taiyangkaozhedadi，xinyangcundecunmiaoqianjimanledilibaoshidecunmin。
“点火烧死妖女！”
“doushizheiyaonvzaodenie，haikulezanxinyangcun，sannianlebuxiayidiyu，dilizhongbuchuyilizhuangjialai，jiugaiyonghuoshaoleta！”
“shenpodoushuole，zhiyaoshaosizheiyaonv，zanxinyangcunjiukeyifengdiaoyushun，nianniandafengshou，zaiyebuyongpameiliangshichile！”
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cunmindashengdejiaorangzhe......
cunzhangshiyigewushiyouduodezhuangjialaohan，shaidemianrongyouhei，yaoganziyoudiantuo，diaozhegenyanganzi，miyanqiaozheneiyizhangzhangshuxidemiankong，biandezhengningkebu，xinlibushiziweier。
xiangqinmenhuizheimefengkuang，yaoshaosisujiayatou，neiyeshitamingbuhao，chushengshikesileqinniang，shenpojiushuolesuyatoumingtaiying，tianshengdaisha，cunlibuxiayushitazhaodezaihuo。
yushi，cunzhangbeiguoshen，zhaoshoudao：“dianhuo”
lianggenongjiahanzijuzhehuoba，dianranlehuoxingtaishangdeganchai，pilipaladeshengyinzhakai，guntangdehuoyanjuanzhehuoshetuntuzheniaoniaodeqingyan。
“咳咳咳！”
suxiaohebeiyizhennongyanqiangdezhengkaileyan，mangrandekanxiangcunmin，yigegechuanzhebudingyishang，mianhuangjishou，meizhanglianshangkantadeyanshentouzhewujindezenghenheyane。
这是怎么回事？
yizhentouteng，tamingbaile！
穿越了！
yuanshenyutademingziyiyang，queshigemingkudeguniang！youyigeqindiesulaogen，congweihaolianseduita，niangshihouniangshigeedudefuren，duitashifeidajima，baiyangcuomo。
haiyouyiduitongfuyimudemeimeididi，yegezhongqilingta。
yuanlaidesuxiaohesideyuanwang，cunminzaisantianqianjiubarenbangzailehuoxingjiashang，bujichidebujihede，jiubeitaiyanghuoshengshengdeshaiduanleqi。
tazheicaicong2020nianchuanlaile。
yankanzhedahuoyaoshaositarenle，suxiaohejisedajiao：“cunzhang，woyoubanfanengranglaotianyexiadayu，wozhendeyoubanfa，yaoshimeiyou，nizaishaosiwoyebuchia！”
youjicude“kekeke”lejisheng，yanleidoukelexialai。
cunmindefanyinggeyoubutong，youdehuyidekanzheta，diguzhe：“zheiyaonvbuhuizhendeyoufaziba？”
youdequechixiao：“shenposhuole，shaosiletanengqiuxiayu，nandaotayigeyatoupianzinengbishenpohaiyaolihai？”
tingdaozheihuadeshenpo，yanlicuiledudekanxiangsuxiaohe：“buyaoxinzheiyaonvdehua，tazheishiweilebaoming，guhuowomende。dajiaqianwanbieyaoxinlezheiyaonvshuode。”haiteyideqiangdiaoleyibian。
zheixia，cunmindefanyingyizhi，rangrangzhegankuaishaosisuxiaohe。
cunzhangquejinshenleyidian：“nizhendeyoufazi？”
“wozhendeyoufazi，nimendoushuolewoshiyaonv，jiranwokeyirangxinyangcunxiabulaiyu，neiwoziranyoufazirangxinyangcunxiayu。”suxiaohexinshidandan。
shenpoxintouyijin，dangjinuhe：“yaonie，sidaolintou，haiyaoyaoyanhuozhong，guhuorenxin！jinrilaopozidingyaotitianxingdaochulezheinizheiyaonie，haixinyangcunyipiananning。”
shuozhe，congyaojianjiexiayihululiejiu，feikuaidepoxiangchaihuodui，yixiazihuoyancuandeduogao，huoshishengda。
suxiaohebeikaodenanren，tibiaodeshuifenliushiguodu，feilidehanleyiju：“nimenjinrizhendeyaoshaosilewo，neiwochenglesuorenduomingdeligui，dingbuhuifangguonimende，nimenkeyaoxiangqingchule，shilikefanglewohaishijixushaosiwo？”
paguishendefenfenhuangkong，jidandebugankansuxiaohe，youyuzheyaobuyaoshaosisuxiaohe？youdekanxianglecunzhang，kantadeyisiruhe？