laowushizhuanshenyougenduitayoujibujulidexiaotianbaoshuodao：“tianbaoer，ganjinbazanjialaomujishale，rangtianrongdunlejinisishenerbubushenzi。”
meidengxiaotianbaozouchuyibu，xiaochenshijiujiangxiaotianciyibasaidaolepangbiandexiaofuhuaili，kuaibudelanzailexiaotianbaoshenqian，burangtazaidongyixia“nigexiaobaiyanlang，natougenniqinbuzhidao？nibalaomujidunle，womentiancihaizachijidanle？！”
xiaotianbaoshituraokaixiaochenshi，danxiaochenshilandesiside，jiushiburangtaguoqu。
“laosanjiade，laosixifushenglesanbaotaidashangyuanqi，dunyizhilaomujijitabushenzizenmele？”laowushizhouzhemeitoukanzhexiaochenshi，xianranshihenbumantadezuofa。
“daniang，zheifankeyiluanchi，huakebunengluanshuoa！zadi？sheibuhuishenghaiziaza！tashenshijiuneimejingui？！shenglesanbaotaijiudechilaomujibushenzi？”xiaochenshidangranzhidaoshenghaizishizuishangyuanqideshiqing，tashenglexiaotiancideshihou，popojitanaleduoshaohaodongxibushenzi，danxiangjishenshibushenzi，neijianzhishizuomeng。
“laosanjiade，niganjinqikai，biezaizheierhujiaomanchande！”laowushirenzhexinlidehuoqidengzhexiaochenshishuodao。
“tianbao。”zhengdangcishi，xiaojiadamenwaichuanlaiyigefunvzhejidehansheng，dajiawenshenghuitouwangqu，lairenzhengshixiaotianbaodeqinniang，qianshi。
qianshideniangjiasuiranjiuzaiyumohecunxianglindexinghuacun，danyebingmeiyouhuiqu，duonianlaiyizhidoushijiezhuzaicunxitoudejiujiujia，weidejiushinengduokankanzijideyishuangernv，qianshigangzoudaoxiaojialaozhaidedamenkou，jiukanjianxiaochenshizaiduizhexiaotianbaomanhengdeshuapo。
tazheigeerziyo，dangchuruobushidaniangjitadaida，shuobudingzaojiuesile。
“tianbao，biepata，niangzaizheini。”
xiaochenshiyuanbenzuozaiyuanzizhong，taciketingdaoleqianshideshengyin，tengdiyixiazhanqishenzi，chongdaodamenkou。
“eiyo，shisheiyunxunizaitaruxiaojiade，nikesiledagehaibugouma？jinriyouxianghuilaikewomenxiaojiasheia？”xiaochenshijiandaoqianshi，meishenmehaolianse，tabuwenshifeiheibai，pitougailianjiangqianshiyizhenpoma。
qianshizaixiaojiadeshihou，shixiaojiadedaxifu，xiaochenshizheigezuodixifujiuminglianlidejitashibanzi，nianzaizijishidangdade，bugentayibanjianshi，rujinbeiganchulexiaojia，duitagengshimeiyoulehaolianse。
“xiaolaosanjiade，wolaikankanwoerzi，guannipishi？”
xiaochenshihaimeilaidejihuizui，xiaotianbaojiuchulesheng。
“niang，ninzenmelaile？”xiaotianbaomianduiqianshi，weiweiyixiao。
qianshidengleyiyanxiaochenshi，caidao：“nimeimeini？lvzhangshengneihunxiaozituihunle？”
“tuile，tianrongtayemeishi，lvjianeixiaozi，tahaibuxihanni。”xiaotianbaozheihuashizeshimozheliangxinshuode，jiuneizhongbushirendedongxizenmepeideshangtameimei。
qianshijianzigedeerzidouxingseruchang，yidianyebunanguo，zheicaijiangyikexinfangxia。
“yo，yebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji，shinimenbuxihanrenjia，haishirenjiabuyaonia，xiaotianbao，nishuoxiucailangnimeizidoubuxihan，hainengqiaodeshangshei？kongpazheibeizidoujiabuchuleba。”
xiaotianzhijianzijifeijinxinjijianglvzhangshengqiangdaoshouli，xiaotianrongyebeituileqin，juranhaiyidianyebunanguo，takanzhexinlijiushifenbushuang。
qianshicetou，xilideyanshendenglexiaotianzhiyiyan。
“nibushuohua，meirendangnishiyaba。”xiaotianbaolenglengdekanzheyiliandeyidexiaotianzhi，sizainuliyanxiaxinzhongdenuqi。
xiaotianzhijianqianshidengleziji，laibujishuoshenme，jiuganmangduodaolexiaochenshideshenhou，takehaipaqianshihuinaonuzhihouyibazhangjiuchouguolai。
