第3章两大男神
anxiaoyaotingdaozheihua，shuangshoupengzaixiongqian，wanquanyifuhuachideyangzishuodao：“lianmarendouzheimeshuai，bukuishiwoanxiaoyaokanshangdenanren。”
“yohe，niganggangbushishuoburenshixuyichenma？zenmexianzaiyoubianchengnikanshangdenanrenle？dedede，niganjinhuinizijidexuexiao，zaibuhuiqujiuyaochidaole。”baoandashuchuilechuichashui，dandandeshuodao，tashishuoshenmeyebuhuifanganxiaoyaozheige‘waixiao’shengjinqude，bijingzheiguanxidaotazheigeyuedegongzi。
“zheijiushiwodexuexiao，nihairangwohuinaerqu？zaishuole，nijiubuyunxuwoduitayijianzhongqing？”yaoshiyibandenvsheng，beirenfaxianlezaolian，zaojiuhekule，nahainengxianganxiaoyaozheiyangyangyangdeyi？
“hei，nigexiaoyatoupianzi，wozuolezheimeduonianbaoan，haishidiyicijiannizheimezhuaide。hao，nishuonishiwomenxuexiaodexuesheng，nidaoshinachuzhengminglaia！”baoandashuyesuanshikeshoubenzhile。
anxiaoyaoshoushangnayoushenmezhengming，jidetachadianjiuyaoqiangxingchuangguoqule。kejiuzaizheishi，yigechongmanzhecixingdeshengyinchuanlai：“dashu，wodaitaquxiaozhangbangongshiba，yaoshitabushibenxiaodexuesheng，wozaibatasongchulai，nikanruhe？”
anxiaoyaohuitou，dunshijiujingzhule，tayuanyiweizaichangqingtengnengkanjianxuyichenzheiyangdeshuaigejiuyijingshishangbeizixiulaidefuqile，meixiangdaojingranzaiduanduandejifenzhongzhinei，jingranyoukanjianyiweiwulunshichuanzhehaishiyanzhidoubushuyuxuyichendeshuaige。
neibaoandashukanjianzheinanshenghou，likehuanshangyizhangchanmeidexiaolian，yinqinshuodao：“jiranshisitushaoyeqinzifahuale，neijiuxinkusitushaoyele。”
anxiaoyaohaimeifanyingguolai，jiubeisitushourenyibalazhezoule。yilushanghaitingdaohenduotongxuemendejingtan：
“woqu，zheianxiaoyaomobushiyaoyigeyaonv？ganggangcaixuanbuleduixuyichendezhanyouquan，xianzaiyouhesitushourenshouqianshou，zheinimashenmeqingkuang？”
“tianla，wojintianzaoshangdaodijinglileshenme？dui，yidingshiwohaimeishuixing，wokendingshizaizuomeng！”
“anxiaoyao，nibuyaoqirentaishen！changqingtengliangdananshennidouyaobazhan，haiyoumeiyoutianlile？”
“wanlewanle，xuyanwanghesituyuhuangdoubeizheixiaonvzijishoule，zheianxiaoyaoguozhenmingfuqishi，jianzhijiushigeyaonv！”
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anxiaoyaobijingshijianguodachangmianderen，suiranbeizhongrenfeiyizhe，tayebingmeiyoujuedeyouduonankan，zhishiqingmiaodanxiedebashoucongsitushourenneiwennuandedashoulichouchulai，ranhouwendao：“wei，tamenganggangshuodexuyanwanghesituyuhuangshishenmeyisi？”
zheishiliangrenyijingpianlilezhugandao，yanzheyitiaobijiaoanjingdexiaojingchaozhexiaozhangbangongshizouqu。
tingdaoanxiaoyaodehua，situshourentingxialai，weixiaozheduianxiaoyaojieshizhe：“zheishitongxuemenwuliaodeshihouxiachuandeyigewaihao。xuyichen，jiushinizhiqiandangzhongbiaobaideneixiaozi，yinweijingchanglengzhelian，henshaoyourenkanjiantaxiao，jiujitaquleyige‘lengmianyanwang’dewaihao。zhiyusituyuhuangma，dangranjiushibenshaoyewole！”
shuodaozuihoudeshihou，situshourenhaibuwangpaipaizijidexiongtang，lianshangdexiaorongshifenzilian。
danshibudebushuo，jibianshijianguanleshuaigedeanxiaoyao，zaikandaositushourenzheichongmanzhezixindexiaolianshi，yeweizhiyizhan。ruguobushizhiqianjiukandaolexuyichen，anxiaoyaobaobuqijiuyaoduisitushourenxiashoule！