pojiudenongjiaxiaoyuan，waibozizaoshuxia。
yigeyishanlanlv，zhangdequefendiaoyuzhuo，baibaipangpangdexiaonvwajingjingdezuozailiangxishang，shaizhetaiyang，biaoqingdaidaidetaitoukanzheshushangdezaozi。
tadeyanjinghenda，yuanyuandehenpiaoliang，zhishixikanjiufaxiantashuangmuwushen，shenqingmuran，youdianchidai。
“kuaiesiwole，fanzuohaolema？youshenmechide？”
yuanmen“zhiya”yishengbeituikai，yigebangdayaoyuan，naomanchangfeidefurendabuzoulejinlai。
talianshangdefeirousuizhexingzoudedongzuoyizhanyizhande。
zhaoshiyijinlaijiukanjiansifangneigechier，dunjuehuiqi！
jintianyilianshuleshijihui，shenshangdeyinzidoushuguangle，yidingshiyizaoqilaijiukanjianlezheigechier，zhanlehuiqicaihuirucidaomei。
zhaoshisizhoudaliangleyiyan，yuanzilijingqiaoqiao，yanchuangyemeimaoyan，zhengmingjialiyigerendoumeiyou，burandingyourenzaiyuanzilipeizhetawan，zheigepeiqianhuokeshiyidajiazidebaobeigeda。
tazhijiezoudaoxiaonvwashenbian，dunlexialai，shenchufeipangdedashou，yongliqialeqiaxiaonvwa**dexiaoliandan：“douguainizheigehuiqidedongxi，hailaoniangshulegejingguang！”
xiaonvwalengleyixia，bichangrendefanyingchidunlehaoyihuiercaizuibayibian，“wa”yishengkuleqilai。
“kukuku……jiuzhidaoku！kushani？nishisidiehaishisiniangle？laoniangbeinihaideshuguangleyinzidoumeikuni！buxuku！”
xiaonvwayijiufangshengdaku，xiaolianzhangdetonghong，yibianliandanhongzhongleyikuai，tebiedemingxian。
zhaoshijiantahaiku，yilianyanfan，feipangdedashouzaixiaonvwashenshangyouqiayouning，yaoyaqiechidedao：“haikushiba？wojiaoniku！huiqidedongxi！buxuku，zaikuwodasini！zhengtianjiuzhizhidaokuhechi。bizui！bibubizui？siyatounihaiganku.......”
huiyingtadeshixiaonvwagengdadekushenghezhangdegengjiatonghongdexiaolian。
zhaoshijiantahaiku，pabeizijidepopohuilaikanjianle。
zheigepeiqianhuokeshilaopozidezhangzhongbao，yidajiazifandoukuaichibuqile，haimeitiansanwanjidangengyangzheta。
dui，jidangeng！guoliwenzhejidangengba？
tacongcongpaojinchufang，pengleyiwanjidangengchulai，zhijieshaoleyidashaoyonglidesaijinxiaonvwadazhangdezuibali：“chiba！youchidehaidubuzhunizui？buxukule！”
yidakuaidangenghuaruhoulong，xiaoxiaodeyachuangdoubeishaozikechulexue。
“嗝......”
哭声被堵得消失了。
“meitianjiuzhidaochichichi，sansuilehuabuhuishuo，lubuhuizou！woyaoshininiang，zaojiujiangnidiudaoshanshangweilangle！xiangnizheiyangdepeiqianhuo，yangzheyeshilangfeiliangshi。”
zhaoshijiantabuku，jiupengzhewandashaodashaodewangzijizuilibalajidangeng，sanliangxiajiujiangyiwandangengjiejuele。
chiwan，tahaixixidetianganjingwandi。
wandizhanzhebushaodangengni！
zheishiyilaoyishaolianggefurencongcongpaolejinlai。
tamenhaoxiangtingjianlexuanbaozaidaku。
leipoziyijinyuanzijiukanjianbaobeisunnvdaozailiangxishang，liansejiangzi，yilianleihen，tamengdiliheyisheng，batuijiuchongguoqu：“zhaoshi！nizaiganma？”
zhaoshiheleyitiao，mangfangxiawan，xinxudexiaodao：“niang，sidimei，nimenhuilaile？womeiganmaa！woweixuanbaochidangengni！nikan，xuanbaodouchiwanle，wojiushitiantianwandi，bielangfeile。”
shuowantahaijiangkongwanyifanrangerrenkan。
liushijiannverliansefahei，xindouhuangle，congcongpaoguoqu：“niang，xuanbaodeliansezafaheile？”
leipoziyibabaoqisunnv，xinhuangdebuxing，shoudouzhandoule。
zhaoshiditoukanleyiyan，zheicaifaxianxuanbaoliansefazi，shuangyanjinbi，taheleyitiao！
zheizenmehuishi？zheishisileme？
tamangbaishoudao：“zheibuguanwoshi，woshenmedoumeigana！wojianxuanbaoededoukule，wojiuweitachijidangeng，qitawoshenmedoumeigan！zhende！”
这傻子怎么了？
tazhishiweileyikoudangenga！shenmedoumeigan，zenmejiuchengzheiyangle？
tayaosiyebiezheishihousia！
别害她啊！
