“nimenqiaojiachixiongxinbaozidan，jingranganpianwomen，wokannimenyigegeshihuonile。”
“aiyo，liuyenaliganya，yulingzheiyatoushangjiaodeshihoukebushizheiyangdeya，womenzheinaliganpianliuyenin，zhenshiyuanwanglie。”
“shaofeihua，qiaochenshiwogaosuni，shoulewomenduoshaoqianyigeyueneishuangbeihai，fouzejiudengzhequlaolichilaofanba。”
“ai，liuye，liuye……zhenshihuiqiyo？”
“jiranruci，ganjinzhaogediermaile，zhenshizaoxin。”
“ermei，ermei……yingyingying。”
“jiejie……jiejie……”
“嘤嘤嘤嘤……”
baiyulingshizaiyizhenmamalieliedechaonaoshenghezhenzhenkuqishengzhongxinglaide，haiweizhengkaiyanbiannengganjuedao，yigewennuandehuaibaozhengjinjindebaozheziji，jiazazheyisisihanweier，danbingbunanwen。
tayiweizijizaizuomeng，keshineiyishengshengdetongkusheng，taiguozhenshi，rangtayishijianjianqingxing。
zhengyankandaodebianshijigemanshileishuidexiaolian，kudeyigebiyigeshangxin，jiaozhemeimeijiejiede，kandaotazhengkaiyan，nianlingbijiaodadexiaonvhaituranxiaole。
“niang，niang，kuaikan，ermeixingle，xingle，zhengyanle。”nvhaidemouguangzhongdaizheyimobukesiyi。
二妹？
什么二妹？
tabaiyulingcongshengxialaijiubuzhidaozijidebamashishei，conglaidoushiyigerenshenghuo，shenmeshihouduoleyigejie？
haishiyigekansishilaisuidexiaowawa。
开什么国际玩笑。
“yuling，niangdeguainverya。”baozhetadefuren，turantongkuleqilai，zuiliyigejingdezizezhe，“niangbugaidayingtamen，doushiniangdecuo，niangdecuo。”
？？
baiyulingtingzhetamendehua，zhenxinshilijiewuneng，zheidaodishishenmeqingkuang，tamingmingjidezijiyijingzaoyubuce……
那痛感……
yi，xinzangdeweizhihaoxiangbutongle。
两天后。
qingchen，tianhaiweiliang，shenbianbianchuanlaixixilvlvdeshengyin，baiyulingzhidaozheishiliushiqichuangle。
jingguoliangtiandeshijian，tazhongyumanmanjieshoulezheigexianshi。
ke……bierendouchuangeshenmedaxiaojie，shenmewangfei，shenmeguirendeng，keshitani？
南顺朝。
yigeconglaimeiyouzailishishangchuxianguodechaodai。
ertacishibianzai，nanshunchaozuibeibian，jinaibianjiedeqiaojiacunli。
zheixiedouhaihao，chuanyuezainongcunbasuixiaowadeshenshang，tayerenle。
keshi……tianshengchishashizenmehuishi，haiyishendefeibiao，jianzhiyaobuyaorenhuode！
yixiangqi，qiaojiasifangjiangtadangchengbaoyiyangdechongzhe，tengzhe，rangzhe，tabianhunshennanshou，zhixiangchongzhetamenpaoxiaoyisheng。
laoniangbushishazi，bushishazi，zhishiduiyumuqianzhuangtaiyouxiejieshouwunengeryi，nimenyongdezhejiangwodangchengxiaohaiyiyangdeduidaima？
jiulianchigefandouyaorenwei，jianzhirenbuxiaqule。
yixiangdaozheiliangtianfashengdeshiqingtabianyouxieyukuwulei。
qiaojiayigongqigehaizi，wunanliangnv，danveryichujia，ertazheijushentidediepaixinglaosi，yigelaoshibajiaodenanren。
tuizaizaonianjianshouguoshang，zouqilulaibulianguan。
waijiafuqiliangrenlianshengsigedoushinvwa，suoyizaiqiaojia，wanquanmeiyouyidiandiandiwei。
