第3章
qinxiaoxizaikanlekanyijingjihuyaobaozoudedafu，turanjiuhenxintengzheiweikeliandebeibikaiyaodedafule。
“nizheigedafuzenmehuishi？womenyoubushifubuqiyinzi！rangnikaiyaojiukaiyao！nalituisanzuside？”
jiandafubukaiyao，yipangdeqinwuzhanlechulai，youxieshengqidelinzhuledafudeyiling，yangqishabaodadequantoujiuyaoda，zhibadafuhedeyiduosuo。
qinxiaoxishizaishikanbuxiaqu，lianmangshenshoulazhuleneiqinwu：“womeishi。”
qinxiaoxizheiyikaikou，dunshijishuangyanjingqishuashuadeluozailetadeshenshang，jiuxiangshiyaobatakanchugekulongyiyang。
“bao，baobao？nizheishi，ni，niganggangzaishuoshenme？”linshiyouxiebukezhixindekanxiangleqinxiaoxi，yankuangweihong。
kanzhelinshixiaoxinyiyideyangzi，qinxiaoxixinzhongweiruan，suiranlinshikanqilaipiqihuobao，keshiduizheigenvershizhenxintengai，bijing，jiutazheidunwei，zenmekandoubuxiangshibeinvedaideyangzi......
erqietadeshousuiranbaipang，keshiquemeiyouyidingdianerdejian，hulveneifeifeininideroubushuo，haishixiangdangnenhuade！yikanjiuzhidaobushiganhuodeshou。
xiangzhezijiyihoudagaiyejiuyaozaicizhagenle，qinxiaoxikebuxiwangpangrendoushuotashifengzishazide，zheidaoshikeyijiezhezheigejihui，rangzheifengbinghaoqilai。
“娘。我没事了。”
“nijiaowoshenme？zaijiaoyibian！”linshigaoxingdebaozheqinxiaoxidejianbang，qiangrenzhexingfendewen。
“niang！wozhendemeishi。yiqianzongshiguodehunhunee，jinergeluoleshui，fanerhaoxiangqingxingleyixie。”
“zhende，wojiabaobaozhendehaole！wojiabaobaobufengyebushale！laoerlaosan，nimentingdaomei？baobaohanwoniangle！kuairangniangqiayibakankanshibushizuomeng！”
linshijidongdetiaoleqilai，ranhoulazhuleqinjinheqinwu，zailiangxiongdideyaoshanghenhendiningleyiba，xiongdiliangzhijie“ao”leyisheng，wuguanyijingtengdedoubianxingle。
“niang！nibuxiangxindehuaqiazijibujiuhaolema？niqiawomenyoushenmeyong？”qinjintengdeziyaliezuidebaoyuan，bianshangdeqinwuyilianrentongdefengkuangdiantou。
linshihuihuishou，wugudedao：“neiniangbushipatengma？”
“niang！womenyepatenga！”qinjinkusangzhelian，qinwugenzhelianliandiantou。
“dalaoyemende，pashenmeteng？niyiweinimenshiwomenjiaxiaoguinv，guaibaobaoa？”
qinjinqinwuliangxiongdiyukuwulei，niangshuodehaoxianghenyoudaoli，tamenjingwufafanbo。
suiji，qinjinyebuguanzheixiexuduo，lianmangjiangliancoudaoleqinxiaoxidegenqian，daizhejifentaohaodedao：“meimei，woshinierge，kuaijiaoerge。”
qinwujianzhuang，lianmangbuganshiruodeshangqian，yibatuikaileqinjin，qinjinmeiyouqinwurengaomadade，beituileyigelieju，erqinwuchenxuerru，lianmangjikaileqinjin，youconghuailitaochuleyikuaigaodiandijileqinxiaoxi，heiheixiaodao：“meimei，woshinisange，sangejinichitanggao，nijiaosangeyisheng。”
kandaoqinwuzheikuaitou，qinxiaoxixiayishideshenzixianghouqingleqing，tayoubushixiaonaiwa！jigegaodianjiunenghongzoudema？
haimeidengqinxiaoxishuoshenmeni，qinjinjiuyijingrutongmenghuyiyangpuxiangleqinwu，zhijieguazaileqinwudeshenshang：“haoani！jinghaiyongtangyipaodanhongpianbaobao！”
“zenmejiushihongpianni？youbenshiniyenaa！”
