有趣的人有趣的事

bengaixianzaibazhouxiaopingtaichuqu,danshitabenshenjiufeipang,daigexiaopingzhihuizengjiaweixianjilv。

xianglaixiangqu,zhoujiaojiaodakaixitongdegoumaijiemian,xuanzhongleyibaijindezhixuedan。

xiangyebuxiangdelijigoumai,suihousongdaolezhouxiaopingdezuili。

buguobuchuyike,zhouxiaopingdeyishibiankaishiqingxiqilai,dangzhenqixiao!

zhouxiaopingkandaozhoujiaojiaodeshihou,sihuhaiyouyishunjiandebuxiangxin,shentitengtonglezhihou,tacaiyishidaozheibushizuomeng。

“jiejie,nizenme……”

zhouxiaopingshengyindaizheweiqu,zheixietiantaconglaibucengweiqu,kandaozhoujiaojiaodeneiyikebianzaiyebengbuzhule。

zhoujiaojiaoneixinyousuochudong,zheiyangwangbagaozidechuxiong,youchaoyiritayidingyaogualeta!

zhoujiaojiaopailepaitashangqiewanhaodepifu,qingshenganwei:“bieshuohuale,wolaijiunichuqu。”

zhouxiaopingyaoleyaotou:“woshenshangbeisuomanleliaokao,chubuqude,jiejienengguolaikankanwo,wojiusierwuhanle,jiejieruoshidailedao,jiwoyigetongkuaijiuhao,woyebuxiangqianlianjiejie……”

“shuoshenmeshahua,lailejiushiyaojiuni。”zhoujiaojiaonachuleyigentiesi,sanxiawuchuerdebazhouxiaopingshenshangdesuoyouliaokaodakai。

zhouxiaopingkandefadaile,tajiejiejingranhaiyouzheiyangdeshentong。

“keshiwaimianyouchuxiongdexiarenbashou,womenzenme……”

zhoujiaojiaogoulegouchun:“xianzaishijimeidaoni。”

zhouxiaopingyanjinglidoushiyihuo,danhaishixiangxinleta。

“nizaizheilihaohaohuifutili,wodainifanqiangliuzou。”

……

yebansangeng,turancongneibiandexiangfangzhongchuanchuguniangdecanjiaosheng。

zhoujiaojiaoxiaolexiao,xianzaijiushizuihaodejihuile。

zheishengyinshengsilijie,haoyinbitamenliangdedongjing,xianzaishizuihaodeshihou,zhoujiaojiaofuqilepangbiandezhouxiaoping。

tarenzhendeshuodao:“congxianzaikaishi,shenmeshiqingdoutingwode,wulunruhewoyaodainichuqu,zhidaole?”

“ng!”zhouxiaopingzhiguzhediantou。

zhoujiaojiaojiangzijibaohaodeyitaoganjingyifujizhouxiaopinghuanshang,haorangxueshuibuzhiyuliudaodishangjirentianjiaxiansuo。

tadaizhezhouxiaopingbikaizhongzhongbashoudechaifang,youkandaozhongduojiadingpazaichuxiongdefangmentoukan。

shenmeyangdezhuzi,bianyoushenmeyangzidejiading。

一切都不足为奇。

zhoujiaojiaolaizhishi,yijingzailiangcangfangleqianxian,zhiyaotabahuomiaorengjinqu,jinyehuixiangdanghaokan。

zhoujiaojiaoyibiandaizhezhouxiaopingtaopao,yibiandakaihuozhezirengjinleliangcang。

zijizegenzhouxiaopinglianggerenduojinchaoshideyijiao。

“zaizheilizanghaole,dengzheilidaluanqilai,jiushiwomentaozoudehaoshiji!”

zhouxiaopingzhongzhongdediantou,zenmexianzaidejiejiebingbuxiangzhiqianneiyanghanhanshashade,fanerbiandeyouyongyoumoule。

buxiaoyike,huoguangsishe。

buzhishisheidahanleyiju:“liangcangzoushuila——kuaijiuhuo!”

congjiaoluokanguoqu,suoyourendoukaishimanghuoqilai,shenzhilianchuxiongdoutiqikuzichulai。

canglaodemianrong,lianshangdaizheyinli,goulouzhebeibu,kantayiyandoujuedekepazhiji。

suanle,buguantadeshi,xianzaijiushizuihaodetaopaoshiji!