zhaoshishizhenpale，tazhishishuleyinzifaxieyixiaxinzhongdeyumenle，zhendemeixiang，yemeidanjiangrennongsi。
dangrantayemeijuedetaqialiangxiaxuanbaoyoushenmewenti。
sheijiadexiaohaibushicongxiaojiubeizhangbeiqiaqianingning，qiaoqiaodadadezhangdade？
leipozikanjiansunnvhongzhongdeliandan，haiyouzuijiaodedangengsuihexueji，caishiyezhele，tanuhuozhongshao，taijiaojiuchuaileguoqu，lihou：“gun！gunkai！”
zhaoshibeichuaidelianlianhoutuilejibu，pangdadeshenquzhongzhongdediezuozaidishang。
leipozixunsuyijiaocaizaidengzishang，danjiaoquxitaiqi，jiangsunnvfangdaotuishang，rangtadelianchaoxia，xinwodizhexigai，yonglidepaidatadehoubei……
chenshuideruoxuanturanganjuedaohoulongxiangyoushenmedongxiduzhule，quanshenyehenteng，yuelaiyueqiangdezhixiganrangtabudebuqingxingguolai，houbeizhengbeirenyonglidepaidazhe，taxiayishideyonglike：“kekeke……”
一坨蛋羹咳了出来。
ruoxuanzongsuannenghuxile，zhishiyachuangteng，houlongyebushufu，shentidaochudouhenteng，zheizhongganjuetacongweishiguo。
tashiyiduohua，zenmehuiganjuedaoteng？
liushixintouyisong，jijidekanzhehaizidelianse：“niang，kechulaile！meishileba？xuanbao，nimeishiba？youmeiyoujuedenalibushufu？”
suiranzhidaoxuanbaobuhuihuiying，dantahaishirenbuzhuwendao。
“kechulaiyinggaijiumeishile。”leipozijianghaizishuzhebaohao，yebutaifangxin，jiuroushenghongdao：“xuanbao，guai，haiyoumeiyoudongxikazaihoulong？zaikeke，jiangdongxidoukechulai。”
ruoxuanxiayishideyaoleyaoxiaonaodai，linghunbeiposuxing，tadetouhentongla！
leipozimeiyoufaxianxiaosunnvhuiyaotouhuiyingle，takanzhesunnvdeliansezhujianhuifuhongrun，zhishiyibianliandanyijiuhongzhong，shangmianhaiyouzhiyinheqiahen，xintengjile！
tafennudedengzhezhaoshi：“zhaoshi，niduixuanbaoganlesha？”
zhaoshirouzhe**，mouguangshanshuo：“woshayemeigana，wohuilaijiukanjianxuanbaozaidaku，yiweitaele，jiuweitachidangeng，zaozhidaojiubuweile，zhenshihaoxinmeihaobao！”
liushikanjiannverliandandouzhongle，bufangxin，liaoqiletade䄂ziyikan：benlaibai**nendeshoubei，daochudouhonghongziziyipian。
leipozidaochouyikouqi，xintengdeyankuangdouhongle，zheizenmehuishi？zhaoshigande？
zhaoshiyoudianxinxu，taguyipailepaixiongkou，kuazhangdesonglekouqi，“hesiwole！yuanlaixuanbaozhishiyezhele。huashuoxuanbaochunchengzheiyang，chigedangengdounengyezhe，bierenjiazheiyangdechieryichushengjiudiushanshangweilangle！sheihaihuiyangzhea？jiayoujiabuchuqu！zaishuoxianzaihaimeifenjiani，nanbuchengyaowomenyidajiaziyangtayibeizi？wokebuleyi！”
zhaoshishuoqizheigejiulaiqi，xuanbaoshigenvwajiusuanle，haishiyigesansuiledoubuhuishuohuabuhuizoulu，lianchihelasadoubuhuidechier。
yijiazihairuzhurubaodeyangzhe！
tashuangshouchengdi，pangdadeshenqupanshandepaqilai，yuexiangyueqi，zuibajiurenbuzhubalabaladeshuogebuting：“buguoxianzaiyijingyanglesannianduole，yebunengbaiyang，buranyinzidoudashuipiaole。wotingshuogelizhenzhaoyuanwaijiadesunzikuaisile，xiangzhaogetongyangxijitasunzipeizang，cailiyouyibailiangni！tingshuopeizanghouhaihuizaijiyibailiang，……”
ruoxuanbujintoutong，quanshendoutong，zenmehuishi？
zheimeyixiangnaohailijiuchuxianleyigefeipangdefurenduitaderoutiyouqiayouning。
萱宝有点生气了！
zheishiqifutalinghunhaimeisuxing，shentijiuxiangyizhuhuayiyang，buhuidong，buhuishanduo？
ruoxuanjiudiuleyigexiaoxiaodexianshuguoqu。
zhaoshihaoburongyicaizhanleqilai，jiaoqueturanxiangbeicaogenbanleyixia，yigeliangqiang，shentizhongzhongdeshuailexiaqu，dimiandouyangqileyizhenhui。
zhaoshizuibakezaidishang，tongdeziyaliezui。
mankoushishadetatuleyikouhunzhexuedekoushui，tongdepabuqilai。
liushiliaoqinverdeyifu，yuekanyuexinjing，yuekanyuexinteng！
xuanbaozhenggeshentidaochudoushihonghongzizideyikuai.....