“wodeqiankedoushizanzhejimeimeizuojiazhuangde！daoshihouwomaitianmaidijimeimeitianzhuang，niqueshadoumeiyou，wokannizenmehaoyisi！”
“wowo......wo！nidengzhewoyihouqucanjun，jiangongliye，jimeimeizhenggejiangjunmeimeidang！”
“neiwohainengzhenghenduoyinzijimeimei，rangmeimeidangqiguoshoufudemeimei！”
“呸！不要脸！”
“pei！nicaibuyaolian！”
kanzhexiongdiliangyaodaqilaidejiezou，qinxiaoxihenxiangshuoxieshenme，kexianzaitacaiganggang“binghao”，zongbunengjinbutaiduoa！zheiluyaoyibuyibudezou，huayeshiyaoyigeziyigezideduoshuoma。
haihao，zailiangxiongdiyijingniqiawobo，wohaonitoufadeshihou，linshijishishangqian，zailiangrentoushangyirenqiaoleyixiabaoli，madao：
“gungungun！niqujibaobaoshaoreshuixizao？niqugeyidianshourou，jibaobaozhurouzhou！”
qinxiaoxirenzhexiao，kanzheilianggeweilaideshoufuhejiangjunchuitousangqideyangzi，buyoudegankai，zheibengguannizailihai，zaiqinniangmianqianshilongyedepanzhe，shihuyedepazhe！
qinjiaerfangdeshaguniangbushayebufengle！
zheiyitiaoxiaoxibuchubantian，jiuyijingzaizheigexiaocunzilitoumanyankailai！
“qinyatou，kankanzheishiji？”
“二......”
“qinyatou，kankanzheishishenme？”
“laoshu......”
“qinyatou，woshisheia？”
“cengshu......”
bantianshijianbudao，qinxiaoxiyijingjiedailewushujiezhekanwangtashenti，shizeshilaitiaozhantazhishangdecunminmendeshitanhekaoyan。
emmm......
ruguozheixiezhizhangwentiyesuanshikaoyandehua......
haihao，linshixintengzijiaguinv，jianqinxiaoximiansebuhao，zhijieshangqianganren：“quququ！yigegedebuquganhuowangwomenjiakanshenmekan？xiangqiuquwojiabaobaoma？”
cihuayichu，cunminlike“huala”yisheng，taochuleqinjia。
笑话！
jiusuanneiqinjiayatoubufengyebushale！keneidunweihezunrong，sheitamahuixiangqua？
qinxiaoxipengzhewan，xiaokouxiaokoudechizhelinshitedijitaaoderouzhou，yibiangankaizijihongyanboming，yibianchidetingbuxialaizui。
takenengzhidaolezheigeyuanzhu，yejiushiqinbaobaoweishenmehuizhangdezheimepangle！youzheimeyigechuyitebiehaodeniang，xiangbupangyenanba？
jiuzaiqinxiaoxichineirouzhouchidejinjinyouweideshihou，turanyishuangyouheidepangshoushenleguolai，yibaqiangzouletashoulidezhou。
haimeidengqinxiaoxifanyingguolai，zhijianlairenyijingduanzhetadezhou“bajibaji”dehelegeganjing，shenzhihaibawanjitianleyiquan，yidingdianbufangguodeyangzi。
“yenaishuonijiranbufengle，jiuganjinqulaozhaijitamenkankan，e，jideduodaixieroulai！woershuershenhaizhenshiyidianbuxiaoshun，youyinzimairoubujixiaojinglaozhai，zijitoumodezaizheierchile！”
shuohuadeshiyigeshilaisuidexiaopangzi，ng，biqitalaishuoyebuhuangduorangle。
qinxiaoximanmandecongjiyilisouchulezheigeren，zheishitadabojiadexiaoerzi，qinxiaoniu。
dabojiashenglehaojigenver，zuihoucaizhongyushenglezheimeyigeerzi，suoyibaobeidehen。
“wei！wogennishuohuameitingjian？ze，guoranchuanyanjiushichuanyan，nizheigesifeipo，dashazizenmekenenghaole！”
qinxiaoniujianqinxiaoxibuhangsheng，yiweiduifanghaishishade，bianyanzhuziyizhuan，jiangjiaoqiaozaileyizishang，duizheqinxiaoxidao：“lai，nicongzheizuanguoqu，wojiujinitangchi！”