qiaojiarenheyigerendoukeyizaitamenmianqianzhishouhuajiao。
eryuanzhudedieniangsihuyexiguanlezheiyangdeshenghuo，duisuoyoudeqifu，doushiquanpanjieshou。
yuanzhujiaoqiaoyuling，xushiyinweitamendoujiaoyuling，suoyitacaihuichuandaozheililaiba。
zaitachuanlaiqian，yinweiqiaojiajixuyaoyibiyinzi，suoyitabianbeichenshizuozhu，youlezhiqianneiyimu。
wangjiaxianrenlaoyenianyuewushiduosui，keshiturandeleyizhongguaibing，xingmingchuiwei，wangjiarenzhejile，bianqingleyigeshenpoqukan。
shenpojidezhuyishi，zhaoyigechengkunliunianliuyueliurimaoshichushengdenvwaziguomen，baozhunkeyizaihuojishinian。
xianchengzhoubian，wangjiadouzhaole，zuihoubianzhaodaoleqiaoyulingshenshang。
chenshipayingqindelushangchuxianwenti，yushizaishangjiaoqianjiqiaoyulingchiledongleshoujiaodemantou，daozhiqiaoyulingzaiquwangjiadelushangjiubuxingle。
qiaoyulingshentisuiranpang，keshifeichangbujiankang，zaijieshouqiaoyulingzheifuqiaozihou，tacongneiduanduanxuxudejiyizhongzhaodaoleyuanyin。
yinweichishachulesanfangsifangbiedejifangdoubudaijianta，jingchangxingdechibubaoduzi，yinweijietazongquhoushanzhaoyeguozichi。
wusuideshihouzaihoushanchileyizhongheisedeguozi，congneizhihoutadeshentibiankuaisudepangleqilai，erqiejingchangxingdehuiduziteng，yinweitabutaihuibiaoda，suoyimeiyourenyigezhidao。
zaiwairenkanlai，qiaojiadeyulingshihenshouchongde，zaiqueyiduanliangdeniandaijingnengchichuyishenfeibiao，kejianqiaojiarenduitaduohao。
yixiangdaozheili，baiyulingyeshishifenwunai，duiyuanzhushenshendetongqing。
“yulingnixingla，qilai，jiejinichuanyifu。”
baiyuling，ebu，qiaoyulingkanzhebizijijindaliangsuidejiejie，qiaoyuyuezhengxiaohehedekanzheta，zhanglezhangzui，shayazhesangzidao：“wozijichuan。”
“a？”qiaoyuyuebukezhixindejingjiaoleyisheng，ranhoujinzhangdekanzheqiaoyulingzaiciqueren，“yulingnigangcaishuoshenme？niganggangshuoshenme？nizaishuoyibian。”
“wozijichuan。”qiaoyulingnaizhexingzizaishuoleyibian。
qianliangtianyinweizheijushentishizaimeiyouliqiyizhidoushitangzhe，zaoshangqilaiyeshiniangliushijitachuanyifu，conglaimeiyoudedaoguomuaideqiaoyulingmorenlezheiyiqie。
keshijintiantanengganjuedaoshentiyijingyouleyisisiliqi，suoyitayaozijichuan，yihousuoyoudeshiqingyeyaozijizuo。
“yuling，jiaojie，jiaoshengjielaitingting。”qiaoyuyuexijierqi，qingqingyaohuangzheqiaoyulingpangpangdeshenti，shouzhiweiweizhandou。
qiaoyulingxindimomodetanleyikouqi，suiranzheijuqiaozizhiyoubasui，danlinghunkeshiyigeershiersuidechengnianrenhaome，jiaoyigeshisuidenvwaweijiejie……
“jie~”tazuizhonghaishiguaiguaijiaoleyisheng，xinganqingyuande，tongshitayerenqinglexianshi，jiranchuandaolezheili，tabianjiushiqiaoyuling，meishenmekejiaoqingde。
“ai。”qiaoyuyuekudegenglihailexie，tashenzhiyinweijidong，henhenqialeqiaoyulingyiba。