第1章

第1章

“maliudeshaoshui,gangmaixiaquhaimeiyizhuxiangdeshijian,shenzihaishirede!”

“elezheimeduotian,zongsuannengchangchangrouweile!”

“hei!zheinvrenzhangdehaizhenshibulai,chenshentihaishirehude,yaobugejigexianshuangshuang?”

“wokannishifengle!shirenroushiweilehuoming,nibietaniangdegaozheixie!”

“wokanxing,laozixinmaidexifuhaimeishuiguojiuhuanliangshile,laoziyexiangchangchangnvrenshishaziwei!”

“heiheihei......”

......

nanrenmenxialiudehuayuchongchierjian,lanjiubuyuedezhouzhoumeitou,shishenmerenzaishuohua?

henkuai,taqingchudiganjuedaoyourenguolaibalatadeyishang,dunshijinglingdazuo,zailaibujiyoubandianchiyi,moranzhengkaiyanjing,yibaqianzhizhuneibuanfendezhushou。

“鬼啊啊啊啊!”

suizheweisuonandeyishengjianjiao,yijiexiaoshouzhiyijingluozaidishang。

lingwailianggenanrenzhengbeiduizhetamenzaigudaochaihuo,tingjianyourenjianjiao,zhuanguoshenlaijiuma:“nitaniangdeyaowanjiuwan,hanni......”

marendeneigehuameishuowanjiuyi**zuozaidishang,dengdayanjingkanzheyanqiandeyimu,huadoushuobulisuo:“zha......zhashishile?”

lingyigesuiranmeishuohuadanshiyemeihaodaonaliqu,kuzishunjianjiushile,shenshangchuanlaiyigunanwendesaochouwei。

“shuoa,jiezheshuoa。”

lanjiukanzhetamen,yanzhongdaizheshaqi。

“bie......bieguolai......”

jigenanrenjingkongdekanzheta,canjiaoshengcongshandongzhongchuanchulai,banshanghou,lanjiutizheyigezangxixideqiandaizicongshandonglichulai,shenhouhuoshijianda,zheiyangde**,jiuyinggaishaodeganganjingjing。

zheimeyihuierdegongfu,tayijingbashiqingdelailongqumailiqingchule。

tachuanyuele,chenglemingjiaohejiuniangdenongfu,erganggangdeneijigenanren,shibatadeshishencongtuliwachulaixiangyaotianbaozijideduzi,qijianyoujiantazhangdehaokan,qilebuguidexinsi。

xianzaidetajiushihejiuniang。

taiyankanqu,manmukuhuang。

lianxusanniandedahanbisilewushuderen,yuanzhuyijiachiwanlecunliang,budebuqutaohuang,lutujiannan,yuanzhuweilehuzhuzijineinianyoudeyifuzi,shengshengesizailushang。

hejiuniangchuixiayanmou,yuanzhuyeshigekelianren。

kenengshouyuanzhuyishideyingxiang,yuanzhuerzibingruobukandeyangzizonghuichengxianzaiyanqian,yuanzhuxiangrangtaquzhaoerzi。

“ai,”tatanleyikouqi,“hanchengzheiyang,wozijinengbunenghuodoubuzhidao,zenmeyangnierzi?”

shuoqilaitayeshigedaomeicuide,beixirizuixinrenderenhaisi,delechuanyuedejihui,kexingguolaijiushizheimanmuhuangwudechangjing。

zongshitayoutiandadebenshi,yegaibianbuleziranxianxiang。

巧妇难为无米之炊。

zhengzheimexiangzhe,mianqianjiuchuxianleyidaimi,baihuahuade,zaiyangguangxiagewaiyaoyan。

hejiuniangzhenjingdezhualeyiba,quedingshidamiwuyi,buyoudetaitoukanlekantian。

tashuoqiaofuwumi,laotianyejiujitamile?

