerziqule。
suiranshangyishihaiyouhenduoshiqingmeilaidejiquzuo,neixiedouchengleyongyuanhuisanbuqudeyihan。
danxianzaiyonglebierendeshenti,yegaixianbangbierenbajiarenzhaoguhaobushi?
zaizheiniandai,huoxiaqu,cainengyouxinsixiangbiedeshiqing。
hejiuniangshizhaozheyuanzhudejiyiquzhuijialirende,yuanzhushigeguafu,xinhunzhangfusannianqianchuquzoubiaojiumeihuilaiguo,cunlirendoushuorenkendingmeile,lujiarenbiaomianbuxiangxin,danjianjiandiyesuanshimorenle。
lujiameifenjia,yuanzhuniangliangshangqiegengongpoxiongsaozhuzaiyiqi。
yuanzhuesihou,yijiarenjiandandejiangtayanmai,bianyoucongcongshanglu。
silederengurankexi,danhuozhederenyeyaonuliqutaomingbushi?
haozaigongpoxiongsaorenpindouhaibucuo,yuanzhuzheixieniansuishuochujingjiannan,danyebuzhiyuguobuxiaqu。
lingyibian,lujiarengangzhaolegefeiqidepowuxiejiao。
liangsuiduodexiaohaiyizhichuyuhunmizhuangtai,shouruodeshentizhishengxiapibaogu,lianselahuanghaifazhegaoshao,cishizhengbeilujialaopozisunshibaozaihuaili。
“zheidouliangtianle,yidianxinglaidejixiangdoumeiyou,laotianyezheishixiangbawolaopozideminggenziyeduolequa!”
sunshimoleyibayanlei,xintengdebahaiziwanghuaililoulelou,ranhouhanguodaerxifuyushiwendao:“laodajiade,zanmenjiahaiyoushuima?”
yushiyaotou:“zaoshangneizhenjiumeile。”
shuozhe,yushiyekanleyiyanpopohuailidehaizi,genzhetanleyikouqi:“gouerzheiwazixiaojiudongshi,suiranmeixinglai,queyezhidaozijiniangmeile,nanbucheng......”
tashuodaoyiban,yishidaozijishuocuohua,jimangwuzhuzui,sunshidengtayiyan:“peipeipeiwuyazui!wodegouerhuimeishide!”
gouershitalaoerzideyifuzi,haimeichushengdiejiumeile,shengxialaiyoutiruoduobing,teyijitaqulegejianming,jiupantanenghaohaohuozhe,jieguozuoyeligangsileniang,xianzaiyoubingrugaohuang,nengbunengxinghaishiyihuishi,sunshishizuanxinwozideteng。
“shiwobuhao,haoduanduandejingshuozheixiehunhua!niangbiezheji,gouerkendinghuihaoqilaide,sandimeitengaihaizi,kendinghuibaoyoutade!”
yushianweiliangju,kanpoponianjidale,lianseyebushihenhao,xiangshangqianbangmangbaohaizi,sunshiquejujuele。
suiranzuishangguaizui,dansunshixinliqueshiqingchude,zheilutujiannan,zhuangnianrendouchengbuzhujiri,gengbietizheicongxiaojiutiruodehaizile。
tajiuzhixiangzaibuduodeshijianli,duobaobaozheikumingdexiaosunzi,wangtaduohuojitian。
“niangqin......”
buzhizenmede,hunmidehaiziweiweizhengkaiyanjing,shouruodexiaoshouxuhuanglehuang:“niangqinhuilaile......”