“啪！”
yishengpaizhuozidejuxiang，turanzaiyijiashisilixiangqi。
yigebuyidabandezhongnianfurenxianranbeiqihuaile，shuangshouzhongzhongpaizaizhuozishang，numudengzhemianqiandenanren。
“laoban，nishizaigenwokaiwanxiaoma？”
beibuyifurenchengzuolaobande，shiyigelvexianlaotaidezhongniannanren，tameimuzhouzhe，shoulinazheyigeliezhidezishahu，duizhehuzuixileyikou，chashuishunzhetadezuijiaoliulexialai，qingtangguashuide，yijingpaodehaowubandianchasele。
tasishiyoudianbunaifan，tanlekouqidao：“zheiweishenzi，nikanwodeyangzi，xiangshizaikaiwanxiaoma？”
tayitingjiujile：“wobuguan！wokeshitingrenshuole，zheilizhaogehouchu，guanchiguanzhuhaiewaikeyijidao500wentongqiande，zenme，laoniangwoxianzailaiyingzhengle，nijiuyaoshuawulaima？！wobuguan，nijiudejiwo500wentongqian！”
“laoshenzi，wozheishisideqingkuangniyekanjianle，zheigeshisijibenzhuanbudaoshaziqian，yejiuhungeebusi，laohanwohaikaizhe，zhuyaoyeshijixianglixiangqinyijiguoluderentugefangbian。erqiewozhaogongdeshihouyeshuodeqingchumingbai，nideshouyihao，wocaiji500wen，gangnizuodekaomoweidaoshizaiyiban，wodequechubulegenggaodegongqianle。”buyifurensaoshilexiazheigeshisi，dayuebaibashigepingfang，chulehouchu，datangliyezhinengbaidexiabajiuzhangbaxianzhuo，zhenggeshisisuishuodalidehaisuanganjing，dandequekanzheshifenchenjiu，shenzhiyoudianjianlou。kanzheshibutaixiangnengchuqianqingdeqirendemoyang。
dantaboziyigeng，buguanbugudao：“zheizenmexing？！zheibuxingde！nijiusuanbuqingwo，yebunengrangwobaipaoyitang！”
嘿！敢情是讹上了！
zhongniannanrenyigeqiye，jingbuzhigaishuoshenmeshihao。
zheifurenyikan，yanzhuziyizhuan，sanbubingzuoliangbudezoudaoshisimenkou，kaishisapodashengrangrangdao：“ai！niupengcunderendoulaipingpinglile！zheigeshisidelaobanmeiliangxinbudaode，huyourenlaishanggong，youbujiqianle！dajiakuailaipingpinglile！tianshadehuyouren，qifuwaixiangrenge！”
zhongniannanrenqibudayichulai，queyoushigelaoshineixiangdexingge，shizaibuhuiyuzheizhongpofuchaojia，yizhanglianqidehongleqing，qinglebai。
bielebanshang，caibieleyiju：“nijiwogun！gun！wolaozhangjiabuhuanyingnizheizhongren！”
jieguozheifurenhaodegengdashengle：“kuaikanakuaikana，laozhangjiajingranyaodarenle！”
qidezhanglaohanzhendecaoqiyitiaoshaohuogun，zhunbeinianren。
gunziyihui，quechadiandazheyigemeiqingmuxiudeguniang！
guniangkanzheshisiwusui，fengchenpupudemoyang，chuanzheputongdemaburuqun，toufabianlegebianzibangzainaohou，shifenpingchang。danneiyishuangyanjingquezhangdejihao，meiyanwanwan，fangfolimiantouzheguang，kanzhezheishuangyanjing，jiugensanfutianheleyikoushanquanshuiyibanrangrenshutan。
“gu……guniang，meidadaoniba？”zhanglaohanjiqibuhaoyisidechongguniangshuodao。
guniangbushenzaiyidixiaozheyaoyaotou。
neifurenjianyourenlaishisi，biaoyandegengjiaqijing，yibalaguoneiguniangzhihao：“aiyouwoshuodameizia，nikeqianwanbielaizheijiaheixindeshisichifan，zheigelaohanhuyourenshanggongyoubujiqian，shizaishimeiyoutianliwangfala！”
ganghaodaoyiban，jiujianneiguniangzuolegeqiguaideshoushi，ranhoudao：“ting！ninyebengjiaohuanle，wogangjiuzhanzaicemen，nimendehuaqiahaotinglegeyiqingerchu，woshuoninyigefudaorenjia，bidingyeshiyoueryounvde，zheishoujiaomeiduan，paolaizheilieyigedashuhaoyisima？zijishoushanggongfubuxing，renjialaobanbuxiangguyongni，nihaimeilianmeipidelaishangle，woyaoshiniernv，dounengxiukuideyitouzhuangdoufuqu！woquannina，jiranzheimehuihao，buruchentiansehaihao，zhijiepazaiguandaoshangqu，nagewaguan，shuobudingluguohaoxinrenkannizheimekelian，hainengshangnidiantongbanyinzi。”shuowan，youzhuantouchongzhanglaohandao，“dashu，zheidaniangzheimekelian，ninburushangtayigepowan，shourenyiyuburushourenyiyuma！”
zheishifengcineifurenzheimebuyaolianburuquzuoyaofandesuanle！