那她还想要水呢!

midaizipangbian,likechuxianyitongkuangquanshui,shuitonghaishixiandaidebaozhuang,zhanxinde。

hejiuniangdengdayanjing,zheinandaojiushichuanyuedejinshouzhi?

youzheiwanyier,bieshuobangyuanzhuyanggewale,jiushiyangzheizhenggetianxiarendoumeiwentia!

xiangdaozijizhiqiankanguodeyixiexiaoshuolimiandeqingjie,hejiuniangyexuezhebiyanyongyiniancaokongshileshi,zaizhengyandeshihoujiufaxianzijiyijingdaolelingyigedifang。

mianqianshiwudideheidong,dongneixuankong,kongzhongpiaozhegezhonggeyangdedongxi,hejiuniangyishenshoujiunengzhuadao。

“来碗馄饨?”

tachangshizheshuoleyisheng,shoulishunjianjiupengleyiwanreqitengtengdehuntun。

hejiuniangdaxi,bukeqidebaocanleyidun,zhaogedifangzhunbeileyifan,beizheyigebaofushangluzhaoerziqule。

suiranshangyishihaiyouhenduoshiqingmeilaidejiquzuo,neixiedouchengleyongyuanhuisanbuqudeyihan。

danxianzaiyonglebierendeshenti,yegaixianbangbierenbajiarenzhaoguhaobushi?

zaizheiniandai,huoxiaqu,cainengyouxinsixiangbiedeshiqing。

hejiuniangshizhaozheyuanzhudejiyiquzhuijialirende,yuanzhushigeguafu,xinhunzhangfusannianqianchuquzoubiaojiumeihuilaiguo,cunlirendoushuorenkendingmeile,lujiarenbiaomianbuxiangxin,danjianjiandiyesuanshimorenle。

lujiameifenjia,yuanzhuniangliangshangqiegengongpoxiongsaozhuzaiyiqi。

yuanzhuesihou,yijiarenjiandandejiangtayanmai,bianyoucongcongshanglu。

silederengurankexi,danhuozhederenyeyaonuliqutaomingbushi?

haozaigongpoxiongsaorenpindouhaibucuo,yuanzhuzheixieniansuishuochujingjiannan,danyebuzhiyuguobuxiaqu。

lingyibian,lujiarengangzhaolegefeiqidepowuxiejiao。

liangsuiduodexiaohaiyizhichuyuhunmizhuangtai,shouruodeshentizhishengxiapibaogu,lianselahuanghaifazhegaoshao,cishizhengbeilujialaopozisunshibaozaihuaili。

“zheidouliangtianle,yidianxinglaidejixiangdoumeiyou,laotianyezheishixiangbawolaopozideminggenziyeduolequa!”

sunshimoleyibayanlei,xintengdebahaiziwanghuaililoulelou,ranhouhanguodaerxifuyushiwendao:“laodajiade,zanmenjiahaiyoushuima?”

yushiyaotou:“zaoshangneizhenjiumeile。”

shuozhe,yushiyekanleyiyanpopohuailidehaizi,genzhetanleyikouqi:“gouerzheiwazixiaojiudongshi,suiranmeixinglai,queyezhidaozijiniangmeile,nanbucheng......”

tashuodaoyiban,yishidaozijishuocuohua,jimangwuzhuzui,sunshidengtayiyan:“peipeipeiwuyazui!wodegouerhuimeishide!”

gouershitalaoerzideyifuzi,haimeichushengdiejiumeile,shengxialaiyoutiruoduobing,teyijitaqulegejianming,jiupantanenghaohaohuozhe,jieguozuoyeligangsileniang,xianzaiyoubingrugaohuang,nengbunengxinghaishiyihuishi,sunshishizuanxinwozideteng。

“shiwobuhao,haoduanduandejingshuozheixiehunhua!niangbiezheji,gouerkendinghuihaoqilaide,sandimeitengaihaizi,kendinghuibaoyoutade!”

yushianweiliangju,kanpoponianjidale,lianseyebushihenhao,xiangshangqianbangmangbaohaizi,sunshiquejujuele。

suiranzuishangguaizui,dansunshixinliqueshiqingchude,zheilutujiannan,zhuangnianrendouchengbuzhujiri,gengbietizheicongxiaojiutiruodehaizile。

tajiuzhixiangzaibuduodeshijianli,duobaobaozheikumingdexiaosunzi,wangtaduohuojitian。

“niangqin......”

buzhizenmede,hunmidehaiziweiweizhengkaiyanjing,shouruodexiaoshouxuhuanglehuang:“niangqinhuilaile......”