“neige……nixianbangwobaliangbiandezhuziwangwaibayixiaba，wohaoxiangbeikazhule。”
zhongchengzheiyitangkemeiyouxianzhe，shoulibaozheyidakunsunzibushuo，beilouyebeitiandemanmandangdangde。
tadezheifangmianqinanhenmanyi，zheirenguoranshiganhuodeyibahaoshou。
“麻烦死了。”
qinanbiaomianshanghenbuqingyuan，shoushangdedongzuohaishihenkuai，tabakazhubeiloudeneijigenzhuzixiangwaibailebai，zhongchengshunjianganjuebeishangyisong，limajiuzoudaolewaimiandekongdishang，bashoushanghebeishangdedongxidouxielechulai。
taheqinanyiqibasunzijibowanhou，liangrenjiuxianglaishineiyang，tabeizhebeilouhechaihuozouzaiqianmian，qinanjiugenzaitadehoumianzouzhe。
liangrenbaochizhebuyuanbujindejuli，bufadepinlvquechuqideyizhi，zaiyangguangdeyingzhaoxia，tamendeyingzicishizhengjianbingjiandezhanzaiyiqi。
“daihuierwomenzaiyiqiquyigedifangba，xianbasunzifangzailishujia。”zhongchengturanzhuantouxiangqinantiyidao。
“去干什么？”
qinanxianzaiyigerenzhu，yaojindeshiqingdaoshimeiyou，danyeyaonongqingchuzhongchengdemudehou，tacaijuedingyaobuyaoqu。
“woxiangqucuntoudehebianlimianmoyu，ranhouzaineilidashangyigeshizao，zijikaoyulaichi。”
paqinanyoushenmegulv，tayoushuochulezijizhiqianguanchahaodedongxi。“wodoudunlehaojicile，faxianzhiyaotaiyangluoshanhou，hebianjibenjiumeirenqule。
nixiang，womenyaoshizaineilidianzheyiduigouhuo，yiqichizhekaoyu，wangshitoushangbaishangyitanjiu，zaipeidianchaoxiangdehuashengmi，neijiubietiyouduomeshutanle。
chibaohezuhoutangzaishitoushangchuichuifeng，shunbianguanwangyixiatianshangdexingzi，neijintianzheiyitianjiujianghuiyimeihaojieshu。”
zhongchengdetiyiyeshenshendebaqinanjixiyinzhule。
tayiqianconglaimeiyouxiangshouguozheizhonglequ，xianzaihaizhendeyouxiexiangwang。
buguozheixiaozimiaoshudezenmeyouxiexiandaideganjue。
tabuhuiyeshichuanyuedeba。
qinanxinliyigedeng，xiangyaoshitanyixia。
yaozhenshihetayiyangdelailidehua，neitayesuanyujianlegelaoxiang，yihouzaizheiyishizhizhongyesuanyoulegebaner。
ruguobushi，neitayemeishenmegulv。fanzhengtayoutingbudong?
“shayalaoda，nidaodidayingbudayinga！”
“nibieji。”qinansikaozheyaowennajigewenti。
“zenmehuibuji，wojia，taiyangmashangjiuyaoluoshanle，wojintiandoubudasuanzuofan，jiudenghebiankaoyuneiyidunle。”
zhongchengduiyucishixumouyijiu，yixiangdaojintianbunengchishangkaoyu，tajiuzhuaxinnaofeiganjuenanshoudehen。
“wozhidaoniji，dannixianbieji，nilaolaoshishihuidawojigewenti，dachulaihouwozaijuedingyaobuyaoqu。”
“快说。”
qinanshitanxingdewenchulediyigewenti。“yaoyuandedongfangyouyitiaolong，tademingzijiaoshenme？”
zheigewentishitandeshizhongchengshibushihetatongyigeguojiaderen。
zhongchengtinghouganjueyouxieqiguai，“long?longbushizhiyouhuangdicainengshiyongma？wozhidaoqinglong，buzhidaonishuodedongfangdeneitiaolongshibushiqinglong。”
“bushi，zheigexianfangyibian，nizaihuidawodiergewenti，diqiushangnaliangyangdongxifenbudezuiduo。”
钟承还是一脸茫然。
“shenmeshidiqiu?shixiaohaizitideneizhongcujuma？
fenbuzuiduodeliangyangdongxi，neijiushizhutiaohetazhongjiandekongxi。”