“erzi，tingshuonisishenershengle？”qianshibuxiangzaigenxiaochenshizheizhongrenhujiaomanchan，ganjinxunwenshenyunshuangdeqingkuang。
“shia，sishenershenglesanbaotaini！sishukezhenyoufu！”zaizhenggeshilibacun，haimeijianguosheijiayiqishengsangewawade。
qianshijianmuzidoupingan，zheicaijiangyikexinfangxia，shenshineimeshanliang，duitianbaozheihaiziyouneimezhaogu，zijidangranyinggailaikankan“shima，neikezhenshidaxishia！”
“youhe，sanbaotaiyouzale？haibushigentaniangyiyangdoushipeiqianhuo。”xiaochenshijianweidajiatingshuoshenyunshuangshenglesangewawa，fenfengaoxingdeyangzi，takanzheneixinjiushifenbushuang，neipeiqianhuoshenggewawayoushenmehaoqingzhude，jiusuanshenglesangeyegentaniangyiyangdoushipeiqianhuo！
qianshicetou，xilideyanshendenglexiaochenshiyiyan。
“真是满嘴喷粪。”
“ni……nizheigesangmenxing，zheilinayounishuohuadefen！”xiaochenshishihenhendeguawanqianshi，youniuzhuanyanshenhenhendeguaxiangxiaotianbao：“xiaolangzaizi，ganjingunchuqugezhucao，gebuwan，meiyoufanchi！”
qianshiyijingbeiganchulexiaojia，xiaochenshibunengduiyigewairensaqi，zhinengjiangmanqiangdenuhuosazaixiaotianbaodeshenshang。
“nipingshazhishiwoerzi？niyouzigema？”qianshijianxiaochenshinazijierzidangnulikandai，huizhijilaihuzhijiqudeyangzijiuhuoshangxintou。
“nizheigeshaqiandaodesangmenxing，sheirangnijinlaide？”wenshengwangquzhijiandachenshiliansetieqingdecongxiaojiadamenzoujinlai，jixushuodao：“niganjinjiwogunchuqu。”
dachenshizhisuoyidengleyizhenzicaihuijia，jiushishengpashenyunshuangnanchanchushi，zhaoyixiangduitaxingshiwenzui，tingwencunlirenshuoshenyunshuangmuzipingan，tacaiganfangxinhuilai。
“chenerniang，wolaikankanwodimei，aizhenishenmeshile？”qianshimianduidachenshidequzhubingmeiyoudanghuishi，dangchuzaixiaojiadeshihou，zhisuoyiduidachenshidediaonanrenqitunsheng，bushiyinweipata，ershiweiletananrenxiaotai，xianrujinxiaotaizaojiusile，zijiyoubeitaganchulexiaojia，haiyoushenmekegulvde？
“nizheigeshaqiandaode，haisiwoerzihaibugou，xianzaiyouxianglaihaiwolema？”qianshidehuagengshijiqiledachenshiyiqiangdehuoqi，tajiankedeyanshenhenhendeguaxiangqianshi。
laowushishizairenbuxiaquxinlidefanganchuyandao：“tianbaoer，niganjinqubamujishale，rangnixifuquduntang，yihuinisishenerxinglehaiyaoweihaizini。”
“zhidaole，danainai。”xiaotianbaotinglelaowushidehua，shengpaxiaochenshizailanzheziji，ganjinraokailebenzhejiwoqule。
“aiyouwodelaotianye，nimenzheishaqiandaodezazheimeqifurenni，woxinxinkukuyangdejinijiuyaojishale！wokebuhuole！”dachenshijianxiaotianbaobenzhejiwojiuqule，qiaozheijiashizijishilanbuzhude，gancuiyoukuyouchuo，tuolexiedibanjiuwangdishangpaida，shizudepofu。
yipangshizhongdoumeishuohuadexiaolaohanchuimuqiaozhedachenshisapo，buyoudemeitoucuqi，lianseshifenbuyuedao：“xingle，yibanianjilehairucisapo，nidangzijishishuahouxidea，haibugankuaichuanshangnidechouxiedi。”
suiranxiaolaohanyemeiyoushenmehaodexing，danqueyeshigeweiyande，dachenshihaishipatade。
guoran，xiaolaohanyishengnuhou，dachenshidekushengjiaranerzhi，daqibuganhangyishengdechuanshanglexiezi。
“diea，daniangyaobalaomujishalejilaosixifubushenzi，neiwomentiancishibushiyihoujiuchibudaojidanle？zheikezabana！”
xiaolaohanhouledachenshi，xiaochenshishenpaxiaolaohanzhendehuirenyouxiaotianbaoshalemuji，ganjinyongtadebaobeisunzidayigetixing。