第5章 你们不养,我们家养

lanbaoerzhengyaochi,keyoukandaoshangximeikukutitipaojinwulilai。

tajiangdantafeikuaisaijinlezhumiezhaozixiazanghao。

yiqian,shangximeiyouhaochide,yezheimezangdongxi,bujitakan,gengbujitachi。

“lanbaoer!”shangximeimozhelei,zhizhelanbaoerkudao,“niyoumeiyoukandaowodetongjing?”

lanbaoerzhazheyan,gangcaikandaole,danxianzaimeikandao。

“meiyou。”lanbaoeryaotou。

“bu,niyidingkandaole,neitongjingshinide,nishibushishileshenmeyaoshuyoutouzoule?woniangshuonishenshentaotaohuiyaoshu,shenshanghaihuifachuguguaidexiangsheng。”shangximeikuzhe,chongguoqusoulanbaoerdeyidou。

danbeizoulaideshanganpinglakaile,“buxuqifulanbaoer!”

erlangshanganshunzhuazheshangximeidegebo,yizhijiangtatuidaomenwai,“xiaohuale,ninadeshilanbaoerdetongjing,diulehaiganzhaotayaohui?niyaobuyaolian?”

“buyaolian!tututututu——”sanlangshanganhechaoshangximeizuolegeguilian,tuzheshetou。

shangximeiwadiyisheng,fangshengdaku,mozheleizhuanshenjiupao,“niang,daagongjiadegegemenqifuwo,wuwuwuwu——”

“heng,haihaoyisiku?shangximeiniqifulanbaoerhaoduocile,bieyiweiwomeikandao!nizaiqifuta,dangxinwozounia,lanbaoerxianzaishiwomeimei!”erlangshanganshunchaopaoyuandeshangximeidashengshuo。

shangximeipaodebukuai,tingdaoleshanganshunshuodehua,yuefakule。

kandaotapaodemeiyingle,gesayouyiqihongzhelanbaoer,“lanbaoer,nibiepa,yougegemenzai,ximeizaibuganqifuni。”

lanbaoerkanzhesangetangge,liezuiweixiao。

“youhaochide,yiqichiba?”lanbaoeryexihuanzheisanweigege,jiekaizhumiegaizi,nachuneihedanta。

gesakandaodanta,yanjingdengdedadade。

youqishizuixiaodeshanganhe,zhangzhezui,koushuizhiliu。

tamendefuqinsihou,quankaoshangdaagongjirenxiedianshuxinchaodianshuguorizi,zhinenghungebanbao,damifanchidedoushao,dianxingengshishechipin,guoniancaichishangyidian,haishiyinweizulirensonglaide,tamencaichideshang。

xiangdantazheimejingmeidedianxin,bieshuochile,tamenshidiyicijiandao。

buguo,daodishizuogegede,tamenbuhaoyisiyaosisuixiaomeimeilanbaoerdechishi,quandoubaishou,“womenbue,lanbaoernichiba。”

lanbaoerquejianchiyaotamenchi,“yousigeni,womensigerenyirenyigeba。”

tadakaizhihe,jiangdantafenbiesaidaogesadeshouli,“yaokuaidianchie,chimanlejiubuhaochile。”

taxiannaqiyigeqingqingyaoleyikou,xiangxiangruanruande,youjidanwei,haiyouniunaixiang,haishitiande。

lanbaoerchidexiaomimide。

gesakanleyanshoulidedanta,genzhetayaoleyikou,guoran!

太好吃了!

lanbaoertaihaole,lanbaoerhetamenyoufutongxiang,neitamenyaogenlanbaoeryounantongdang!

“nimengangcaizaichaoshenme?”zaiyuanwaizashulinjianzhechaihuodeshangdaagong,yuanyuandiqiaojianwufangdexiaosunnvbeizijiasangesunzinianzoule,haikukutitide,shangdaagongchenzhelianzoujinleyuanli,“dalang,youqifumeimeileshibushi?”

shangdaapogenzaihoumian,yejinleyuanli,lianglaojiangjiandekushuzhiduizaiyuanjiao,yiqizoujinlezhengwu。

“nimenbaximeimakule,yihuierliushenkebuhuiraonimen。dadeqifuxiaode,keshibuduide。”shangdaapochenzhelian,kanleyansangebushengxindesunzi。

“yeye,nainai,neishiyinweiximeiqifulanbaoer!ximeibilanbaoerdani,yeshidadeqifuxiaodeni!”dalangshanganpingbufuqidirangzheshuo。

shangdaagongtingdeyileng,“jiujingzenmehuishi?”