“lengzheganma,zheishiliangcang,nimendouxiangesileshima!”

suoyoudejiadingdoumanghuangdeguoqujiuhuo,xianzaijiebeishizuidimideshihou,zhoujiaojiaolazhezhouxiaopingjiuxiangmenwaipao。

haoburongyicongchuxiongdeyuanzichuqu,paodaoleyigepianpidexiaohepangbian。

“denghuierwobanisongdaoshanhoumiandepomiao,suiranpojiuleyixie,danhaodainengzhuren,dengfengtouguoqule,wozaidainihuilai。”

“好。”

zhouxiaopingmianluchourong,danzhishidizhetou。

zhoujiaojiaomashangfajuelezhouxiaopingdebudui:“zenmele,shibushibushufu?”

“bushi……”zhouxiaopingjieshidao,“shichaifangdepangbianhaiyouyixiexinbanglaideguniang,tamenhuijiwodichide,buzhidaowozheiyizou,tamenhuizenmeyang。”

shenmeqingkuang,zhoujiaojiaoyouxiecuoe。

buhuishizhouxiaopingdeshengmuxinbaofaleba,takemeiyoujinglizaihuiquyitangle,neishizitouluowang!

zhouxiaopingsuijiyixiao,shuodao:“meishila,jiejie,wojiushiniantaoyixia,tamendouyouzijideming,womenkuaipaoba。”

xinghao,zhouxiaopinghaisuanshidongshi,zheirangzhoujiaojiaohenjiaoao,youshanliangdexin,queyebushishazi。

zheiyangdeduiyouhaishigehaoduiyou!

haimeiyihuier,zhoujiaojiaojiukandaocongchuxiongyuanzilipaochulaidedapiguniang,youdejingranhaichuanzhehuafu!

zheigechuxiongdanziguorangouda,lianzhenshangdexiaojiedouganbangguolai,haiyoushenmeshitabugandeme!

“她们怎么都……”

zhouxiaopinglazhuleyigezhengzaibenpaodexiaoguniang:“nimenzenmedou……”

“xiaoping,niyechulaile,xietianxiedi!”

“daodishizenmehuishi?”zhoujiaojiaomianseyileng,wendao。

zheigeguniangjieshidao:“woyebuzhidao,zhizhidaoliangcangshihuo,shenzhihaiqianlianlechufanghehoubiandexiangfang!yebuzhidaozenmehuishi,guanwomendelongzimomingqimiaodebeidakaile!”

zhoujiaojiaoxinliyijing,zheishigekongkaisuo!

chuxiongdeyuanzililingyougaoren,nenggekongkaisuoderen,xiangbineilishifenhunhou。

zhoujiaojiaoxiayishijiuxiangdaolebaitiankandaodeneigebaiyinanzi。

youyaoleyaotou,budui,neigenanrenyikanjiuzhidaoyouxietiruoduobing,shenzileiruodehen,zenmekenengyouzheimeshenhoudeneili?

kebushita,youhuishisheini,daodishisheizangzaichuxiongdeyuanzili。

zheilijueduiburongxiaoqu,danzuihaodejieguo,shisuoyoudeguniangdoubeifangchulaile。

zhoujiaojiaogensuoyourenshuodao:“huiqinhuaizhendeguniangxiangdongbianpao,pingkangzhendeguniangxiangxibian,zuihaojiebantongxing,qianwanbiezaibeirenzhuahuilaile。”

tanengzuode,yezhiyouzheixiele。

fenbiezhihou,zhoujiaojiaosisuoyifan,ruoshidoupaole,sheiyebunengzhaizhizheigerenshita,neizhouxiaopingzongranhuijiayewufang。

“zou,xiaoping,jiedainihuijia!”

zhouxiaopingtiantiandediantou,xiaorongyangqi:“ng。”

……

yipianhuoguang,xingfengyijiuanrandezuozaianjiqianmian,tuikailechuanghu,kanzhewaimiandeyehuo。

tazhizhetourenzhendekanzhe,zhongrenmangliupibei,zhiyoutayijiushiburanchenai,xiangshiyigezhexian,baiyifanfei。

turantiaoruleyigeheiyinanzi,zaitamianqianxiaguibaoquan:“zhushang,shiqingdouzuohaole。”

“ng。”xingfengdandankanleyiyan,zhilezhiwaimiandehuo,“kan,jinyemeima?”

nanzimolemotou,budongzhushangdeyisi。

xingfenggouqiyixiao,jintianshenshiyouqu。

youquderen,youqudeshi。