shitanjieshu，buzhidaodiqiudehua，neitadagaibushichuanyuede，zongbunengtashishenmewaixingrenba，huozheshiminguo、huozheshigengzaoshidaidechuanyuezhehaishishade。
yexuwanquanshitaxiangduole，renjiazhishiyigeyishichaoqiandedaqiguodetuzhujuminbale。
gurenyoububen，tazhishileyuzhuanyanchihewanleeryi，nengxiangdaochikaoyukanxingxingshenmedeyebuqiguai。
guorana！langmandoushigurenwanershengxiade。
“meishenme，wodayingle，womenbasunzifanghuiqu，ranhoujiuquhebianzhuayukaozhechi。”
“nixianbieji。”xianzailundaozhongchenghaoqile。“nishuodedongfangdeneitiaolongjiaoshenmemingzia？wohenxiangzhidao。”
“tademingzijiao——zhongguo！”
“zhongguo，henhaotingdemingzi，zheitiaolongyidinghenlihai，kexilewomeiyoujiandaoguo。”
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lushuicuncunkou，yigefaguanwaixie，yijinsanluanderen，cishizhengdunzaihelidakoudakoudehezheshui。
“gaisideqijiaren，zenmefeiyaozhulushuicunzheimegeniaobulashidepodifang?dengwozhaodaonimenle，yidingyaojinimendianlihaiqiaoqiao。”
cirenzhengshitoutoucongjialiliuchulaidewangtiedan。
jitianqian，yinweineizhuanghunshi，jialirenhuachulewubailiangyinzi，yigegededoumenmenbulede。
youqishitamuqin，yidianjiuzha，bushidaizhetamajiushihetafuqinlianggechaojia。
gengrangtaqifendeshi，tazaizhenshangyouyujianleneigeqilaopozi。
taqinertingdaotashuotamenwangjiarenhenhaopian，zheicidelewubailiangneixiacijiuyaodeyiqianliang，fanzhengtabuzaiyineishenmeqiyue，tadoubushizi，andeshouyindaoshihoushuoshibeitamenwangjiarenxiepodejiuxingle。
tahaiyaonazhetamenjiadeqian，zaizhenshanggaifangzi，yihoujisunziquxifuerdeqiandouyaocongtamenwangjiashenshanghao。
zheituotuodejiushiyigexixuechouchong。
wangtiedanzirenweiyijingshiqinglizhenshangdeyixiaobawangle，meixiangdaohaihuiyudaobizijigeng**baibeideren。
tadangranbunengren，zhijieshangquheqijiaderendaleqilai。
qinaishigeyuruozeqiang，yuqiangzeruoderen，heqichengzongliangrenjiayiqiyedabuguowangtiedan。
wangtiedanxiangtamenyaohuidangchuzijiajichuqudewubailiangyinzi。
ketamenzhizhiwuwudebuken，wangtiedanqideyoushizhongquanchuji，batamenjichedidafuqile。
zuihouqinaiyibabitiyibaleidebahuoshuidongyin，tashuozijinahuiqudeneixieqianquanbeizijidasunnvjinaqule。
hunyueyishiyeshiyinweitafanfuwuchangqiledaixin，xiangzheyaobazhewangjiaxixuebufang。
tashuozijijiushigekeliandexiaolaotaitai，shenmeshiqingdouzhinengzhiwangzhezijidejigehaizi。
laizhaowangjiayaoqianyeshitaneigedasunnvdezhuyi，xianzaineixieqiandoubeitadasunnvnaqule，yaoshiwangtiedandaletadehuatadasunnvjiuhuilaiwangjiamenkounao。
wangtiedanyebuxieyuheyigelaorendongshou。
xiangtamenyaolelushuicundedizhihou，tajiufengfenghuohuodezulegemache，zhunbeiqinziqushoushiqinan。
zhishitashoushirendejihuacaiganggangkaishijiushoudaolezuai。
neishihouyijingshixiawule，meiyounagechefuyuanyijiexiazheidan，yinweibuxianghuichengdeshihouganshanjiandeyelu。
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