第2章 我不是傻子了

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“nigan!”meilaoernuhe。

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“滚——”

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“真的?”

“zhende!niang,nikanwozheishisahuangma?”meijingzhanqilaizhuanlegequanquan,rangrongshikandeqingqingchuchu。

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munvliangzhengshuozhehuani,huranyizhengugudeshengyinchuanlai。

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tabunengzaizuoyidaibile。

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“可是……”

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大虫,就是老虎!

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laotianye,ninwanerwoni?