a！qisitale！xuanbaocaisansuia！zhaoshizenmexiadeleshou？
liushishizairenbuzhule，xionghendechongshangqianyibachezhuzhaoshitoufa，“papapa......”
yilianshuailetahaojigebazhang！
liushihongzheyan，xiangyitouhenhendiaozhuleliewudelang，sisidechezhuzhaoshidetoufabufang，shijingdeqiatashenshangdefeirou。
nalirounenjiuwangnaliqia！
henbudejiangnversuoshoudaodenvedaidouhaijita！
“a，tongsiwola！liushi，nishibushifengle！fangshou！a……”
biekanzhaoshiliangbaiduojin，youfeiyouda，keshentixuzheni！
beizhangniangannonghuodeliushizhuazhetoufabufang，zhengyezhengbukai，tongdewawazhijiao。
liushiyouqiayouning，zhiyaoxiangdaoganggangxuanbaoliansefahei，haiyoushenshangdehonghongzizideqiahen，tayuefadeyongli：“woshifengle！worangniqiawodexuanbao！woqiasini！......”
她不是开玩笑的！
xuanbaojinriyaoshiyoushenmesanzhangliangduan，tajiushalezhaoshi！
zhaoshitongdeshizaishoubulele，zhuazhujihuiyibatuikaileliushi，pangdadeshenqusuizhizhongzhongdediezuozaidishang，toufadoubeichediaoleyidacuo。
liushibeituideliangqianghoutuilejibu，shentituranjiuxiangbeishenmedangleyixia，wenzhule！
tayemeizaiyi，yonglidiudiaoshouzhongdeyicuotoufa，henhendedengzhezhaoshi，dakouchuanqi。
ruguoyanshenkeyisharen，zhaoshiyijingbeiqiandaowanguale！
toushang，lianshang，shenshang**ladetongrangzhaoshixinyoubugan，henbudechongshangquyongshentizasiliushi。
zhishiliushineixianglangyiyangdeyanshen，rangtahaipa，taxiangdaoshenme，yanzhuzhuanlezhuan，wuzheduzi，zuozaidishang，dahan：“aiya，woduzihaotong，yidingshidongletaiqile。nianga，jiuminga！jiujiuwo！wobeiliushidadedongtaiqile，dulidehaiziyaobubaole！haotong.....jiuminga！tiana，meiyouwangfale，zheimeqifuyigeshuangshenzideren……”
tongsile！tayidingyaoliushipeitayinzi，zheiyangtajiuyouyinziqudufangliboyiba，jiangshudiaodeyinziyinghuilai。
liushilianseyibai，wanle，tawanglezhaoshiduzilihuaizhesangedehaizi。
bijingzhaoshibannianqianyinweiyouxijiarulaishiduzijiuzheimeda，xianzaiduziyeshizheimeda，feichengzheiyangsheinengjidetashihuaitaiqiyue？
tabuhuishangdaotafuzhongtaierba？
“niang，yaobuqingwenpo？”liushihenzhaoshi，danshiyebuxiangshanghaitaduzilidehaizi。
leipozijuedezhaoshijiushiqianzou，yewangletayouxile，“niquqingdafuhewenpo，tongzhilaosanhuilai。”
zhaoshilianseyibian，mangdao：“aiyou，woturanjiubutengle，buyongqingdafu，yebuyongqingwenpo！”
zhaoshirenzhe**tong，nulipaqilai。
liushi/leipozi：“......”
这就不痛了？
ruoxuankanleyiyanzhaoshideduzi，lianshangshanguoyimohuyi。
tazhishicuncaobushengderuoshuihepanshangyizhuhualelingdexuancaohua，chulexianren，rendouweijianguoyige，nazhirenxingjiaohua？
tajiuchunhaoqidewendao：“niang，tafuzhongmeiyoutaier，weihehuidongtaiqi？”