“womendangranbuhuiwuyuanwugudemaximei。”shanganpingjianggangcaifashengdeshiqing,genshangdaagongshuole。

“laotouzi,ximeizheihaizikebuduini,nalelanbaoerdedongxi,zijinongdiule,hailaizhaolanbaoerdemafan,taibuxianghuale!”zhidaozhenxiangdeshangdaapo,yiliandebuman。

“jiranshizheiyang,neinimenzuodedui。”shangdaagongpaipaidasunzidejiantou,“anping,nishizhangfangzhangsun,shisunerbeizhongnianjizuidade,didimeimeimenchaojia,nidezhuchigongdao。”

“zhidaole,yeye。”shanganpingtingzhexiaoxiongfu,yiliandejiaoao。

“dabo,nimenjiaanpingxianghuama?taneimedagerenle,zenmeqifuxiaodemeimeini?”shangliushendeshengyin,zailibayuanmenwaidashengrangdao。

shangdaagongdemeitouzhouqi,kanxiangleyuanmenneili。

zhijianshangliushentuizhezijiananren,zhuazhenver,dabujinleyuanli。

“dabo,nishuoguo,banshiyaogongping,jintiannijiasangesunziqifuleximei,haimatayaodata,zheishierzenmeshuo?”shangliuzhudanzhexiuzi,zhanzaizhengmenwai。

shangdaagongchenzhelianse,“nimenlaidezhenghao,jianglanbaoerdeshiqingyibingshuoleba。”tachaosangesunzifenbiediantou,“qubajijiashushushenshenmenqinglai,jiushuoyaokaihuile。”

zuotianwanshang,shangdaagongjiuanpaisangesunzifenbietongzhilegejia,shuoshangwuyaokaitanghui。

sangesunzidayingzhe,feikuaipaozouhanrenqule。

“xingba,nimenshangyinimende,shangyihaoledeshuoanpingtamenqifuximeideshi。”shangliuzhuzhaoledengzizaidamenpangzuoxiale。

shangliushenyezhaolexiaodengzi,baozhenverzuozaiyipangdeng。

shangximeizechaowulidelanbaoerdengleyan,tuletushetou。

lanbaoerlazheshangdaapodeyijiao,zangzaileshenhou。

henkuai,shangjiagefangderenluxuqianlai。

yijinyuanmen,dajiafenfenrangzheshuo,“dabo,womenjiakunnana,keyangbuqilanbaoer,biezhaowojia。”

shangdaagongqixichenlechen,dengdajiadouzhaoleyizidengzizuoxia,tajiangmuguangsaoxiangleshangjiawufangdedaerzishangwuzhudeshenshang,“wuzhu,nijiajieguoquyangba。”

shangliuzhudegegeshangwuzhuyixiazitiaoleqilai,“neizenmecheng?wojiakeyangbule。wojiameiduodekongwuzi,zongbunengranglanbaoergentieniushuiyiwuba?zheixiangshenmehua?tieniukeshinanwazi。haishirangliuzhuyangba,liuzhujiashinvwa,buxuyaolingwaianpaiwuzi。”

shangliuzhunaganzaijiehuilanbaoer?

“woxifuyouwaerle,jiezheigezaixinghuiqu,woerziyoushilewozhaosheiqushuoli?”shangliuzhurangqilai。

“e,nibuyaozaixing,nandaowojiugaiyaozaixing?”shangwuzhuyerang。

“douzhuzui!”shangwuapochaolianggeerzihouyisheng,kanxiangshangdaagong,“dage,wozheiliangerzijiayekunnana。wuzhujiaqiong,mianqianghukou,taxifushenzihaibuhao。liuzhujiayouhuailewa,nihaishilingzhaobierenba。”

“反正我家不养。”

“我家也不养。”

shangwuagongjianquanjiadoubutongyiyanglanbaoer,tayeshuo,“haizihaishifangzaibiejiayangba,dage。”

“dage,yaobu,nikancunlibiejiayaobuyaonvwa,balanbaoersongzouzuogetongyangxiyeshibucuode。”shangsiagongzhualezhuatoupishuo。

“nijiwobizui,womenshangjiaguniangjuebukenengzuorenjiatongyangxi!nizijilanduochengtianxiangzhemaidiaoerzihuanqian,wokebuxiangni!”shangdaagongnudejianlegunzichaoshangsiagongdecanjituihenhenqiaoleyigunzi。

dadeshangsiagongbuzhuditiaojiao,“neishiyiqian,woxianzaibushimeimaima?”

“nigangcaibushihaixiangmailanbaoerma?niganxiang,woganda!”

laodagejiaoxunbutinghuadedidi,yiyuanziderenmeirenganzhisheng。

“dagenijiujingshiweiledawo,haishiweileshangyilanbaoerdeshi?”jiaohualanduodeshangsiagong,yanzhuerzhuanlezhuan,mangshuodao。

shangdaagongyeqiaochulaile,zheixierenmeiyigeshengshide,jiusuanshiqiangxingjianglanbaoersaidaobiejiayangzhe,jianglaibushibeimai,jiushibeinvedai。

“xingle,nimenbuyang,womenjiayangle!”shangdaagongchenlechenqixi,dashengshuo。