第6章
cunzhangshigeshenqiangtipodezhongnianren，biliangshangjiazheyifuyanjing，kanqilaidaoshipoyouwenhuarendeqizhi。ranercishiyijingchuanbianzhenggecun，guolaikanrenaoderenyeyuelaiyueduo，jiangzhuangjiaweilongdelisancengwaisanceng。
zaicunzili，yaoshiyousheijiayaofengejia，neikeshiyaohongdongcunzidedashijian。genghekuang，zhuangjiadeqingkuangbutong，neishijimuyujizi，haishigecanfeiledejizi。
这笑话可有的看的。
“chenguihua，nichulai！”cunzhangpaidazhezhuangjiadedamen，shengyinlitouzhexiexuwunai。jiaomenyijingjiaoleshifenzhongle，kechenguihuashizhongmeiyouxiangyaokaimendeyisi。
gangcaichenguihuaguanmenzhihou，yizhiduozaimenhoutingqiangjiao，yitingshuozhuangshengyaofenjia，haiyaoyaoyijianwuzi，tazenmenengleyini？zheifangzikeshiliujitadeerzizhuanglaidiquxifuyongde。
“nichulai，tingjianmei？zongbazijiguanqilaiyouyoushenmeyong？shiqingzongdeyaojiejuele！”cunzhangredenazhepushanyishanyishande，qijixia，henhendichuilejixiadamen。
duozaimenhoudechenguihuabeizheituruqilaidexiangshengheleyitiao，paizhexiongfuduizhewaibianhoudao：“wobuchuqu！renjiachenjianhuashuole，wochuqujiuzousiwo！”
“hahaha......yuanlaishizheiyanga！jianhuaa！nikezhenbenshi，barenjiaguihuahededoubuganchumenle。”
“jiushia！jianhua，nishuonipangdakuiwude，tiliuguihuahaibugentiliuxiaojiziside，guaibuderenjiahaipaleni！”
“aiyo！zheitianbupadibupadechenguihua，yuanlaiyeyoupazoudeshihouni！”
“哈哈哈！！”
cunminmenkaishiyilunfenfen，zaizheiyangdehuanshengxiaoyuxia，daoyeshaolejifenyansudeqifen，weizheiyanredexiatianduotianleyifenliangshuangzhiqi。
“xinglexingle，doubieshuole。jianhuajiushuoleyiju，jiubarenjiahedebuganchumenle，nimenzaishuo，budejitaheniaokuzileya！”cunzhangyejiezhecunmindehuakaishijiecha。
chenguihuayitinglaiqile，dong——deyishengkailemen，shuangshouchayao，yifuqishixiongxiongdehan：“sheipalea！sheipalea！chenjianhua，xianzaizheimexierenshouzheni！youbenshiniguolaizousiwoa！zousiwo，nijiwochangming；zoubusiwo，nichiyibeizidelaofan！”
chenjianhuabenlaijiushigebujingjideren，yitingzheihua，tiaozhejiaojiuyaoshangqianquganjia，chenguihuahedeyigeduoshenzangdaolecunzhangdeshenhou。zhongrenyikanzheixingshi，lianmangqujianchenjianhua。
chenwanglongzhizaiyipanghenhendidengleyiyan，chenjianhuabianguaiguaidizhandingbudongle，yishijian，zhongrenyoushiyizhenhongxiao。
“haolehaole！jintianni！zanmendajiadoushiweilezhuangshengdeshiqinglaide，chenguihua，banijiadangjiadejiaochulai。”cunzhangduizhechenguihuaminglingdao，doutandaofenjiadeshiqingshangle，zenmekenengrenyouyigenvrenzuozhuni？
“dangjiade？wojiushidangjiade，shashizhaowojiusuanshu！”chenguihuazhigaoqiangdehuiying，zaizheigecunli，chenguihuajiushizhuangjiadewang，zheijianshiqingwurenbuzhi，wurenbuxiao。
cunzhangwunaidetanxi，balebale，zheigeweiweinuonuodezhuangqiang，jiusuanjiaochulaiyouyoushenmeyongni？
“jirannizuozhu，neizanmenjintianjiulaihaoshengshuodaoshuodao，zhuangshengdeyisini，shixiangyaofenjia。”cunzhangzaishudixiadezhuoziqianzuolexialai，zhongrenyezaishuxiadetuposhangxidierzuo，neiguzirenzhenjing，jiuhaoxiangzaitingyichushifenjingcaidedaxiyiyang。
“fenjia？fenjiahaoa！”chenguihuahuiying，tababudeni！
“hao，jirannizheimetongkuai，neinijuedingyixiaba！shibadongwujizhuangsheng，haishibaxiwujizhuangsheng？”cunzhangyaozhepushan，yiliandeyanjinyongshoufulefujiazaibiliangshangdeyanjing，yifushenxunguandejiashi。